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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  12:53:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bars are the same way here. I go sometimes just to look at people. Seeing people's faces I think has positive effect on you, makes you feel good, live longer, happier.

Fishing, catch and release. in the words of mitch hedberg "your only making them late for something. where have you been, let me see the inside of you lip!" Not a huge fan of vegetarianism, but I'll spare you the reasons why at the moment. Just a lot of work.


When was the last time you didn't use the internet for a day?



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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  12:56:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If i make a grammitical mistake or mispell something, i know. i'm not an idiot for that, just a lot of other things.


I'm just not fucking angry like you. I get angry. But I don't like it


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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  12:58:48  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh there's a question! About a year and a half ago probably before I got broadband installed. I like the internet though, I also do interesting things other than arguing with people and hijacking threads.

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:03:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm not being facetious. I got some issue with myself, just don't like seeing people being angry, even on a messageboard. What kind of shit do you like do? other than anything everyone else does, seemingly. I like fishing and hiking a lot. I feel good when I am out of service. but the internet is great


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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:13:01  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Check out my Google+ page, been spending a lot of time doing that. I also love hiking, but we've not has much good weather past few summers here so not really done much of that lately.

Right now though I am practising abstinence from everything that's fun and trying to get fit again, but then no booze + modern noise pollution = can't sleep to allow my muscles to recover, and that's the bit where I get grumpy about the fascist prohibition laws.

I'm not that angry, but if you talk down to me I will bite your face off. I've had it with folk and their pish, all people ever do is complain, and out of work pot smokers are the cause of all their problems.

Or to put it another way, in the immortal words of Eddie Argos, 'this world is fucked and you're an idiot' I mean not you you, just people in general, maybe floop I suppose.

By the way, what the fuck does Commode Chronicles actually mean, is that an Americanism?

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:21:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


I hear you with all of that. The CC is a floopanism I think. Ain't nothing wrong with him. Nor anyone else around here. You just come across as a really angry jerk. Stop doing that. It would be more fun for everyone.


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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:37:48  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Well I do my best to get on with folk but sometimes it just doesn't work, you know. Politics and cannabis prohibition are my two favourite things to fall out with people on the internet over.

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:38:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Passive-aggressive

The angry jerk, that's the aggressive part
The honest confessional (I hear you with all of that), that's the passive part

Don't get fooled LBF, he's working you.

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:47:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No one works me except mrs LBF

If you can look past yourself for a minute, give it a break.


I got two sayings in life that I live by, Im fucking serious, one of them is "just drop it" and that's what everyone should do. before I throw a hammer through my monitor.


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Arm Arm Arm
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:47:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Do you play a musical instrument, Pot? Besides being incredibly fun, playing music is good for working out stress, in a positive way. Though learning an instrument may be frustrating, the benefits, once you can actually play a song, are great.
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:50:01  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders

Passive-aggressive

The angry jerk, that's the aggressive part
The honest confessional (I hear you with all of that), that's the passive part

Don't get fooled LBF, he's working you.

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Fuck off dick face. LBF is being nice. We are bonding. Don't ruin it for us, you uptight drone head. Go and vote for Obama the Messiah and support child murdering.

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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:59:02  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Arm Arm

Do you play a musical instrument, Pot? Besides being incredibly fun, playing music is good for working out stress, in a positive way. Though learning an instrument may be frustrating, the benefits, once you can actually play a song, are great.



Oh wow you guys giving me therapy now?

I used to play classical guitar and did enjoy it but it's been too long now. The tips of my fingers have gone soft and I've forgotten how to play. Anyway I got plenty things to do with my time, I'm not short of ideas, just weed.

I also exercise for stress relief, yes junkies do work out sometimes as well! That usually works until I wake up at three in the morning from the noise of a car going past my window or something and can't get back to sleep because I've got no weed. Then I masturbate.

*deep breath* *exhale*

I feel better now, this anger management session is going quite well.

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  13:59:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

No one works me except mrs LBF

If you can look past yourself for a minute, give it a break.


I got two sayings in life that I live by, Im fucking serious, one of them is "just drop it" and that's what everyone should do. before I throw a hammer through my monitor.


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The other one isn't "call it as you see it", then?

He's being nice. Call me when he tries to fuck you. Won't be long.

Wait, hang on, just looked past myself and realised a hammer through your monitor would make me sad.

