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The Calistanian
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 Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:30:03
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Hmmm...Chislic posted a very "Realistic" post. Very suspicious.
Pulled pork = pleasure. Yes I did have my pulled pork...best with the Texas Pit sauce. And I don't know what the deal with ShaunWestphal is...I told him not to order the BBQ rib tips, but he did anyway.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:37:28
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Originally posted by roomloo
Right now I'm feeling like the last kid picked for the team.
You're on my list roomloo. I know what it feels like to be snubbed (see my forum relationship with the Passion).
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:43:58
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Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
LIST OF SUSPECTS -- WHO: WHY
2. [???]: The second likeliest scenario is that some random megalomaniac thought it would be fun to play with the board and give away a ticket in a fraudulent contest.
P-El
The more I ponder the more I support this suspect. I think this is the most likely and I wish said 'megalomaniac' would present hermself. I have a feeling even when we get the answers, we'll never know the true identity of the Realist.
I'm still quite suspect of Chislic too though. One thing I've been thinking about of late is how Chislic seems so concerned with identifying the Realist now. Did he not think of that when he was standing in front of him swapping his magic beans for the ticket? (BTW Chizzy, none of us are buying that girl with the stubby fingers working at McDonalds bullshit). Why didn't Chislic get a good description of the Realist. I think he has a good description in his head and is hiding it. Chislic if you're not the Realist, we need to get together with a scetch artist and post a composite sketch. I think that's the only thing that will clear your name.
My only other suspect is Colonel Mustard, in the Parlor, with the Candlestick...
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:45:05
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Chislic,
You make an excellent point about ShaunWestphal. He did post very shortly after the Realist's much anticipated return to the board. Quite perceptive of you . . . perhaps a bit TOO perceptive, if you ask me.
WESTPHAL [n. / WEST'-foll] -- (1) a useless load, (2) Chislic's pet, (3) a pile of something (esp. garbage)
Usage note: WESTPHAL is a corruption of the term WET BALL, used by British forces during the Revolutionary War to describe the harmless bullets of soft stone often fired from the rebel forces makeshift firearms. The corruption was popularized by prairie province Canadians in the 1970s, when they learned that the American revolution had occurred two hundred years earlier. [Note: Many of these Canadians are not aware of their own independence.] |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:46:01
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My only other suspect is Colonel Mustard, in the Parlor, with the Candlestick...
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LMAO!!
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:46:57
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Hmmm...Chislic posted a very "Realistic" post. Very suspicious.
Pulled pork = pleasure. Yes I did have my pulled pork...best with the Texas Pit sauce. And I don't know what the deal with ShaunWestphal is...I told him not to order the BBQ rib tips, but he did anyway.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Cal, I thought we discussed it ENOUGH last night. I admitted it, you were right, I was wrong, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ORDERED THE RIB TIPS.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:50:52
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Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
Chislic,
WESTPHAL [n. / WEST'-foll] -- (1) a useless load, (2) Chislic's pet, (3) a pile of something (esp. garbage)
I'd call you a douche, but that term has been so played...
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:06:07
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Passion,
It seems you are a little too perceptive about Chislic's excess perceptiveness about ShaunWestphal's over-attentiveness to The Realist's unpredictable antics.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:09:13
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Originally posted by ShaunWestphal
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Hmmm...Chislic posted a very "Realistic" post. Very suspicious.
Pulled pork = pleasure. Yes I did have my pulled pork...best with the Texas Pit sauce. And I don't know what the deal with ShaunWestphal is...I told him not to order the BBQ rib tips, but he did anyway.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Cal, I thought we discussed it ENOUGH last night. I admitted it, you were right, I was wrong, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ORDERED THE RIB TIPS.
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I'm sorry. It's just that, sometimes I-I-I don't think I even KNOW you!
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:10:06
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Passion,
It seems you are a little too perceptive about Chislic's excess perceptiveness about ShaunWestphal's over-attentiveness to The Realist's unpredictable antics.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Cal, I just suspected you for the first time. This sounded way too much like some of the Passion's verbal diarrhea. And if you're the Passion, that increases odds on both of you being the Realist...
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:11:24
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Cal, and if you've been lying to me this whole time, I'm really gonna regret last night...
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:23:42
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Originally posted by ShaunWestphal
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Passion,
It seems you are a little too perceptive about Chislic's excess perceptiveness about ShaunWestphal's over-attentiveness to The Realist's unpredictable antics.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Cal, I just suspected you for the first time. This sounded way too much like some of the Passion's verbal diarrhea. And if you're the Passion, that increases odds on both of you being the Realist...
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You're just still mad about the whole "rib tips fiasco".
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Chislic
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:26:18
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Originally posted by ShaunWestphal
[quote]Originally posted by roomloo
Right now I'm feeling like the last kid picked for the team.
