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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
 Posted - 05/21/2004 : 14:32:58
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Hanging down from my window, those are my windchimes.
Boycott cults and t's |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 15:18:12
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It's been a while since I saw a good musical.
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 18:27:56
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It's been a long time since I had sweet thistle pie.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 20:24:34
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
What's the scientific word for randomness?
"Randomness." |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 20:40:48
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I really like toast with cinnamon and sugar. It has to be made the right way. First you have to butter the toast, and of course the butter has to be soft and has to melt completely. (And don't even mention the word margarine.) Then you have to sprinkle on the cinnamon. Not mixed with sugar, just the cinnamon. Then you put on the sugar. You have to put on a little extra, and leave on exactly how much sticks when you shake off the excess. One day I was given a shaker for mixing cinnamon and sugar and sprinkling in on toast. I needed this like I need another hole in my head. You just can't make cinnamon toast that way. It doesn't work. I don't know why, but it just isn't the same. Now, what I can't figure out is why someone would give me such a thing, especially without asking me first whether I would like to have it. First of all, if I wanted it I would have just gone out and gotten it for myself. Okay, maybe I didn't know they had them. So why not ask me if I would like to have one, then? I would think about it for a second, and then say "No, it wouldn't work." Instead someone decides it would be a nice surprise to give me one of these things. A nice surprise my ass. Here I am thinking "what a waste of money," but instead I have to say "Oh, how thoughtful of you. Thank you so much." The whole Christmas giving and receiving thing is just about the most painful exercise in stress and guilt I can imagine. And it happens every year. Oh joy. (I am not a Christian, and why I am expected to take part in this thing is something that baffles me, but that is another story.) First there's the stress of finding the right gifts for everyone so they will feel you care about them enough to take the time to think about the right gifts. How should I know what someone wants? If they want something, they should go get it. Certainly they shouldn't trust me to figure out what they want. I sure as hell don't trust them. (Remember the cinnamon shaker.) I will be perfectly happy to pay for something, and also to go out and get it, if someone wants it. But for some reason I am expected to figure out what they want, too. So they can be surprised, I guess. Surprises are not generally good things. When a surprise is good, people refer to it differently than to your typical unpleasant surprise. "I was pleasantly surprised." Most surprises suck. "A pair of bunny rabbit slippers! What a surprise!" Isn't Christmas morning a treat? I can't decide which is worse, waiting for my victims to open their surprises so I can read the disappointment on their faces, or pretending to be pleasantly surprised at the crap they have wasted their money on for me. I would be perfectly happy to take the money and go out and get the things I really want, but instead I have to act like I am thrilled to get yet another pair of bunny rabbit slippers. And to top it off, there's the incredibly stupid tradition of wrapping up these surprises in decorated paper, and then ripping it off and throwing it away. Who thinks these things up? And why do people keep doing them, year after year?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 08:49:16
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Margarine!
Oh, wait. I wasn't supposed to do that. Sorry.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 08:53:55
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Cinnamon and sugar on toast? You people are just wrong. Give me Marmite any day of the week.
 "Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 10:02:56
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But what about Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
There's cinnamon and sugar swirled all over every bite, for a totally intense taste you can see!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 10:59:22
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there's just about no way I'm reading through this thread but I wanted to say "kumquat" since I've posted everywhere else this morning.
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 11:20:19
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SNARGLE WABBLE DWORF!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! I SAID IT!!!!!!!
Five to one baby, one in five
Noone here gets out alive |
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =
USA
285 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 11:25:36
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Wow... how random. I have a few things to say... none too shocking like my last post.
1) Shrek 2 was pretty good, at times it felt like a Scooby Doo episode but it made me laugh.
2) GW Bush is an idiot that stole the White House, and the people want it back. And this time, it's political!
3) Michael Eisner is a dick. No other way around it.
4) I just bought Teenager Of The Year and I haven't stopped listening to it. Me wantie more Frankie!