I'm dropping it out of sheer fucking deference to you.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:04:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i think it's pretty sad that you say you hate me pot, when you don't even know me. getting that worked up about the internet isn't healthy. on the one hand i feel sorry for you, because you sound like a seriously sad sack. but at the same time i don't feel sorry for you at all. what are you doing about all the things you complain about? you have no weed? figure it out. get off your ass and do something. you'e a gigantic fucking complainer. everyone in scotland is an asshole? really? aren't you in your 40's? that's something a teenager would say. if you're in your 30's or 40's and you have that much hate going on you really need to reevaluate your life before you end up on the 6 o'clock news (do they have that in Scotland?)



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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:06:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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fuck off dick face. LBF is being nice. We are bonding. Don't ruin it for us, you uptight drone head. Go and vote for Obama the Messiah and support child murdering.


tro, that was probably the most affectionate hate mongering i've read. whatever, I'm out, I tried, you know. Stop hating. Going to eat, and drink and fuck, hopefully including some weed. One of my hammers sits upon my desk for when I return.


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Arm Arm Arm
= Cult of Ray =

998 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:07:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No therapy. I figure since weed is such a focus for you, and since you lack it right now, playing an instrument would be a good alternative. I've lost and regained and lost and regained the calluses on my fingers, it's muscle memory, I'm sure you could pick it up again.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:07:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

quote:
fuck off dick face. LBF is being nice. We are bonding. Don't ruin it for us, you uptight drone head. Go and vote for Obama the Messiah and support child murdering.


tro, that was probably the most affectionate hate mongering i've read. whatever, I'm out, I tried, you know. Stop hating. Going to eat, and drink and fuck, hopefully including some weed. One of my hammers sits upon my desk for when I return.


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what are you going to eat?

maybe a commode entry later on???

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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2637 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:23:57  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Arm Arm Arm

No therapy. I figure since weed is such a focus for you, and since you lack it right now, playing an instrument would be a good alternative. I've lost and regained and lost and regained the calluses on my fingers, it's muscle memory, I'm sure you could pick it up again.



I can learn again, but like the last time it wont go anywhere. it'll just be me learning music that someone else has written. I'm not a musician. I'm one of the guys who listens to music created by musicians. Besides it will take weeks before my fingers are up to strength again, I just can't be bothered. I just want to smoke some weed and listen to some zep.

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Listen fuck heads. I'm a nice guy, But if you start being a dick towards me then I'll be a dick back to you. It's how most people roll. Take a look at yourselves before you start judging others.

And floop, troblerone, I don't hate you. I just hate people in general, especially ones with your kind of attitude. I've got both your numbers. Every asshole in the world thinks he is a nice guy, and usually has plenty of folk to back them up, it doesn't mean you are. Call that hate mongering if you like, I prefer to call it honesty.

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3141 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:33:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

quote:
fuck off dick face. LBF is being nice. We are bonding. Don't ruin it for us, you uptight drone head. Go and vote for Obama the Messiah and support child murdering.


tro, that was probably the most affectionate hate mongering i've read. whatever, I'm out, I tried, you know. Stop hating. Going to eat, and drink and fuck, hopefully including some weed. One of my hammers sits upon my desk for when I return.


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Shit, man, you're easy to love. Please leave the hammer be.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:42:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pot

quote:
Originally posted by Arm Arm Arm

No therapy. I figure since weed is such a focus for you, and since you lack it right now, playing an instrument would be a good alternative. I've lost and regained and lost and regained the calluses on my fingers, it's muscle memory, I'm sure you could pick it up again.



I can learn again, but like the last time it wont go anywhere. it'll just be me learning music that someone else has written. I'm not a musician. I'm one of the guys who listens to music created by musicians. Besides it will take weeks before my fingers are up to strength again, I just can't be bothered. I just want to smoke some weed and listen to some zep.

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Listen fuck heads. I'm a nice guy, But if you start being a dick towards me then I'll be a dick back to you. It's how most people roll. Take a look at yourselves before you start judging others.

And floop, troblerone, I don't hate you. I just hate people in general, especially ones with your kind of attitude. I've got both your numbers. Every asshole in the world thinks he is a nice guy, and usually has plenty of folk to back them up, it doesn't mean you are. Call that hate mongering if you like, I prefer to call it honesty.

