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floop
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Mexico
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 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:03:15
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Edited by - floop on 04/07/2004 21:49:35 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:12:05
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Errrrrrrrrrrrm............
They are all shite!!!
But the best for me are Asda's own, thin and crispy. But then if you are not from the UK then you will have no idea what I am talking about (usually it doesn't matter where you are from).
For frozen pizza, I prefer cheese and tomato (margerhita - (sic))
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:13:11
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I refuse to eat frozen pizza.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:15:57
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obviously you guys are either married or live with your girlfriends (ie. spoiled babys)..
let's hear from the REAL MEN who know that there's truly nothing better than an evening of frozen pizza, beer and porn. can it be much more perfect? i think not.
indeed, i think not. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:23:25
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Originally posted by floop
there's truly nothing better than frozen pizza, beer and porn. can an evening be much more perfect? i think not.
indeed, i think not.
Um, how about an evening with real pizza and actual sex?
That said, my husband had a frightening Totino's addiction when I first met him.
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:25:28
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Originally posted by mereubu
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Originally posted by floop
there's truly nothing better than frozen pizza, beer and porn. can an evening be much more perfect? i think not.
indeed, i think not.
Um, how about an evening with real pizza and actual sex?
That said, my husband had a frightening Totino's addiction when I first met him.
"Join the Cult of Derek/Lest you incur his Tubbycizing wrath"
did i ask to hear from the women here? i think not.
sure, in theory "real" sex and "real" pizza are better. but as any true bachelor will tell you, both of those require way too much effort. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:25:32
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Well said mereubu!!
I am actually single too.
I dunno, maybe your frozen pizzas are better than ours over here. In fact I bet they are, they couldn't be much worse.
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ProverbialCereal
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:29:28
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Stoufers French Bread pizza is good
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:29:40
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:33:56
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Originally posted by floop
EAL MEN who know that there's truly nothing better than an evening of frozen pizza, beer and porn. can it be much more perfect? i think not.
I think it can be. You can call me a dreamer or an idealist, but when I was single there was nothing more enjoyable than an evening of porn (or baseball), beer, and REAL pizza.
That's why we have jobs. We work to get cash to have the extra few bucks for REAL PIZZA. I can only hope you'll realize that someday. |
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:44:56
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you don't have to tell me that's why i have a job. i KNOW that's why i have a job. but obviously you have yet to discover the joys of frozen pizza. sure, real pizza is better. there's no arguing that. i've sampled the best of the best, from New York to Chicago, to Italy (even though pizza is more of an American invention)..
but the night is somehow tainted if you have to answer the door for a stranger.. plus, buying a delivered pizza on your own (which, if you're masturbating, i hope you are) is way more costly than an (almost) equally tasty frozen pizza. after tax and tip, you're looking at at least 10 bucks (even with a coupon).
maybe not all of us make 7 figures a year and wear diamond-studded jackets like you BLT.. or did that not occur to you?
next time you're driving home in your Escalade with your fancy "store-bought" pizza, try and remember that not everyone is necessarily as fortunate as you. |
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ProverbialCereal
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 16:18:49
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Man, I could really go for some luxury pizza right now.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 16:32:17
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floopie, I'm reluctant to take on a new project, but I fear I may have no choice. First I need some info...
With what brand of canned suds do you wash down that freshly-baked stale pizza? Keystone? Milwaukee's Best? MGD?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 17:06:05
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Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
Stoufers French Bread pizza is good
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Those are pretty good, but I usually have the skin from the top of my mouth peeling away after those fuckers burn the shit out of me. The cost in pain is too high.
Pepridge Farm (terribly misspelled) use to have a great frozen pizza. Now a days I buy a Digrono's (I can't spell anything) if I'm slumming with a frozen pizza.
Floop, Trader Joes make some nice frozen pizzas. I like their simple cheese pizza. Good thin crust for a frozen. |
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ProverbialCereal
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 17:09:07
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I hear you, darwin.. I've burnt the roof of my mouth numerous times.
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 17:13:41
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BLT, it's guys like you (people who own 40% of the nations wealth) that are bringing this country down. i bet you also have fancy store-bought toilet paper, and store-bought toothpaste, no? must be nice in your ivory tower.
Darwin - actually Trader Joe's are my recent favorite. i'm a fan of the self-rising crust, Deluxe version.. |
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ProverbialCereal
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 17:35:43
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Toilet paper is so the 20th century
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 17:43:35
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Seeing how I hate cheese, I go for the Amy's cheeseless pizzas in the health food section of the grocery store -- they're surprisingly good.
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shineoftheever
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Canada
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 17:46:35
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"Delissio" is delicious! 
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 18:43:11
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I usually prefer the store brand. Stop & Shop or Shaws.
