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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:36:27
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Poor guy fell asleep on his sleeping bag after having sex with that other woman, then her mate runs in and buggers him with a huge black dildo.
Nice!
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:36:30
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Skin damage can't stop this man. He loves it. Obviously he doesn't want to be immortal
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 12:03:43
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I'm going to link those pictures, can we keep any further ones as links rather than embedded pictures please?
forum ebook: end of miles |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 12:09:52
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Sure, no problem.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 12:47:41
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quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
hmmmm, can you reach orgasm by prostate stimulation alone?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
For those interested, after some research, apparently it is.
I did chance upon a few very strange websites in the making of this statement.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 13:00:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
I did chance upon a few very strange websites in the making of this statement.
I've probably got them bookmarked.
"The arc of triumph" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:02:40
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Prostates? Stimulation? Orgasm? Bookmark?
Where's the whole immortal issue gone too?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:08:46
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Fuck immortality (that way you get the best of both options)
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:20:45
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Oh my God.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:24:58
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It's the first image that appears when you type "prostate" into google image, and once you've taken off the security thingy.
Someone brought up the subject of prostates. I had to go there.
I created this thread, AND I CAN DESTROY IT TOO!
MU-HA-HA-HA.
Seriously, i know it's fucked up, but forget about.
What? You can't?
Why the hell did you look then?
Meh!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:40:00
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Having spent the last day doing nothing but having sex, I have to hand it to you boys and Tre. This is the most entertaining thread in a while.
Immortality, schimmortality.
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:43:29
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I doubt it was more entertaining than the sex...Am i right? Am i right?
Yeeaah!
Damn right i'm right!
Right?
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Edited by - s_wrenn on 05/05/2006 16:44:57 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:44:17
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Originally posted by kathryn
Having spent the last day doing nothing but having sex, I have to hand it to you boys and Tre. This is the most entertaining thread in a while.
Immortality, schimmortality.
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
Who've you been fucking?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:45:30
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Ooops, too busy to say because I'm rushing to get to this show...
www.killthelights.ca
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:46:01
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Not you, by the sounds of it!
Ooooh ZING!
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:48:59
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It's still light in the MTL, s wrenn. Plenty of lovely sunlight all around. And the birds and bees are buzzing all around.
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:52:52
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Originally posted by kathryn
It's still light in the MTL, s wrenn. Plenty of lovely sunlight all around. And the birds and bees are buzzing all around.
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
"MTL"?
Where i am it's 00:50am, and i've got the killer munchies for some grilled cheese. I'd like to get in on some of that "Birds and bees" stuff that all the young people are talking about these days.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:53:48
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I thought you were going?
Come on, who've you been fucking?
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:55:24
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quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
Speaking of prostates, check this:
http://medicine.ucsd.edu/clinicalmed/gagenital6.htm
I've had this bookmarked for ages.
"The arc of triumph"
Dude! Sick!
And no, not "sick" as in MTV "sick", as in "Hey XZIBIT, this ride is sick, tripped out pimpin'". But sick as in "FUCKUH"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:56:51
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Originally posted by s_wrenn
"MTL"?
Montreal.
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
I'd like to get in on some of that "Birds and bees" stuff that all the young people are talking about these days.
young people. oh that made me laugh. young people. ha!
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:59:06
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Yeah, as in people younger than me, as in people 0 to 19.
Damn kids with their K-Fed and their Alice Cooper and their Red Skelton.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:03:07
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No fucking then? I thought not. Same as the rest of us.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:03:10
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Thanks for killing my post-coital glow, s_wrenn.
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:05:44
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I loved James Lipton receiting K fed lyrics on Conan. Classic
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:07:11
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No fucking then? I thought not. Same as the rest of us.
Not the same as sunburn man.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:07:20
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You guys on the Emerald Isle get Conan?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:09:51
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Oh my god, Homers, I just saw all your posts. My god.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:10:03
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YEAH! CNBC europe. There's a 3 day transition period from NBC to CNBC but we get it. The day after airing for Letterman and Jon Stewart.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:12:42
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Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No fucking then? I thought not. Same as the rest of us.
Not the same as sunburn man.
"The arc of triumph"
He da man!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:12:46
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You know what Canadian shows i love, Kenny Vs. Spenny and Trailer Park Boys. That's funny shit.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:14:43
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No one questions Sunburn Man. Not even his dermatologist!
He just can't stop getting his fuck on.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:36:32
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We don't actually call it the emerald isle. We tend to call it Funkytopia
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Sex or Immortality?
