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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =

USA
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  01:02:59  Show Profile  Visit Opaque's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat


Are these gold stars worth anything?



Sadly, no. The gold stars, as far as monetary value goes pretty much do not = much of anything. The gold stars are merely symbols of a job well done. And in the eternal sense, they may buy you some semblance of soul satisfaction. But in the here and now, will not even so much as guarantee you a gumball.

Tho, I meant well, I suppose.

"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  12:04:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It better had be good floop, I am paying good money for this tasty treat.

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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  12:10:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm fucking pissed off, I am the only who posted an actual recipe, so techinically mine is the best... and that's the worst Qeusidalli I could make...

I get no respect


Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nuotare? hehehahhahehehaha
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  12:15:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm confused.
what is?

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 07/05/2004 :  12:42:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

I'm fucking pissed off, I am the only who posted an actual recipe, so techinically mine is the best... and that's the worst Qeusidalli I could make...

I get no respect


Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nuotare? hehehahhahehehaha



So, you started with your worst recipe? Interesting approach.

Any quesadilla recipe without cilantro (in my opinion) is a non-starter. Also, being a west coast-snob I doubt you have access to the same quality tortillas that we have out here in the golden state. And, a quesdilla can onlly be as good as the tortillas. At my grocey store we have tortillas that are made daily about 10 miles from here. Half of the time they're still warm when I buy them. Fucking delicious all on their own.

Floop, I'm guessing, is starting with a Trader Joe's tortilla. A fine tortilla.
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  13:24:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't have to have access to the ingredients to create the recipe dude
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  13:36:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm sorry LBF, you had your chance. just accept defeat. and accept that I, while old, am the undisputed Quesadilla Master! :)

darwin - i usually use the Whole Foods ones. but it's true, California is a cornucopia of excellent tortilla making. my corner Mexican market has some good ones too. but you can't go wrong with the staple Mission© brand either.

when i lived on the East Coast last year it always amazed me (and offended me) how they put tortillas in the refrigerated section. what?? that's like putting bread in the refrigerator..

Edited by - floop on 07/05/2004 13:40:42
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darwin
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USA
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  13:38:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry if my posting came off as dickish.
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darwin
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USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 07/05/2004 :  19:05:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Guess what I had for dinner tonight? Yes, that's right two quesadillas. No secret recipe.

grate some extra sharp cheddar on fresh tortillas
bake at 350 for about 10 minutes
put sliced avocado on half
sprinkle on some fresh minced cilantro
fold and eat

I sometimes put on some pico like salsa, but today I wanted on taste the avocado and cilantro without any interference.
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  20:25:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm gonna slap someone across the face with a black bean quesadilla here in a minute.. you fuckin' quesadilla pussies

heheeahheha

just kidding you sensitive wussez

nuotare? hehehahhahehehaha
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  21:14:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
so you didn't try the ground cumin darwin?

trust me. groung cumin. one of the best kept secrets of gourmet cooking (until now)
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SpudBoy
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Equatorial Guinea
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  21:15:44  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm fucking amazed that you claim quesadilla greatness and you *buy* your tortillas. Unless you are buying them from some wizened old brujo in a cave, I'm not taking the bait. Produce, ok - even the cheese, ok. But I call bullshit on mass-produced flatbread. And yes, I pressure-can my own salsa. Oh yeah - it's on.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/05/2004 :  21:35:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Spudboy, i don't know what part of the country you live in, but here in Southern California we are surrounded by literally millions and millions of Mexican people who have spent their whole lives perfecting the art of tortilla-making (at my sisters house, there is a tortilla factory right next door, family owned and operated. made fresh daily. and yes, verrry good). why would i waste my time making my own tortillas when i've got an army of people doing it for me, and better?

as any true Quesadilla Master knows, part of the beauty of the Perfect Quesadilla© (something you have clearly not tasted) is that it's something you can make quickly and easily. if you want to spend all day pounding out dough and making inferior tortillas, that's your choice. we all make our own choices in life.

on the path to perfection, a Master knows not to waste time with frivolous excesses.

Edited by - floop on 07/05/2004 21:52:25
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SpudBoy
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Equatorial Guinea
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  16:00:29  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Well, I am in Ohio now, but when in Chicago I lived in the latin ghetto, and shopped at the neighborhood stores. I maintain factory=inferior. If you have a neighbor that makes the totillas fresh and sells/gives them to you, it might be +points on that element, in solidarity with darwin's point about the overall quesadilla being tied to the tortilla. Flour or corn? (I am assuming flour)


*festoon*
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VoVat
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USA
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  19:31:17  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
The gold stars, as far as monetary value goes pretty much do not = much of anything. The gold stars are merely symbols of a job well done. And in the eternal sense, they may buy you some semblance of soul satisfaction.