"You're on my list roomloo. I know what it feels like to be snubbed (see my forum relationship with the Passion)."
ShaunWestphal:
Where is this list you speak of? I'd like to compare lists with you ShaunWestphal. If you get a chance I really think you should post it. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:31:15
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I think I'm going to head over to Yarusso Brothers tonight. Guess what they don't serve over there, ShaunWestphal.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:31:28
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Cal: You're right, I didn't mean to blow up. It was just, well, everything seemed to be going perfect and then all of a sudden the rib thing, and then there was the ribbed thing. I just got flustered...I'm sorry.
Chizzy: If I give you my list, I'd have to kill you. If you really want to no who I suspect and why, you can just read through this entire thread, I'm pretty sure I've made who I suspect and why pretty clear. (HINT: IT'S YOU)
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:34:27
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Originally posted by ShaunWestphal
Cal: You're right, I didn't mean to blow up. It was just, well, everything seemed to be going perfect and then all of a sudden the rib thing, and then there was the ribbed thing. I just got flustered...I'm sorry.
LMAO!
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:36:02
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
I think I'm going to head over to Yarusso Brothers tonight. Guess what they don't serve over there, ShaunWestphal.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
I'd love to come, but I got talked into meeting some coworkers at some bowling alley in Eden Prairie. Are you a pin-buster?
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The Calistanian
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:39:10
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I pick-up more "turkeys" than Gold n' Plump. I'm in.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:43:42
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A "turkey" is 3 strikes in a row, for all you non-bowlers.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:44:31
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"Gold 'n' Plump" is a turkey processor, for all you non-turkey enthusiasts.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:45:34
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It's called the Watertower Brewing COmpany or something like that. It's right by the watertower off Prairie Center Drive...
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:47:43
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I pick-up more "turkeys" than Gold n' Plump. I'm in.
A "turkey" is 3 strikes in a row, for all you non-bowlers.
Gold 'n' Plump" is a turkey processor, for all you non-turkey enthusiasts.
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
(It was the least I could do--you've been pretty supportive of my comedy today).
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The Calistanian
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:48:08
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I'll be there faster than Billy Ocean (or was it Lionel Richie?) can say "get outta my dreams, and get into my car."
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:49:06
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...and I'll bring my list. Will Chislic be there?
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Chislic
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:53:13
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:54:34
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Well, what's The Realist up to? Or if he showed up, would that still make 3 of us?
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Edited by - The Calistanian on 04/29/2004 14:56:05 |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:57:24
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I'm outta here...still undecided...bowling, or Yarusso's? I'll make up my mind on the way. I need to do some soul-searching.
I know who Passion is.
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Edited by - The Calistanian on 04/29/2004 14:58:25 |
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joshuagingery
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 15:12:08
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It was Billy Ocean who sang "Get outta my dreams"
-the angry one |
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jackanapes
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 21:48:58
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/30/2004 : 06:41:00
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Cal: Glad you could make it last night. Gobble gobble gobble.
Jacka: Yeah, I am kind of tired of Realist Television, but I have nothing better to do with my time.
Realist: Where are you man? We're all waiting. It's up to you to complete our lives. Please make today the day...
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/30/2004 : 08:44:20
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ShaunWestphal - Yeah, I was even impressed with my 257. What was with your 97!? You were even using the 8 pound hot pink ball! Oh well, keep practicing.
I'm really starting to question Passion now. I mean, I'm pretty sure I got 42 or 43 right on this quiz. I wasn't even considering myself in the running, but I'm starting to doubt Passion's 45 or 46 right. Until he shows us her/his answers, I'm going to assume I got second place on this quiz. Chislic seems like he could definitely have attained the 46 or 47 range, but Passion at 45 or 46? We need some answers here.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/30/2004 : 10:28:46
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Even though Chizum's kind of been treating me like a dick lately, I will agree that he could probably do quite well on the quiz. I'm unsure about anything Passion says. He seems really moody, one day he's a dick, one day he's nice. It's so up and down with him.
Cal, First it was the ribs, now my bowling score. I thought we agreed if any bowling discussion was done on the board we would add a "1" to all of my scores??? And the pink ball. I told you I can't help it if I have small hands, I make up for it in other areas (like with the size 12s I required to your 9 1/2). It was a good time though. And the ice cream we had afterwards, that was great. Remember when I offered you a taste of mine, and then I got it a little too close and some went on your nose? Good times...
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/30/2004 : 11:00:20
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Those were good times, weren't they?
Speaking of good times...Passion and The Realist are going to be having some bad times if they don't make good on those quiz answers.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/30/2004 : 11:34:44
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I gotcha back C-stan.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/30/2004 : 12:02:05
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So...what's the Friday night hangout? (Pardon my '80's cool terminology.)
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