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you truly are a sad satchel

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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:48:57  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop
you truly are a sad satchel



Did you notice how amicable this thread was going until you and troble came along?

I guess it's probably my fault again though, because you know best.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  14:56:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this thread was going well before you came along. you have to ruin everything that's good. this was supposed to be about my shitting

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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  15:01:47  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop
this was supposed to be about my shitting



I see. Is that why you were insisting on doing all the talking?

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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  15:05:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I do hope we can get back to the shitting. I've really been enjoying it.
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  15:07:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pot

quote:
Originally posted by floop
this was supposed to be about my shitting



I see. Is that why you were insisting on doing all the talking?

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well, yes

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pot
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  15:14:16  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Shut your poo hole

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  16:30:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i miss the chronicle
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Posted - 11/07/2012 :  16:59:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
don't worry, i'll be back on the chron soon enough. had a pretty big dinner tonight actually. bean and cheese burrito and two asada tacos.

see you guys in the morning

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Posted - 11/08/2012 :  05:47:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
11/8/12 - 8:37am - home

i probably shouldn't have put such a liberal amount of Yucateco hot sauce on my tacos and burrito last night. that's all i'm going to say. seriously, those guys at Yucateco are not fucking around. it's not some Tapatio shit. Tapatio is a joke to me.

yesterday was a good day. did a lot of recreational activities. was going to do some chores i've been meaning to get done but figured fuck it, it's my day off. so i just did fun stuff instead. took the olde motorcycle out for a spin. it's having a little trouble shifting into neutral from 1st or 2nd. not sure what that is.

seeing the Bones Brigade documentary tomorrow night. Tony Hawk in person for a Q and A. do you think i'm going to be an attention whore and try and get a picture with him for my Facebook page? yes. yes i am.


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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 11/08/2012 :  08:25:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Commode Chronicles is a good name. In UK we'd have to call it Bog Log or something, but then it would sound like it was exclusively about eating and taking a shit, instead of what it's really about.

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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/08/2012 :  09:55:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
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Fuck off dick face. LBF is being nice. We are bonding.



hahaha, you really aren't. You being a total cunt and all.

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Posted - 11/08/2012 :  10:01:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders

Commode Chronicles is a good name. In UK we'd have to call it Bog Log or something, but then it would sound like it was exclusively about eating and taking a shit, instead of what it's really about.

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it's about more than that. it goes deeper

Bog Log is a good name though.


by the way this is kind of an impromptu submission. post gym, pre shower

what are you supposed to do when a hot Asian chick starts doing the downward dog on a mat in front of you at the gym? look away. or is that too obvious and you should just stare, because looking away makes it look like you want to be looking
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pot
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/08/2012 :  10:03:36  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

quote:
Originally posted by pot


Fuck off dick face. LBF is being nice. We are bonding.



hahaha, you really aren't. You being a total cunt and all.

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Wahay let's all join in the hate pot campaign, what a bunch of immature wankers you lot are. The FrankBlack.net clique is showing it's true colours now. And that's colours with a 'u'

I'm a nice guy really, if you make an effort. But if you feel like ever coming to Edinburgh and saying that to my face I'll be happy to show you just how much of a cunt I could be. You see, I've had a lifetime of people like you, in my face, constantly putting me down, and one day I am going to snap, very shortly. feel free Dramadance, the offers there. You know how to contact me. You want to have a go at me then man up and have a go at me properly, you are paying the train fare though.

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 11/08/2012 :  10:12:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

by the way this is kind of an impromptu submission. post gym, pre shower

what are you supposed to do when a hot Asian chick starts doing the downward dog on a mat in front of you at the gym? look away. or is that too obvious and you should just stare, because looking away makes it look like you want to be looking

Keep keep keep looking at her face past her ankles.

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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 11/08/2012 :  10:23:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pot

Wahay let's all join in the hate pot campaign, what a bunch of fucking immature wankers you lot are.

I'm a nice guy really, if you make an effort. But if you feel like ever coming to Edinburgh and saying that to my face I'll be happy to show you just how much of a cunt I could be. You see, I've had a lifetime of people like you, in my face, constantly putting me down, and one day I am going to snap, very shortly. feel free Dramadance, the offers there. You know how to contact me. You want to have a go at me then man up and have a go at me properly, you are paying the train fare though.





nice, threats of violence, you get better and better

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