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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  03:12:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Great. Now Kathryn's friend is going to be REALLY scared.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  05:28:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, that site is a bit off-putting. (Thanks, Monsieur!) Whatever floats your boat, I guess.


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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:30:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
CHICK VOTE

These guys have been really honest! We should treasure this great insight into the male psyche.

Now, based on the guys' responses, whose post really made you swoon or really made you think twice? I know a couple of them made me happy when I read them.
...................................

It's amazing how the content remained PG.

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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:32:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What is PG?

I don't know if the link I posted was an epitome of the average male psyche, but if it is, I am scared.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:34:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have to say that ElBart0 (please don't feel objectified, Jimmy) with his poignant, almost pornographic honesty gets my vote.


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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:39:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, they were all great, but El Barto's was hard to not love. I think if a guy was that honest to me in person, I'd have to flash.

See, this is a great insight into the female psyche for all of the guys, too!

Monsieur, "PG" is a term that is used for American movie ratings to determine what is appropriate for children. G=General Audiences (everyone), PG=Parental Guidance suggested for children under 14?, R=restricted to adults over 17, X=very fun


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:40:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto

I fucking love breasts. I love love love them. I don't know what it is about those two round, bouncy, mounds of flesh that drive me so fucking insane. Cleavage is great...bras are great...seeing nice round tits in a tight shirt is great. I fucking love breasts. They turn my brain to mush. I worship the female form. God, I need a woman...


I guess I just wasn't made for these times.



Well, I must say that I occasionaly like big breasts. However, I am sometimes really attracted to girls who have smaller breasts and beautiful legs. It makes them look more fragile, more helpless, less "russ meyer", and that's what I like about girls.

Huge breasts are not very classy.


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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:42:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
(I had to edit this it sounded obnoxious and embarrassing)


Frank's band is better than your band. Sing it.

Edited by - pfeffa on 08/26/2004 08:13:25
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:43:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What's your address?


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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:48:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Merci, Monsieur.

Vous vivez très loin loin.

(Loin has a totally different meaning in English...I hope Babelfish did a good translation??)
In English, this looks like you have very long loins.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:50:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Get a room, you two!

Monsieur, a question pour toi (if I may be so familiar as to use "toi"):

About the "fragile, helpless" thing you mention above. Do you prefer short or tall women. Specifically, do you assume a woman is more fragile or whatever due to a lack of height?

Thank you for helping with my scientific poll and hypothesis.



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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:52:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn,

I tried to translate: "You live very far away" into French...the loin thing made me laugh out loud.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:53:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
On fire.

I think you meant "très très loin".

Don't underestimate my teleporting power.

This weekend I am teleporting myself to London.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:55:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Loin means far, longue means long.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:56:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Get a room, you two!

Monsieur, a question pour toi (if I may be so familiar as to use "toi"):

About the "fragile, helpless" thing you mention above. Do you prefer short or tall women. Specifically, do you assume a woman is more fragile or whatever due to a lack of height?

Thank you for helping with my scientific poll and hypothesis.



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No, I think that being fragile is quite disonnected from height. It is directly correlated to being fat, however.


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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:58:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
sorry, the Altavista Babelfish is not perfect.
I took Spanish, Latin, and some Russian.

No se como hablar en Frances. Lo siento mucho.


Frank's band is better than your band. Sing it.

Edited by - pfeffa on 08/21/2004 06:58:54
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  06:58:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, not much fragility in that, I suppose. Thanks for the info. Now go straighten out pfeffa. She's single, if I am correct.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:00:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Yeah, not much fragility in that, I suppose. Thanks for the info. Now go straighten out pfeffa. She's single, if I am correct.


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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:02:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fragility? That can also be emotional.
I'm resilient about most things, but not love.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:07:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Stop using complicated words, Pfeffa. What is "resilient"?

Of course fragility is emotional, but as most of people I tend to take people for what they seem to be, and judge them by their physical appearence. I really think that the analogical communication is much more important than the digital message.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's Thomas Jefferson who said "What you are speaks so loud that I can't hear what you're saying".


