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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  16:01:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.petsyoulove.com/Pages/dog%20art.htm


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  16:05:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm still gonna get you that lump of coal, floopsie.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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Cheeseman1000
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Iceland
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  16:07:04  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"with or without Jesus"?


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
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notkimdeal
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  17:07:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's heresy, dude. No dogs in heaven, ever.
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darwin
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USA
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  17:25:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Pets are one of God's most wonderful gifts and surely they hold a special place in His plan for us."

What does God plan to have those pets do to us? Sounds like we better get rid of those pets before they get rid of us.
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  17:35:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
surely the goldfish can mean no harm!


Frank Black ate my hamster
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  17:37:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it almost looks like Jesus is waving his finger at the dog, saying "sorry, no dogs allowed up here" and the dog is like "pleeeease???"


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  17:43:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"The dog portrait above was created to reflect that special place"

It's more like he's saying "no no no dog, you are too kind of heart, we let a cat in once before it did nothing but scratch the pearly gatepost and hide it's shit in the clouds, do you know how hard it was for the angels to get that out of their feathers? Do you have any idea how much of it seeped through my jesus sandals.. no dog, the cats are for the devil"


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/02/2004 :  17:47:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
that's what i'm talkin' about




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/03/2004 :  00:06:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
wow, i looked into it because i'd like to have a tribute to my best friend, in portrait form, and it's only $142! for an 8 x 10 photo.

Derek, you could undercut their price and make a fortune.


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/03/2004 :  00:20:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It´s awfull!! I´ve never seen anything with such a bad taste, do you think that any living person will really buy this??


Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/03/2004 :  00:26:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm ordering one

ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/03/2004 :  00:36:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, you´re not! Well, I hope...


Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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Posted - 12/03/2004 :  04:41:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I made a lovely one with jesus saying fuck you to the kitty but dayanaras computer got overexcited by it and I had to take it down

()


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Posted - 12/03/2004 :  05:05:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It wasn´t the computer Tre, it was Jesus himself!!


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Se a alma não é pequena.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
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Posted - 12/04/2004 :  20:56:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hey.... while you're at it... could you guys get me a ghost for x mas??? I've always wanted one. Thanks!!

Woman auctions father's ghost on eBay
Saturday, December 4, 2004 Posted: 6:38 PM EST (2338 GMT)


HOBART, Indiana (AP) -- A woman's effort to assuage her 6-year-old son's fears of his grandfather's ghost by selling it on eBay has drawn more than 34 bids with a top offer of $78.

Mary Anderson said she placed her father's "ghost" on the online auction site after her son, Collin, said he was afraid the ghost would return someday. Anderson said Collin has avoided going anywhere in the house alone since his grandfather died last year.

In a description titled "This isn't a joke," Anderson told Collin's story on eBay:

"I always thought it was just normal kid fears until a few months ago he told me why he was so scared. He told me 'Grandpa died here, and he was mean. His ghost is still around here!"'

Lest the boy's fears scare off potential bidders, Anderson added, "My dad was the sweetest most caring man you'd ever meet."

Some of the prospective buyers have posted their own messages.

"Your story brought tears to my eyes," one bidder said. "I just wonder how this will turn out for your son. I'm sure his Grandfather loved him very much."

Anderson also put her father's metal walking cane up for auction so she would have something to actually send the winning bidder. The proceeds from the auction will go to buy Collin a special present, she said.

Anderson makes one special request of the winner bidder: "I would like to ask you to write a letter after you've received the cane (and the ghost) to my son letting him know that he's there with you and you're getting along great."

The bidding is due to close Monday afternoon.

A message left with San Jose, California-based eBay Inc. in San Jose, California, was not immediately returned Saturday.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  21:58:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
add this to my list too

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2465&item=5940956944&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 12/09/2004 :  00:20:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
With a ping pong ball, a glue gun, and some yarn, I think could build a better Mr. T head.
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Posted - 12/09/2004 :  01:55:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
thats some nice eyebrow-come-beard action though, surely that is a one off


Frank Black ate my hamster
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2004 :  09:48:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oooh ooh !

me too!

I wanna play!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11746&item=5941596459&rd=1

Udn udn!
Vroooom!
I'm 8 again!


A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/09/2004 :  10:55:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i had one of those when i was a kid.

then my dad accidently ran it over with his car



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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VoVat
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USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:57:04  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
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That's heresy, dude. No dogs in heaven, ever.


But I thought ALL dogs go to Heaven!



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