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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/27/2012 :  08:31:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
12/27 - 9:27am - bamboo cottage, hawaii (big island)

this is most certainly the best commode experience I've ever had the privlige to partake in. the bathroom I'm in has 2 giant windows overlooking a tropical jungle with the ocean peeking out behind. light breezes are wafting through (thankfully) and the sun is on my face

I wish I could start every day like this

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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 12/27/2012 :  22:10:03  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*wipes*


Denis


Obsidiana Bijoux
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
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Posted - 12/27/2012 :  22:59:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this is becoming like the most spiritual thread ever
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 01/02/2013 :  23:53:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe cos it's the new year I'm thinking about historical shitting, like a Klondike long johns round my ankles in an outhouse in winter type of commode experience or something. But I'd need to balance it with a Louis XVI state of the art of the toilette experience or a floopian tropical commode experience.

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floop
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Posted - 01/05/2013 :  07:24:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
1/5/13 - work

first chron entry of the new year. happy new year. gonna try to be happy anyway. my current commode situation is in stark contrast to my experiences in hawaii. no window. no coquí frogs. instead I'm at work on a Saturday, the first of what will probably be many this year. I think when I'm done with this project I'm going to go back to Hawaii, for a long time

on a side note, I have to say, while in Hawaii I had the best movements I've had in ages. must have been all that hippy food I was eating. i'm talking foot and a half long, no break, 1 wipers. every time.

what is it about this place that gives me constant diarrhea?

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 01/23/2013 :  05:32:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
1/23/13 - 8:26am - home, entryway restroom

sometimes i come to this restroom when i want complete and total solitude. to just be completely alone, away from the world. off the grid if you will. usually the pets cant find me here, or even my girlfriend. i could probably die of a heart attack in here and not be found for days

been wanting to make an effort to eat healthier this year but so far i'm off to a rocky start. it's hard when your work brings food in for you because you don't always get to choose. yes, it's nice to have free food. but i'm eating a lot of shite. that combined with the fact i have very little time to exercise makes it suck. i need to find a way to move back to hawaii, and stay there

happy wednesday

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 01/23/2013 :  07:06:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No time to contemplate this morning. Dropped three in quick succession then set about my day.

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floop
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Posted - 01/23/2013 :  09:16:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I only have 1 rule for this thread and that's that you be using the commode while posting. post-commode thoughts, while interesting, are disqualified.

I'm making an exception for myself in this case. Though I do feel a visit coming on

spicy pad that with tiger prawns. see you in about an hour

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 01/23/2013 :  10:01:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's constipated thinking! But your thread, your rules. Respect.

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floop
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Posted - 01/25/2013 :  05:07:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
1/25/13 - 8:03am - dental office, Beverly Hills

I have an 8 o'clock appt but have to take a shit. what am I gonna do? they always make me wait an hour do they owe me

I wish the previous dental assistant hasn't left. just sayin. the new one's nice and all but... well, the other one was nicer. lets just say that

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floop
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Posted - 01/25/2013 :  05:16:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
as an addendum (and breaking my own rule) I am now waiting in the waiting room. despite being the first patient of the day

why make an appointment, one wonders

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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
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Posted - 01/26/2013 :  01:09:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i got Fugazi in my head now

re. the rules i think a clarification would be in order; if one is in bear country with no or weak signal reception, should one post before or after the experience, also taking into account lower post-experience posting probability?
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floop
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Posted - 01/26/2013 :  05:53:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think in a case like that you could record a voice memo, whilst. then upload later

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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
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Posted - 01/28/2013 :  05:10:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
now i got Herzog in my head- "you must never listen to this..."
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floop
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Posted - 01/28/2013 :  05:56:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
heh

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 01/30/2013 :  18:26:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good toilet paper in a Beverly Hills dentist office?
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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 02/03/2013 :  21:41:44  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hey floop, when's your birthday again?




Denis


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 02/04/2013 :  11:06:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm confused. It looks like a child sized shitter


birthday is coming up in May

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 02/22/2013 :  09:26:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
2/22/13 - gym - work

Yucateco hot sauce and I have a tumultuous relationship. it's most like some codependent, abusive cycle. she likes to cause pain, yet I keep coming back for more, again and again. I can't help it

could go for some after this actually

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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/26/2013 :  05:46:42  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
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Edited by - pot on 02/26/2013 05:47:52
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 02/26/2013 :  11:09:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pot

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does this mean you say down to take a shit but only farted?

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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/26/2013 :  18:40:33  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Anyone here speak mexican can translate that for me?

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floop
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Posted - 02/26/2013 :  19:13:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
heheheheh. typing on an iPhone is not always easy. especially whilst shitting en commode

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pot
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Posted - 02/26/2013 :  19:21:43  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I wish I had a built in camera to take photos of my passings, some them have been epic lately. Almost look better on the way out some of them...

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danjersey
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2455 Posts

Posted - 03/03/2013 :  00:52:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I use to like Van Halen
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 03/17/2013 :  08:40:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
3/17/13 - 11:39am

in Ojai, Ca taking a massive shit in a yurt. think this is a first for me

these things are surprisingly spacious. i think there's something to the psychology of a circular room that makes it feel way bigger than it would otherwise

very tranquil.

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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 03/22/2013 :  18:41:44  Show Profile  Visit Jose Jones's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i've avoided this thread because i don't have a smartphone and thus cannot abide the rules, but i must impart this experience.

at work today, taking my daily dump (NOT in the handicap stall- a change, coincidentally, made directly after that particular confession/discussion). 4 stalls. the first is directly next to the urinal. i'm in the 3rd (next to the 4th, or handicap, stall). i don't like shitting directly next to someone.

'throom was empty when i entered. a man enters and chooses the 2nd stall, next to mine. boo. pick the first. so what if it's next to the urinal? they'll be done in seconds. well, now we're next to each other. after 5 min or so this guy exits the stall and leaves.

no flush. no wipe. no hand wash. i can only hope no dump.

what happened here? did he just need a breather and choose to sit in a bathroom stall for 5 min? did he really need to pick the stall next to mine to do this?

this bleeds into a pet peeve for sure. new thread, floop.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 03/23/2013 :  17:50:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
that is kind of bizarre. my first thought is he is someone, like me, who doesn't like shitting next to people. but then he chose to sit by you. then again, maybe he didn't know anyone was there? and heard you shuffling (tp, or whatever) and then figured i'm outies?

don't know what to say. you should be thankful he left though

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danjersey
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2455 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2013 :  23:51:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What about the elusive ghost turd? You are sure you shat but there's nothing to wipe, check the bowl and again nothing. Ghost turd.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 03/25/2013 :  06:06:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe it was just one of those things.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 05/10/2013 :  10:17:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
5/10/13 - 1:15pm

thought I had to shit but it might have just been gas pain. had some spicy pad Thai for lunch

I hate to go through all this work for nothing



ah. there we go... that's what I'm talkin about

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floop
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Posted - 06/12/2013 :  16:58:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
6/12/13

I'm rethinking eating breakfast burritos for every meal.

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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 06/12/2013 :  17:38:07  Show Profile  Visit Jose Jones's Homepage  Reply with Quote
my daily schedule has gone from once-a-day at 9:30 to twice-a-day at 9:30 and 5:30. I'm working on merging them into a single 2:30 dumping.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 06/12/2013 :  20:36:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
2:30 is high traffic time in office restrooms. just something to take in mind. from someone who knows

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 06/13/2013 :  01:11:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The occasional 2 dump day can be uplifting, spiritually. While 5 hours of keepy inny could be risky business. What exactly are the moral benefits of merging?

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