5)By the way things are going, the USA will be the next USSR. Americans need to wake the fuck up!! We're being robed of our freedom and the majority doesn't seem to notice or care. How un-American, that's right I said!!
6) Poopy.
But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 12:40:17
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Bush isn't giving the White House back! If he loses the election, he's going to fly it back down to Texas with him.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 09:19:08
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What happened to good ol 80s films?
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 10:34:33
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Whatever happened to Pong?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 11:39:11
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whatever happened to the Gong Show?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 13:08:33
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She's giving me the evil eye
A poison smile
Asking if I will stay
a while
I made a promise to the night
In blood
I signed
the line
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 14:05:52
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Why can't they make a dishwasher that also washes clothes?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 15:53:14
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(')_(')
( !-! )
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/\_/\
( ** )
(")(")
The Truth Is Out There |
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Slick
- FB Fan -
23 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 19:05:31
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| Mad Dawg is the King of the universe. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2004 : 20:16:23
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| What if dreams were the real world and our waking hours were illusion? Maybe we make up this sensible world to keep from going insane because we can't handle reality. Does anyone know for sure? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 11:27:11
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I have thought about this before fudd. I'm not sure how I would react if that was the case. I guess it would be pretty scary, but kinda cool!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 11:42:21
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| aren't seeds pretty crazy? like, you've got this tiny little thing and you put it in the ground, and then it turns into a gigantic pine tree or whatever. |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 12:08:11
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Resist Or Serve
The Truth Is Out There |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 12:22:38
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neat thing I learned this week-end:
I don't have the "asparagus pee gene" - apparantly there is a recessive gene that gives people the ability to smell asparagus in their own and other's urine.
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog? |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 12:37:32
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My husband can't smell skunk, the lucky bastard. I don't get to share my frequent distress (we live in the country) with anyone.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 13:50:05
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
aren't seeds pretty crazy? like, you've got this tiny little thing and you put it in the ground, and then it turns into a gigantic pine tree or whatever.
I have thought about this before too. And yeah it is crazy. Mind-blowing stuff really.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2004 : 14:20:31
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what also trips me out, horticulturally, are plants that don't seed. like ivy. you can't buy ivy seeds and grow ivy. you have to get it already sprouting.
was there a seed for seedless plants at one time? and if not, where the fuck did they come from? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 13:04:52
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What came first..........?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 14:15:21
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Honey love you honey little honey funny Sunday morning love you more funny love in the skyline baby.
Boycott cults and t's |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 14:23:10
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
neat thing I learned this week-end:
I don't have the "asparagus pee gene" - apparantly there is a recessive gene that gives people the ability to smell asparagus in their own and other's urine.
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
That's a gene?! Crazy. It's the most foul urine smell ever, btw. You're a lucky bastard.
Maybe if it's recessive, that explains why people didn't get my joke in the movie theatre. I don't remember the movie, but there were a bunch of women sitting around talking about what food their husband eating gives the best tasting head. One of the ladies said it might be pineapple juice or tomatoes or something, and I said, asparagus. To no reaction. At least people could've thrown nibs at me.
 "When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 14:32:49
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Wheeeeeee! <lobs "nibs" at Dean>
FBnet is almost at 5000 members!
What the heck are nibs?
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 14:36:47
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That's a gene?!
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Yeah, apparantly, my friend told me she can smell it even if the person has left the bathroom like 10 minutes earlier. Sounds gross, I'm glad I don't have it.
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 16:41:30
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Honeycomb's big, yeah yeah yeah! It's not small, no no no!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 16:51:11
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Talking of Scooby Doo, what say we vote out Scrappy?
 "Everywhere I go I want to travel by Maglev" |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2004 : 17:49:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Talking of Scooby Doo, what say we vote out Scrappy?
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by Maglev"
Actually let's get rid of Velma. She was the origin of Geek Chic, no??? Can you think of someone earlier???
Sorry, that wasn't random. Heads, tails, tails, heads, tails. 1, 4, 2, 3, 2, 6. Q clubs, 3 diamonds, A hearts. |
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