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Edited by - Monsieur on 08/21/2004 07:08:35
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:08:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, I am sick of the fragility thing and so glad to be married. I'm 5 foot 1 and ****every**** guy who has ever been interested in me has been more than a foot taller than me and wanted to "take care of me" and totaly gotten off on being so much bigger than me.

Though my husband is more than a foot taller than me he doesn't do that and it's a relief and one of the reason I married him. Fragility, my ass.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:11:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey, Kathryn, I am not a macho at all, if that's what you're talking about. I don't think being petite means being "fragile", actually I find smaller women very energetic and "garçon manqué".

If I were a girl, I would probably like fragile boys as well.


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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:13:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803- 1882)

In English, this means that the way a person acts is more meaningful than what he has to say.

Resilient means able to recover...as in, able to overcome a tragedy or bad situation.

Now, teach us some fabulous French terms.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:16:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Monsieur, I never took you for macho -- and that is a compliment, mon cher. I am very energetic but have never understood the "garcon manque" expression.

Can you explain?

I don't like fragile boys, not one bit. Neither emotionally nor physically fragile. But there is a lot of territory between macho and fragile ... I guess I like guys who are kind of physically big (um, Frank, comes to mind...as does my tall tall husband and former boyfriend) but intelligent and tender.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:21:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fck, my professor of negociation told us it was Jefferson.
I knew that asshole was a charlatan.

"Garçon manqué" is a nice French term, actually.

As for love, it is a hollow word, it depends on what you put inside. Read Proust, when you have some time (actually, when you have REALLY a lot of time). Noone described it in such a fine way.


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:24:27  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Garcon manque = manky boy?

Just out of interest, at what stage does big become too big?
How about 6'3, 200 pounds?


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:32:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Monsieur, I never took you for macho -- and that is a compliment, mon cher. I am very energetic but have never understood the "garcon manque" expression.

Can you explain?

I don't like fragile boys, not one bit. Neither emotionally nor physically fragile. But there is a lot of territory between macho and fragile ... I guess I like guys who are kind of physically big (um, Frank, comes to mind...as does my tall tall husband and former boyfriend) but intelligent and tender.


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If a girl is a garçon manqué, it means she would have been a good boy. Smaller people (both girls and boys) are usually more energetic, it's an inferiority complex (see Adler).

I don't define myself as fragile, I've been living away from my family since 12 and my current job requires to be very very tough (I sometimes feel like swimming with sharks). But being tough doesn't necessarily mean not having emotions, I think that the real strength is being able to include your emotions in your "toughness".

I don't like emotionnaly unstable girls either, what I meant by fragility was a way some girls "wear" their emotions.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:33:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Garcon manque = manky boy?

Just out of interest, at what stage does big become too big?
How about 6'3, 200 pounds?


Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts



My diagnosis: too much cheese.


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  07:47:54  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Heheh, very true. I can't do measurements in pounds actually, so that may be wrong. I'm about 14 1/2 stone, which is about 200lb I think.
Apparently its not too far off the right weight for my height, but don't quote me on that.


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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  08:03:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

do you assume a woman is more fragile or whatever due to a lack of height?


I know the question was for Monsieur, but I can tell you, that would be a very stupid thing to assume. My wife is small and she's one tough cookie. In fact, being small certainly contributed in making her a strong person, because she had to armor herself against mockery, curious stares and all that shit.

Other case in point: Kristin Hersh. Small woman, strong woman.

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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  08:07:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Next time try to say something original Jediroller!

I'm kidding, we French people have to stick together.


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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  08:17:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No we don't.

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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 08/21/2004 :  08:21:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey, are you having a bad day?

Do you want me to post a picture of puppies and flowers?


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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  08:30:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's been a bad day, Pleeeeease don't post a picture, it's been a bad day...

No, it's okay really, thank you.

OK, to get back on topic (marginally), I must now be bold and let you all know about the really disturbing world of sexual fetishes.
It's there.
If I were you I wouldn't click this link. No, really.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2004 :  09:07:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000


How about 6'3, 200 pounds?


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Mr. Cheeseman, to satisfy your curiosity and for what it's worth (not much) 6' 3'' is the height of the shortest guy I've ever dated.

Some women like them tall, I guess.

OK, I'm gonna go consider whether I am brave enough to look at that link. Can someone peek and tell me how scary it is?


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