It's international t-shirt day today, and what better a time of year to hold an event like t-shirt day than the middle of winter.
Anyway Radio 6 (beeb) have specials on this every year and two years ago I sent in a selfie of me wearing an old Metallica t-shirt. Never got so much as a tweet. Two years later I'm checking their facebook feed and this photo of me turns up in this, along with Doctor Who.
I'm the only bloke in there so naturally I have better eye brows. Men are allowed to have eye brows but women must shave them off and paint them back on, which isn't as good as natural hair but more feminine, hence the point.