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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
 Posted - 06/26/2003 : 15:28:00
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| Seriously, I don't want to laugh in my office. Stop it. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2003 : 20:47:35
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does anyone like my user name?
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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Pioneer
- FB Fan -
213 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 18:18:29
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Capital idea, that username of yours. Does it describe your silo? Does it have some other significance? Is it just a word you like from a Frank Black song? What? Spill it, boy!
TRANSMARINE, you're from USA. Is that anywhere near the capital of Europe? Join me in wishing our canuck neighbors to the great white north a happy Canada Day, won't you? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 23:14:37
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| Why, thank-you kind sir. I'd like to see this valley full of ... pioneer, where the somehow overweight monks translate ancient writings in the ice cream store whilst down the way the ruffians let out from "zoo-mass" and only Jumanji and in particular Robin Williams can save them. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 23:57:10
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m.o.a.b.
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 12:01:43
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is cork the capital of europe? they had flashing signs up that says it is. or maybe it said the capital of culture, whatever that means. maybe it shares the title with somewhere else, so it can be a subbacultcha? aren't i funny? don't blame me, i've just witnessed 'dawson's creek' and i think it has zapped my brain of any sense.
in your face, space coyote!! |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 12:03:43
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Jerk On Perks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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Pioneer
- FB Fan -
213 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 15:50:30
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| BrendanT, how dare you post "on topic." The nerve. Didn't you read the post about changing the title of this thread? From the future Supreme Commander of Europe no less? Festering boil, man. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 07:52:00
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Originally posted by Brackish Girl
i've just witnessed 'dawson's creek' and i think it has zapped my brain of any sense.
Oh my dear god....there's no turning back now, Jessie. Only a lobotomy will ever relieve you of this trauma to your brain. |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 08:44:08
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You don't scare me. There will be no Europe left to rule. Maybe a small pertol station with blue and white decor. It will now be known as the Mighty European Union!
Sorry about my inadequacy with reading posts and threads. I will try longer, harder and better next time.
TRANSMARINE, TRANSMARINE, TRANSMARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 11:01:00
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| The petrol station you refer to has already been commandeered and serves as my palace, complete with FTP server. I figure it's pretty bomb proof. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 13:07:53
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| It's not the Underdog pajamas. Now, if you had refered to the them as Underdog "jammies", then you might have scared him silly. BrendanT, while a Canadian, is a fairly low rung drone who really doesn't have much in the way of patrician power. I think we gave him Kazahkstan or something.... I don't know how you know about our operations in Liverpool, least of all the Coloniel's involvment, but know this: once we know what kinda jammies you wear, we OWN you. Beware the cardinal city. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 13:55:08
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| Due to my truly heroic intake of cocktails and the fact that I'm operating (though to say I'm "operating" would be rather charitable), I may have inadvertantly revealed the Saskatoon Dominion's plans for an eventual take over of Asia. Pioneer, as the man who decoded my secret communique, I would like to offer you a very high level position within our cadre. Your code name will be "the Mollusk" ('cause that's what I'm listening to right now) and you will be contacted by one of our men. I hope you are prepared for clandestine work, it's not for the meek. Your enjoyment of the "Men in Back" series of films leads me to beleive you are willing to do ANYTHING to further the cause of the Dominion, whatever the cost. As such, you will be primarly stationed in San Francisco, the city we've code named "Gibby Haynes". We look forward to working closely with you, and some of our agents are looking forward to working VERY closely with you. Over and out. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 14:16:10
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| Innuendo? I should hope not. The Dominion does not beleive in the use of innuendo. So pedestrian. |
Edited by - speedy_m on 07/03/2003 14:17:20 |
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Pioneer
- FB Fan -
213 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 14:26:57
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I guess I have much to learn.
But the Dominion believes in the use of cocktails? At this hour? I approve. Maybe I'll mix and fire up a Flaming Mollusk right about now. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 15:33:49
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| Flaming Mollusk? Very appropriate Agent M... carry on. |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 21:05:18
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Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail?
I'll admit I was a little frightened!
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 21:49:19
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| That's got's 'ta be code for somethin'. Sorry, just wanted to use a rather obscure quote. I will fade into the mystery that is Cult of Frank. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 22:33:29
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| Dean is the man with 8 fingers on his hand. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 00:05:01
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Which reminds me... actually, it doesn't, but...
Happy 4th of July to my American friends and nemesi. As well as to everyone else, given that it's Friday and who doesn't love Fridays? |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 07:55:44
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Friday indeed. Which is yet more coded communication from Dean to the varios agents inour employ (if you can figure it out, you get a tasty treat). I mean, you didn't really think someone from the Dominion of Power and Opperssion would celebrate or even aknowledge the independance of our super-power enemy, would you? Unless.... unless he's gone to other side too... wait a minute... statue of liberty.... that was OUR planet! You bastard!!! You blew it up!! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 10:43:19
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| I wouldn't assume they've 'failed' so much as 'been sabotaged'. I recommend leaving your house, having loved ones stay at a relative's, and starting a new life (possibly under the sea). You may contact me through the usual means when you are set up - it appears you've been compromised. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 10:46:29
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| Compromized? He's been on the job ONE bloody day! It is just IMPOSSIBLE to find good agents these days. I was ready to give up after Hoffa, and here we go again.... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 10:47:57
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| Uh, I mean that's shitty about your car Pio, hopefully you can salvage the weekend somehow. Maybe just have a big FB listening party with your best lads and lasses. The world has not forsaken you, the Republic is still behind you. |
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Pioneer
- FB Fan -
213 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 10:52:48
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| Compromised??? But how? My lips were sealed, except for when I mentioned the plans to my shoe-shine boy, tattooist, palm-reader, and parrot. Oh no! Damn that parrot! Come back here! Stop flapping around. Gasp, don't call me that... |
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Pioneer
- FB Fan -
213 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 10:53:58
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| Thanks, Republic. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2003 : 10:59:17
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| Parrot... hahaha... gold..... |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2003 : 19:52:38
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I'm so confused. Where is my fizzy lifty?
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2003 : 14:05:48
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| I just saw that the newest member is Jefrey, that's pretty good. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2003 : 14:24:49
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| With one 'f' |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2003 : 15:04:55
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| Now it occured to me as he drove away.... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2003 : 15:06:21
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| BTW, way to resurrect an old and dying thread, Carolyn, now we just need to fill this valley with Pioneer, and the scene will be set. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2003 : 15:23:17
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| Indeed... the old boy had better get to work on converting his new girlfriend to the dark (Black) side. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2003 : 08:21:13
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| You know, Frank has avoided so many opprotunities to play with his last "name" with album and song titles and such.... I mean, most "artists" just don't have the restraint to not use some sort of weak pun as an album title or something. I mean, "Black Letter Days" could be construed as such, but I really don't think it's supposed to be a reference to his name (I'm sure this has been discussed elsewhere on the board.), but I realy respect the fact that every album doesn't have some cheesy title "Black Magic" or "The Black Arts" or something. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2003 : 08:48:40
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| Yeah, I mean it's all well and good for me to do it in this context (whew), but I agree with you completely. |
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