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otto_jr
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 Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:23:51
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Diab...
You're my first gay crush...hence...how big is it? |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:24:28
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Check on some prices, and get back to me. I can't afford anything over a Red Roof Inn though.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
I'm old fashioned Cal. Since I asked you out, I think it should be my treat. Wherever you want to go, just say the word...
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
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710 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:28:14
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| As much as I always wanted to truly believe the Realist's whole Deltas/Jaguar/"dude my quiz was totally real!" schtick, this whole "Bob Pollard was at the Spokane show" lie has this whole deck of cards crashing down for me. Sad day in the life of roomloo. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:29:38
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Otto Deuce,
Why do you assume that I'm a male?
Cal and Shaun,
You two are having quite the e-romance. If this were a plot on THE O.C. (new episode tonight, by the way), then it would burn out by the end of the afternoon |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:30:10
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| Actually, now I'm not even sure if I can believe that the Realist drove his fake Jaguar to see the Pixies in Boise with his fake Delta friends last weekend. Is there anything left to believe in anymore? I am crushed. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:32:43
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And roomloo sees the light . . . finally. Geez, room, I've only been telling everyone that the Realist is a liar for the last month.
The Realist definitely lied about the quiz. And I'm not posting my answers, 'cuz I don't want her/him to have a key. I bet that I did better than he could on her/his own quiz. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:33:16
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Since we're on the subject of gay romances, I must remind everyone to pick up the first season of the Kids in the Hall on DVD (released yesterday)...
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:33:20
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| Per Passion's point, I apologize in advance to the Realist for assuming that she is Male. When she talks about "Deltas" she probably is actually referring to "Tri Delts." |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:36:12
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Back to my theory of Chislic and the Realist never being in the same place at once...anyone notice that since the Realist's post last night, Chislic is nowhere to be found? Maybe he's hard at work coming up with answers for his quiz?
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:42:55
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Hey ShaunWestphal,
Why don't you meet The Realist and I down at Famous Dave's tonight, and if it is in fact Chislic, you guys can have a "confrontation".
BTW, The Realist wants a nice guy to go over the quiz answers with him, to make sure he got the scores right.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:46:20
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Where at Cal, Uptown? See ya there Chizzy/Rea
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 13:52:03
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I have to admit something.
I'm NOT meeting The Realist tonight.
I lied...I'm sorry. I just wanted to be cool, and fit into his/her scene. But I've realized that, I can be...me. And I'm just fine with that.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:05:20
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It takes a strong woman/man to admit what you did Cal. I've accepted that I too will never be down with the Realist and his deltas.
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:08:53
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Everyone except otto deuce,
Don't you think that otto deuce was being a bit inappropriate in his comments toward me. Sexual harassment, perhaps? Maybe it's just me.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:09:15
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So, ShaunWestphal, where do you and Chislic hang out, seeing as I have no plans for tonight?
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:11:54
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quote:
Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
Everyone except otto deuce,
Don't you think that otto deuce was being a bit inappropriate in his comments toward me. Sexual harassment, perhaps? Maybe it's just me.
Is it HARassment or harASSment? I go with the latter pronunciation. The former is just a compensation on the part of society to not make the word a laughingstock.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:19:18
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We used to frequent the Gay 90s before it got so straight. Chislic doesn't like to feel like he's being put on display. Now we generally like to keep it low key. Places like Drink.
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:19:20
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| The Dow went down 135.56 today. Ouch. But, on the bright side, maybe one of the Realist's mutual funds went in the tank. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 14:38:42
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Well, I think I'm going to roll up to Famous Dave's after all. I mean, sometimes you just can't get enough pulled pork.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 16:09:56
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Or Dunkin' Apples
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 18:40:27
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Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
Everyone except otto deuce,
Don't you think that otto deuce was being a bit inappropriate in his comments toward me. Sexual harassment, perhaps? Maybe it's just me.