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El Barto
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USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 21:00:32
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My ex and I went through a period where we were trying to find the ultimate frozen pizza...but I can't remember which one we decided was the best! I think it was Dijornos...I'm pretty sure that's the one. Tombstone makes these mini pizzas that come in a 6 pack (2 cheese, 2 pep, 2 supreme) and they're REALLY good, I really like them.
Oh, and for the record, Boston Market makes the best frozen dinners, hands down.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/07/2004 : 22:20:03
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Originally posted by floop
fancy store-bought toilet paper
I only use genuine Turkish chamois, tailor-made to my specifications and imported weekly to ensure minimal breakdown and the highest possible absorbancy.
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Originally posted by floop
and store-bought toothpaste, no?
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 22:50:14
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Originally posted by BLT
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Originally posted by floop
fancy store-bought toilet paper
I only use genuine Turkish chamois, tailor-made to my specifications and imported weekly to ensure minimal breakdown and the highest possible absorbancy.
i bet the idea of using gravel or newspapers is "beneath" you right? |
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 22:56:41
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| Tony's Pizza, plain cheese. Goes good w/ any type of alcohol. good web page too. www.tonys.com/ |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 01:07:18
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lol. My fave frozen pizza is the Fraich'Up Royale Pizza by Buitoni, but I doubt that you care, since it's a French brand. A frozen pizza, with Kronenbourg ber and a good soccer match like the one we got on Tuesday... You can't beat that.
Denis
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Adnan_le_Terrible
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 06:31:41
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lol. My fave frozen pizza is the Fraich'Up Royale Pizza by Buitoni, but I doubt that you care, since it's a French brand. A frozen pizza, with Kronenbourg ber and a good soccer match like the one we got on Tuesday... You can't beat that.
Denis
Yep, you're definitely a man of taste, Denis. Fraīch'up rules!
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Steak n Sabre
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Uzbekistan
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 08:26:53
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No question, Tombstone Thin Crust are the best frozen pies. If you are not using a stone in your oven, you will not get good results regardless of brand. Preheat to 480 F., put the pizza in for 12 minutes, serve and enjoy. The crust is cracker crisp, and the sauce used is excellent, which really makes all the difference.
Stay away from the regular Tombstone varities as the crust on those is quite like sheetrock. I also try to avoid frozen pizzas that come in a box, with the notable exception of Freschetta's, which I prefer over DiGiornos.
Of course, all frozen pizzas will never be as good as fresh, homemade pies cooked on the grill over mesquite or hickory chips. Yum... Wash it down with this month's seasonal brew of choice, Sprecher Mai-Bock...
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mereubu
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 08:52:51
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Darn you for living in Sprecher territory! I miss that stuff. That and all the New Glarus beer, especially Uff Da. My beer consumption has dropped about 90% since I left Wisconsin.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 08:56:54
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Darn you for living in Sprecher territory! I miss that stuff. That and all the New Glarus beer, especially Uff Da. My beer consumption has dropped about 90% since I left Wisconsin.
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Uff Da? that's so funny. i've never heard of that beer, but that's a total Norwegian saying, which is like an exclaimation "oh my god!" my Grandma is Norwegian.
but please, back to the pizza.. |
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jimmy
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USA
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 09:21:11
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Tony's is good, especially the thin crust w/ pepperoni. There are also the small ones for 99cents called Mr. P's. Tombstone is good too. All three of those are good to get when they're on sale.
There were also these frozen calzones that my local Big Y used to sell, they were great, but they stopped stocking them, it was something like Stephano's or something.
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ProverbialCereal
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 09:58:52
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What I don't understand:
I always heard you weren't supposed to put cheese in the freezer... so is it even real cheese on these frozen pizzas?
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apl4eris
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USA
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 10:07:54
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1. regular frozen supermarket pizza: DiGiorno's - incredibly good, the crust is beautifully textured and flavored as well
2. organic larger distribution frozen pizza: Amy's (my fave is the spinach and feta!!!, next up mushroom and black olive) -we buy a few of them and stick 'em in the deep-freeze whenever they are on sale, (usually about $4.25).
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 10:29:50
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whatever you do, stay away from the Whole Foods frozen pizzas. they all taste like ass. literally.
Trader Joe's frozen pizzas on the other hand.. mmmm, yummy. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 10:52:35
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 11:33:06
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As far as I know, there is no harm in freezing cheese. Make sure to look for the 'Real Cheese' logo on the packaging of a frozen pizza, lots of brands use some kind of substance of questionable origins.
Floop, I'll take your word for the Whole Foods brand. Alas, I do not have any clops jokes...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/08/2004 : 12:55:58
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Originally posted by vilainde
lol. My fave frozen pizza is the Fraich'Up Royale Pizza by Buitoni, but I doubt that you care, since it's a French brand. A frozen pizza, with Kronenbourg ber and a good soccer match like the one we got on Tuesday... You can't beat that.
Denis
Yep, you're definitely a man of taste, Denis. Fraīch'up rules!
That's exactly what I was thinking!!!
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best frozen pizza (a thread for the common man)
