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Mroocore
- FB Fan -
USA
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 Posted - 07/02/2004 : 15:50:28
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it must be the beard.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 15:53:08
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Originally posted by floop
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
But Apl, Floop wouldn't use a hyphen, he would use a hypen! 
bastard! :)
Touché, shine, touché.
Your hypen is mightier than my rapier wit.
For now...
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 15:53:21
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One thing is for sure: the world's finest quesadilla is not in Massachusetts!!
Floop - i know your secrets are guarded, but help us learn. Corn or flour? Fresh cilantro? Is there meat in the world's finest quesadilla? |
Edited by - darwin on 07/02/2004 15:58:07 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 15:57:18
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your reverse-psychology tactic is not going to work Mroocore. clearly there is no Rodrigo, or Rodrigo's wife. you just made that up so that i'd tell you what's in my secret quesadilla recipe.
sorry, the secret shall remain a secret.
just as i shall remain (drum roll .. echo effect) "the Quesadilla Master"
darwin, i will let you steal a small pebble from Master's hand:
ten words: tiny amount of ground cumin lightly sprinkled in melted cheese |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:02:14
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What, no longer the "QUESADILLA FUCKING MASTER!"??
Have you lost your nerve to commit? Who will stay to look after the little baby quesadillas and keep a roof over their little heads?
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:03:30
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What kind of cheese? Orange?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:04:56
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| Thank you Quesadilla Master, This weekend I shall focus on your generous gift while I listen to the Yellow Album. |
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Mroocore
- FB Fan -
USA
177 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:06:48
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you can have your quesadilla recipe, b/c as we recently found out the world's finest quesadilla cannot be in Massachusetts!
plus now go i must slow roast a pork shoulder on my grill for pulled-pork we are having at the world's finest 4th of july party that will be rocking Boston this weekend.
can you believe it pulled-pork in Massachusetts!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:06:54
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| (apl, i'm sorry that i used all caps and profanity in my thread title; i was overcome with epiphany. please accept my apologies for the disconcerting nature of a gramatically incorrect, all-caps thread. it won't happen again.) |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:07:22
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
But Apl, Floop wouldn't use a hyphen, he would use a hypen!
bastard! :)
cheese, what are you trying to imply with your comment?
Would I comment at you?
Kind regards,
Simon
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:09:51
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(But it didn't bother me at all, floopster. I was just thinking of the children. Someone's got to think of the children!)
I think I can beat you in a quesadilla match, btw. I took 12 years of Spanish.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:11:04
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Would I comment at you?
i'm not sure, to be honest. but since we're engaged in conversation now, there's something i've always wanted to ask you: what is your favorite kind of cheese? (for quesadillas or otherwise) |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:14:45
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Since, as already stated, I have no idea what a quesadilla is, I don't really feel inclined to say on that front.
However, I have to say that a really good, mature cheddar for general purpose. Kind of obvious, but still very fine.
Kind regards,
Simon
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
251 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:44:24
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Originally posted by floop
the only thing slipping around here are pieces of a perfect quesadilla, slipping down my throat.
Wait, wait, wait - I thought you said this thread wasn't about being the master of sexual intercourse with cheese-filled soft tortillas?
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 17:11:41
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Huzzah!, Opaque. hehehe
floop, where have you gone? Are you off visiting Christopher Walken? I hope everything comes out ok. heheheh
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 17:39:35
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So we're just supposed to BELIEVE Floop is the Quesadilla Master, with no evidence? I find THAT a little hard to swallow.
(And has the use of parentheses for off-topic comments become the standard OUTSIDE the confines of the question thread?)
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 20:56:14
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floop, please come back. 
You are the undisputed Quesadilla Master in my book.
I was only joking!
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 22:00:04
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floop, after reading this thread I am ashamed of the bastardized quesadillas we make at Ruby Tuesday's now.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 22:03:31
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Maybe he got food poisoning
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koneko
- FB Fan -
4 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 22:18:20
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
251 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 22:22:54
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
So we're just supposed to BELIEVE Floop is the Quesadilla Master, with no evidence? I find THAT a little hard to swallow.
*Insert Random Chuckling Here* Oh, VoVat! Apparently I'm gonna have to start awarding gold stars to you for each chuckle. Right now yer up to about 5 today. 
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 03:46:37
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(to the tune of She Don't Use Jelly by the Flaming Lips)
I know a girl... who goes to Mexican restaraunts
When she goes... she gets what she wants
But she don't speak proper... she don't talk good
She doesn't say "quesadilla"... like she should
She says it, "kess-a-dee-ya"
At least she doesn't say "kess-a-dill-a" I suppose.
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 10:36:30
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Originally posted by apl4eris
floop, please come back.
You are the undisputed Quesadilla Master in my book.
i didn't know that was even under dispute. it's nice to hear you say it though, apl.. i like the sound of it: "you are the undisputed Quesadilla Master". it has a nice ring to it.