Do they symbolize good karma, then?

And I usually keep bread in the refrigerator. It goes bad too quickly otherwise.



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  20:06:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy

Well, I am in Ohio now, but when in Chicago I lived in the latin ghetto, and shopped at the neighborhood stores. I maintain factory=inferior. If you have a neighbor that makes the totillas fresh and sells/gives them to you, it might be +points on that element, in solidarity with darwin's point about the overall quesadilla being tied to the tortilla. Flour or corn? (I am assuming flour)


*festoon*



i don't subscribe to the "it's all about the tortilla" theory. in the hands of a non-Quesadilla Master, even the finest tortillas will just be wasted.

sure, tortillas are important, but it's what you do with them that matters. would you tell Van Gogh what kind of paint he should use?

besides, most tortillas i use aren't "factory" made anyway. even the ones at Whole Foods and Trader Joe's are handmade. i was just saying that Mission would suffice.

do you use any hot sauce?

Edited by - floop on 07/07/2004 21:08:11
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  20:12:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is this like the mexican equivilent of a kebab?

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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  20:13:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I just don't know.. It's 4am and my girl brain is very tired

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:10:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tre - a quesadilla, in it's basic form, is just two tortillas with melted cheese in between them, and then sliced into pieces.



that's a basic model. but, it can get more complicated, as some of us know.

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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:25:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oooooh
mmmmmmmmm
*tummy grumbles*
not like a kebab at all then
I like kebabs though
they are nice
and make an excellent morning after breakfast food

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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:28:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Floop, GFY.

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:30:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*dribbles*

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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:33:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
makes me hungry (my picture, specefically not Floop's)

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:46:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
only an amateur would just cut their quesadilla in half, in non-easy-to-eat, non-bite size pieces. shame on that picture.



il n'est pas être facile le Maître des quesadillas, mais il se sent bon.

Edited by - floop on 07/07/2004 21:49:24
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:55:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you bitch


I concede

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  21:59:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
évidemment, ce quesadilla semble bon.


(pour moi à déféquer dessus).

il n'est pas être facile le Maître des quesadillas, mais il se sent bon.
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  22:13:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
recette merdey rapide matiere vorte et se ce deranger non persl'endroit ou se trouve le soleil eclat


you sun of a mother fucker, that took like 15 minutes and it's still all wrong

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  22:14:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
fuck you, by the way =)

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 07/07/2004 22:14:45
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  22:23:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
je suis désolé que vos quesadillas lèchent le scrotum. veuillez ne pas me blâmer

il n'est pas être facile le Maître des quesadillas, mais il se sent bon.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/07/2004 :  22:30:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
fuck you and your secret french translator...

that's the first time I've read a statement in French and laughed out loud

Fuck you Floop, fuck you up your stupid ass!

j/k

"I've got tartar control toothpase, my tarar is under control."


Led Zeppilen IV

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 07/07/2004 22:31:19
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  22:34:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
y tu

ronger merde

btw

fucker

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 07/10/2004 :  12:14:59  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah, actually I would tell Van Gogh what kind of paint to use. 'Cause I'm a fucking prick. Then I'd hide a pizza in his paint box.


*festoon*
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/10/2004 :  12:26:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yeah, what he said

suce ma bite enculé de ta merehehehahhahehehaha
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LUTINS
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France
182 Posts

Posted - 07/10/2004 :  13:03:44  Show Profile  Click to see LUTINS's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Messieurs Flop et Little,

Je prépare actuellement un ouvrage de poésie sur les forumeurs américains.
Dans ce cadre, je souhaiterais reproduire vos poémes si subtiles "in french".
Je vous serais donc reconnaissant de bien vouloir m'en accorder l'autorisation.
Bien entendu, je ne manquerai pas d'indiquer les mentions d'usage à la suite de ces extraits.

Dans l'attente de votre réponse, je vous prie d'agréer, messieurs, l'expression de mes sentiments distingués.
BANDE DE TRINGLES



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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 07/10/2004 :  13:09:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Quesadillas sind nur so gut wie die Tortilla
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