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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
 Posted - 05/18/2004 : 21:49:56
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| This would seem to be a good place for self-centered twits to spew out their nonsense. I am probably the most self-centered twit ever born. We are all born that way. Single-minded little bundles of pure want. Some people get stuck in childhood, or adolescence maybe, at least according to the psychologists. (Who are not scientists, by the way. How that dreck gets passed off as serious inquiry is a mystery to me.) Some get stuck in infancy. Some of us never get out of the womb. Which brings me to my first observation about the misery of the human condition. (Don't worry, it might be my last. I am making this up as I go.) Heaven is the womb. It's warm, there are no bright lights, sounds are soft and muffled, and there aren't any electricity bills. The stillborn are the chosen ones. But that's just a phrase. Trust me, I don't think there's anybody out there choosing them. They're just lucky bastards. They get the good part and don't have to go through the agonizing steady decline before final sweet oblivion. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 09:14:18
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| Okay someone forgot to take their lithium today... |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:09:50
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I'm pretty convinced I'm stuck somewhere in childhood or adolescence. I often forget that I'm 21 and not 18.
Boycott cults and t's |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 13:03:47
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Boy do I hear ya on that.
I'm stuck somewhere between the person I'm supposed to be and the person I was.
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 13:28:45
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I'm stuck being many people at once.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 13:31:13
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I'm not stuck anywhere. I'm always moving further. Time is on my side. Ten years before I shall rule the world!
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:55:28
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Okay someone forgot to take their lithium today...
Actually I do take lithium. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 15:08:21
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| Well then I hope you're feeling more optimistic now. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 15:28:43
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Well then I hope you're feeling more optimistic now.
Yeah right.
One day Elsie woke up and decided this was the day everything would change. Not that she would do anything all that different that day, but she would start a transformation, slowly, that would eventually change her destiny. Something just clicked on inside her. For most people this is called a mid-life crisis, and it passes. Ironically, it could be called a mid-life crisis for Elsie, too, because she was in fact just about at the middle of her life. But it was different for Elsie for two reasons. She was actually going to do something about it, and it happened to her at a much younger age than most people. Elsie was 6. (Insert 50,000 words here.) |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 15:59:22
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FUCK!
Stay tuned for signature change at 400 posts. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 19:06:20
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The Pope stole my sandwiches!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 11:54:10
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I did not.
I just borrowed them. Do you still want the mayonnaise?
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 12:17:13
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I saw Van Helsing last night.
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 12:21:55
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| Is it a load of Blockbuster horseshit? When I heard about it ages ago it sounded pretty cool. Then you realise Steven 'The Mummy' Sommers made it. Ugh. I'm looking forward to Hellboy(not out here till Sep., boo!-out on Reg.1 DVD soon, though), although I've heard some baaaadd things about it. Lets not mention The Day After Tomm...whoops! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 12:30:38
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Mindless pulp, wasn't too bad though. I won't be buying the DVD or anything.
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 14:52:27
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I gave away my ribcage, but my heart wasn't in it.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 14:56:11
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Originally posted by Carl
Is it a load of Blockbuster horseshit? When I heard about it ages ago it sounded pretty cool. Then you realise Steven 'The Mummy' Sommers made it. Ugh. I'm looking forward to Hellboy(not out here till Sep., boo!-out on Reg.1 DVD soon, though), although I've heard some baaaadd things about it. Lets not mention The Day After Tomm...whoops!
You're joshing me! I liked the Mummy, it reminded me of Indy. And I know some of you'll get on your high horse and say, its not even in the same leageu, but shut up. I'm right. Its fun.
 "Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:16:52
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
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Originally posted by Carl
Is it a load of Blockbuster horseshit? When I heard about it ages ago it sounded pretty cool. Then you realise Steven 'The Mummy' Sommers made it. Ugh. I'm looking forward to Hellboy(not out here till Sep., boo!-out on Reg.1 DVD soon, though), although I've heard some baaaadd things about it. Lets not mention The Day After Tomm...whoops!
You're joshing me! I liked the Mummy, it reminded me of Indy. And I know some of you'll get on your high horse and say, its not even in the same leageu, but shut up. I'm right. Its fun.
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing"
Automatic 3 stars minimum for anything with Rachel Weisz. Too bad that's about all The Mummy is worth, though. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:23:36
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Mummy takes all your treasures away!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:26:39
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Its fun, things go boom. A no brainer Saturday night movie. But hell, yeah, Rachel Weisz. Grr...
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 16:29:51
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"értcv('ytvy(vcy"-(ycv'"ycvfycv"(-y"'yé-"'(vh("év hé(-yéh(é h"(u h" vjh"(-v"(zycg'z
Random, huh?
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 17:35:53
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V=V(0)+at
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 20:15:35
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rite of passage
right way to do something
write a song
take a left and then a right
Wright |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 20:58:56
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I just got fired...what a great day.
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 04:46:03
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bag beg big bog bug
pat pet pit pot put |
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Bryan Shepherd
- FB Fan -
USA
126 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 05:04:19
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Ride...Ride my seesaw
(That's what song is stuck in my head right now.)
 I'm the guy from wonderland...& you will never understand... |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 08:38:56
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Weaugh, teaugh, peaugh!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 10:30:44
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Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
I just got fired...what a great day.
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll.
Really!?!?!?
Shit, sorry Alicia. Does that mean we can no longer chat???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:24:01
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  Random     
The Truth Is Out There |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:39:25
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no we can still chat....just not as often....:
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:41:20
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When you think about it, is it possible for a human being to be totally random?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:44:24
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i say mozltoff....
or however you really say it.
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:57:21
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Congratulations!!
For Buster Brown my once again be mayor of this fine city!
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 14:04:33
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What's the scientific word for randomness?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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