VoVat, my Master status is undisputed. i'll tell you what though.. if it would make you feel better, come to California and i'll personally make you one of my fresh quesadillas. then you can walk away a satisfied man. (a defeated man, who questiond things he shouldn't have questioned, but a satisfied man, who will have tasted the most incredible quesadilla civilization has to offer).
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 12:54:50
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I hate to be a spoilsport here floop, but she didn't tell you which book that was in. I wouldn't be so cavalier about writing that acceptance speech just yet.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 13:43:33
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Oh, VoVat! Apparently I'm gonna have to start awarding gold stars to you for each chuckle. Right now yer up to about 5 today.
Are these gold stars worth anything?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 15:49:54
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
apl, someone as intelligent as you should know that if i were using "quesadilla fucking" as an adjective, i would have use a hypen: "quesadilla-fucking."
you're slipping.
 burn!!!! poor apl!
Actually, I am the quesadilla queen. I dare you to make a shredded chicken/jalepeno/Kraft finely shredded colby and monterey jack quesadilla as good as mine.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 17:57:44
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that sounds pretty good pfeffa. i personally don't use shredded chicken on my perfect quesadilla, but i can see how it might not be an entirely unsavory addition (however imperfect).
but Kraft cheese?
also, do you people not put onions in your quesadillas?
they have to be fresh red onions, diced. (another pebble i've let you take from Master's hand) |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 19:25:00
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quote:
Originally posted by pfeffa
quote:
Originally posted by floop
apl, someone as intelligent as you should know that if i were using "quesadilla fucking" as an adjective, i would have use a hypen: "quesadilla-fucking."
you're slipping.
burn!!!! poor apl!
Nah, that's not me you smell burning - it's either floop's quesadillas....
or his rear-end.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 21:04:23
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floop
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
3344 Posts
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 14:06:31
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i defy you to try and make a better quesadilla than me.
Right motherfucking Now!?!?!?!?
Okay Old Man. I'll defy? What the fuck does that mean? If I make a better quesadilla than you, then you will defy? That makes no sense. I think you or old senile sometimes. Hehhehahahha, damn my arm hurts. All these bruises. Floop hits hard.
I can make infinite # of quesadillas
What do you want in it.
Here's my recipie for "the Big Dilla"
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ingredients
1. butter (esp. fake butter, called "Butter It," it's kind of like movei-popcorn-butter.)
2. Jalapeno Tortillas (big ones, they are orange in color and really don't tast much like japs., anyway)
3. Mild Chedder, shredded
4. Mozzerella, shreddded
5. Gruyere, shredded
6. Tomatoes, diced
7. Sacllions, diced
8. Chicken
9. Salsa
10. Sour Cream
1. On 350 Flat Top grill, douse with butter
2. place tortilla on falt top
3. cover with 3 cheese
5. add scallions and toms.
6. add chicken
7. When cheese melts fold over into half circle(it looks like an omelet now)
8. Cut into 4's
9. Stack 4 peices of quesadilla in a spiral manner so it stands high on the plate
10. Garnish with scallions and dice toms
11. Serve with salsa and sour cream (I like gaucamole, but not in recipe)
12. So let's see one of your recipes mister big shot, that's one of many I have, but that's easy. Bring it fucker!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 14:45:53
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sounds like a pretty good quesadilla LBF, for my Grandma, who likes bland food. for me, i need some spice in my quesadillas. no hot sauce? no jalapenos? you lose big points for that, in my book.
also, no secret ingredients. there's no mystery.. it's just basically cheese and a tortilla. mine has a lot of secret ingredients that elevate it to, essentially, the Ultimate Quesadilla (and consequently make me the undisputed Quesadilla Master).
good try though.. a really good effort!
ps. "defy" can also be used as a word for "challenge." i defy you to look it up.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/04/2004 : 16:24:21
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| all right fucker... I gave you the blandest recipe because I'm saving my big guns for someone who wants to challense. I'm the only one who posted a fucking recipe and I'm not giving my secrets away for nothing... the "Big Dilla" is for the common folk, don't make me break bad on you and make the Ultimate motherfucking Quesadilla... I've not copywritten somany of them I don't want toshare right off the bat... I've got at leat 2 dozen more recipes for Quesadillas.... bring it old man, motherfucking bring it! |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 21:15:38
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Tony Chachere's powder. Gumbo fle, Turtle poop. Chihuaua Farm Cheese, and Cyklon peppers. to START.
Oh yeah.
Yer goin' down.
*festoon* |
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 22:16:48
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Floop, do you got your technique down? You be ticklin' or anything?
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 22:22:44
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quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
Floop, do you got your technique down? You be ticklin' or anything?
finally someone who caught the reference. |
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 22:35:06
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
Floop, do you got your technique down? You be ticklin' or anything?
finally someone who caught the reference.
Whuzzup.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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I'M (STILL) THE QUESADILLA FUCKING MASTER!!
