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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
 Posted - 08/20/2004 : 06:45:33
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People would have to introduce their feet to some serious soap before I would want to consider toe sucking.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:12:29
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Damn I'm stupid. I read this whole thread thinking toes meant ankles. And I was very doubtful about the pleasure of ankle licking. I should start learning english.
Denis
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:22:29
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Oui, vous allez a la autobus avec un chapeau dans ma maison pour l'hopital. :)
Translation: My French is worse, I wouldn't worry about it.
 "When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:28:25
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My breasts are one of the few things I like about myself. It's good to be female.
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:58:45
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Yes but
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
etc.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 09:04:36
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Since jediroller asks, I'd only want a penis occasionally but
I would never want to be without breasts.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 09:28:49
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Really? That's interesting.
I mean, I never want to be without (access to) breasts either (yet here I am), but I always get the impression that women are annoyed by them more than anything. Complaining about too big, too small, wearing a bra, etc, etc
Personally, I'm a big fan...
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:24:33
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Golly, this isn't what I had in mind when I joined the forum. But strictly for your edification as a heterosexual male, I will say that as a hetero woman I am not annoyed by my breasts. Indeed, I am fond of them. They are fun in the way that possessing a penis (I imagine) is fun. Plus they wield a strange perpetual power over most hetero males. OK. Back to thinking about Frank's music now, everybody.
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:28:38
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breasts are a pain in the chest but if I didn't have them I'd have nowhere to rest my head whilst sleeping or trains, or to hold my pint when I'm holding a cigarette and playing the quiz machine down the pub..
But it'd be cool to have a penis for a day, I'd probably spend the day holding it like a security blanky! Anyhoo...
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:17:58
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Haha, you should've been around for the henhouse... you may now resume your regularly scheduled "sex-related question" discussion.
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:23:16
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Did you know: its a genetic thing among all men that all males will end up looking at a woman's chest whatever happens. It only exacerbates it if they wear a low cut top, its actually really really hard to look away.
Kind regards,
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:26:32
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yeah yeah yeah
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:33:09
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See, it's not only genetics, it's genetics + fashion nowadays. I see more and more girls in the street wearing shirts with slogans printed exactly across their boobs. If that's not a way to make us look - or even stare if you can't read very well :) - I don't know what that is.
I'm not complaining, I've always liked reading.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:34:34
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Reading schmeading, you'd still look at the breasts. It honestly can't be helped.
Its not all bad being a guy.
Kind regards,
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:16:15
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Yeah, I don't think women understand the power they have. It's physically VERY difficult to not look when they're in front of you. I mean, I can talk no problem without it crossing my mind as they're not in my field of view during general conversation, but when they are, or if they somehow get into my mind, it requires an incredible amount of concentration to not take a peek. If you happen to not be concentrating or relaxed, sometimes your eyes just go where they want even without consciously thinking about it.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:19:08
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But it'd be cool to have a penis for a day, I'd probably spend the day holding it like a security blanky!
Sounds like SOMEONE has penis envy. Paging Dr. Freud!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:03:43
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Yeah, I don't think women understand the power they have. It's physically VERY difficult to not look when they're in front of you. I mean, I can talk no problem without it crossing my mind as they're not in my field of view during general conversation, but when they are, or if they somehow get into my mind, it requires an incredible amount of concentration to not take a peek. If you happen to not be concentrating or relaxed, sometimes your eyes just go where they want even without consciously thinking about it.
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
Oh, I do understand. I totally understand. Every minute that I spend outside my home, I understand. Men's eyes are constantly at my chest in any and every non-sexual situation
(this is not a boast and only somewhat of a complaint): at the grocery store checkout line and when I am handing back graded exams and when I am pushing my kid on the playground swing.
It'd like it better if men did this only in bars when I knew what I was getting myself into. I don't blame you fellas and I don't feel harassed by you and at times it 'sgood to hold this certain strange power .... but it's distracting, especially when I go out of my way to downplay my chest.
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:21:03
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I don't have penis envy I just like holding them actually
um......
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:26:33
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My question is, do guys TRY to be subtle when looking? I can tell every time someone looks at my boobs - I am just wondering if y'all are thinking we don't notice. I wonder what guys would do if we looked at them "down there" all the time. Maybe they would like it? Hmm...
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:28:27
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:32:23
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pretty much
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:36:27
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:40:45
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yeah yeah yeah
we know
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:05:37
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Seriously, sometimes... a lot of times... it's totally subconscious and then we catch ourselves and try to cover it up/look away quickly. It's not like checking out someone's ass as they walk by or something, where you turn your head and intentionally look. It's like the eyes just look down and then you suddenly realize it.
Other times, it is conscious, and in these cases, yes, we try to be subtle and, yes, generally fail. The drool is a dead giveaway. :)
Still other times, we're looking at something completely unrelated but in the same vicinity and either are assumed to be checking out their chest or realize the direction we're looking is somewhat dangerous and could be misconstrued, in which case, we usually try to either make a point of mentioning the other thing we were looking at 'subtly' or just smile sheepishly when we see the dirty look we're getting.
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:10:02
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There is a man exactly on my wavelength. Doesn't matter how well you know the person, whether really well or not at all, it just happens.
I have the height excuse, whereby most women are considerably shorter than me and I have to look down at them...
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:26:32
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We forgive you. It's an automatic primal thing you guys do. But, yes, we always know when you do it.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:31:45
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Originally posted by kathryn
We forgive you. It's an automatic primal thing you guys do. But, yes, we always know when you do it.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
This is pretty disconcerting. Even when it's subconscious on our part? Some people stare off into the middle distance, but if there's lady-chest in the way, thats where we'll be without even knowing it.
How about when you're not looking?
Is there any way of doing it subtly that you can recommend?
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *
1446 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 17:02:05
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Is there any way of doing it subtly that you can recommend?
I understand Buy.com has a fine selection of camera phones. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 17:11:00
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
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Originally posted by kathryn
We forgive you. It's an automatic primal thing you guys do. But, yes, we always know when you do it.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
This is pretty disconcerting. Even when it's subconscious on our part? Some people stare off into the middle distance, but if there's lady-chest in the way, thats where we'll be without even knowing it.
How about when you're not looking?
Is there any way of doing it subtly that you can recommend?
Firstly, I love the phrase "lady-chest". Hee!
I think we always know, even when we are not looking. Can't you kind of feel it when someone is looking at you? Well, my boobs feel it. That said, I don't really mind unless it is out and out LEERING. That's gross. Anyway, I know they are big. Whatever.
Can I ask why boobs are so attractive to men? What is it about them?? I mean, glands - nipples...eh. I don't get it.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 18:13:17
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Yeah, what Ramona said. No, you can't do it without us knowing -- we can always tell. And, yes, why are you guys so obsessed with them? *Why* do they distract you so?
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 18:58:24
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I fucking love breasts. I love love love them. I don't know what it is about those two round, bouncy, mounds of flesh that drive me so fucking insane. Cleavage is great...bras are great...seeing nice round tits in a tight shirt is great. I fucking love breasts. They turn my brain to mush. I worship the female form. God, I need a woman...
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *
1446 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 19:45:50
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 20:52:23
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Don't you love it when girls are wearing those half-shirts and it shows the bottom of the breasts. That's my favorite, probably because its not as common. This morning on the Today show they showed a picture of that 22 year old olympic swimmer that won the gold and she was wearing one of those shirts. i love it.
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 21:23:00
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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