Everyone except Passion (cause he already knows)
Translation: It's small...
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varnish
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USA
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Posted - 04/28/2004 : 23:59:31
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i gotta just say that this is the funniest ongoing thread
i've read in a long time! keep it going!
............and LONG LIVE THE PIXIES!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 08:32:52
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We aim to please.
And we aim to rip each other apart by our sarcastic, witty banter.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 08:46:20
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New theory:
I think The Realist, within the next month or so, will step forward and reveal his identity. He will reveal it in such a way that we will know for certain he is not lying.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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jackanapes
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237 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 09:36:00
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 10:12:31
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I got confirmation last night (I won't say how as that would make this much less fun) that we will be seeing some answers from the Realist today...
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:11:15
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ShaunWestphal,
So, I guess you're telling us that Chislic is the Realist.
Chislic,
Be a man and admit your lie.
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joshuagingery
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USA
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:13:19
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| I am curious, even in my supposed anger, to see the answers. I didn't take the quiz because I had better things to do with my life that day. However, I would like to see the tally. I would put money on Passion having more right... |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:24:49
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LIST OF SUSPECTS -- WHO: WHY
1. Chislic: Strong circumstantial evidence (e.g., receipt of the ticket) points to ShaunWestphal's "roommate."
2. [???]: The second likeliest scenario is that some random megalomaniac thought it would be fun to play with the board and give away a ticket in a fraudulent contest.
3. Daisy: She is a very strange and possibly psychotic individual, judging by her posts and her website. She continually and obsessively pushed the contest.
4. Calistanian: He became very offended when I first accused him of being the Realist several weeks ago. Now, he is buddying up with ShaunWestphal. Maybe his crush made him decide that the best access to the object of his affection was through the object's roommate.
5. The Passion Of El Diablo: I am not the Realist. But, I admit that my darling love-her-or-hate-her board personality makes me the target of suspicion for the as-yet-unconverted.
6. ShaunWestphal: His roommate got the ticket. Other than that one circumstantial piece of evidence, there is little to make me suspect this sappy loser of any wrongdoing. |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:48:48
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| Right now I'm feeling like the last kid picked for the team. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:49:09
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Passion,
We covered these things like two weeks ago (with the exception of Daisy). Get with the program.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:50:06
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| 7. roomloo -- not only do "realist" and "roomloo" start with the same letter of the alphabet ... THEY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LETTERS. Both also have an "L" in them. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:58:25
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Reminiscent of the old John F. Kennedy vs. Abraham Lincoln similarities.
Same secretary name, etc.
Now that I think of it, your roomloo vs. realist conspiracy is VERY ironic.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Chislic
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:19:14
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Realist:
Nice to see you’ve made it back to the board. I sure hope your able to clear up this mess. Lots of finger pointing going on these days. I’m a little surprised you showed up. I thought for sure we’ve seen the last of you. Have you considered having more contests?
Cal: Did you ever get your hands on some pulled pork... and what is the deal with you and my roommate? Passion thinks you might be using me to get to him?!
Jacka: Place bets? I’ve got mine on you. Please refer to my list of suspects on page 2 of this thread.
Passion:
I’d consider moving ShaunWestphal up to at least 3 if not if not 3 1/2. It’s a little fishy that my damn roommate ShaunWestphal of all people was the first to spot the Realist’s post on this thread. Something to consider. By the way, what is a Westphal? You seem to have an impressive vocab.
Daisy Grrrl: Your #2 on my suspects list & #3 on Passion’s list. I think it’s time we hear from you again. We’d like some answers.
ShaunWestphal:
Unbelievable... your always pointing the finger at me to take the heat off you. If you did have anything to do with this Realist crap... your days are numbered.
Roomloo: Your still on my list. #10 actually. I still haven’t heard much from you on my stubby fingered girlfriend theory.
Joshuagingery: It’s just not healthy to be as angry as you are.
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