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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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 Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:15:34
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Consider this:
Would you rather have sex non-stop for the rest of your life (say till you die in your 70's)
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Be immortal without ever having sex again.
No loop holes people.
Rules:
If you choose sex for life, you have to die in your 70's
If you choose immortality, you can't have sex. Why? eh... because your genitals were removed to make the...immortality potion...that you drink...Yeah! But your urethra remains intact so you can still piss. And no, you can't preform oral sex...because...the immortality is reversed by doing that.
The Immortality goes by Highlander rules. IE if your head gets cut off you die. So watch out for Clancy Brown!
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:19:22
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"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:22:14
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Do i have to have sex literally all the time? Can i do my other enjoyed activities like sleep, watch baseball, eat, laugh, play music and scour the internet? Because if so, totally sex - to quote Queen (something i don't say all that often) "who wants to live forever?"
-Brian
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:24:59
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Well, you could do it at least once a day. I mean come on, it's sex. It's not like getting kicked in the face or something. Although some people pay good money to get kicked in the face...............NOT THAT I'D KNOW!!!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:33:43
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I mean, i'd opt for sex 4, 5 times a day in this perfect utopia you present. I just wanted to make sure that i wasn't bedridden for the next 40+ years.
-Brian
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:38:22
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I'd choose sex, unless Dean or Brian chooses immortality and devotes his eternal life to maintaining and enriching my favorite website.
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 blackolero le only Frank Black / Pixies site 100% in français |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:40:38
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My utopia eh? Yes! I could become a dictator offering a sexual utopian society to all those who join me. Storming our opposers with hot steamy action. Invasions of other countries would become huge sexual innuendos.
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 07:13:44
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quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
I'd choose sex, unless Dean or Brian chooses immortality and devotes his eternal life to maintaining and enriching my favorite website.
HEY!!!!
forum ebook: end of miles |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 07:24:44
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
I'd choose sex, unless Dean, Brian or my beloved Tre chooses immortality and devotes his / her eternal life to maintaining and enriching my favorite website.
Thanks Froggie!
forum ebook: end of miles
You're welcome, Miss.
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blackolero le only Frank Black / Pixies site 100% in français |
Edited by - Frog in the Sand on 05/05/2006 07:25:02 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 08:23:02
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Immortality.
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I know. I would wait until they developed some technique to allow me to grow a new penis. Genetic therapy or something.
Then I would just stay away from oral sex.
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If/when I got tired of living, I could just go out with a bang.
*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
Edited by - ObfuscateByWill on 05/05/2006 09:09:09 |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 08:26:49
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 08:41:36
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immortality!
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:31:04
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That diagram doesn't look right.
Anywho, I would choose sex. Just not like ion that diagram.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:38:18
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Fuck yeah, now you're talking!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:40:42
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*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
Edited by - ObfuscateByWill on 05/05/2006 10:42:16 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:42:00
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Fuck yeah, now you're talking!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Whoa! I hope these helpful diagrams aren't leading certain people to boner central station. Next stop: Cum-ton, Population: You, buddy!!
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:44:33
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Why is it, no matter what happens in the world, Bob Geldof, Sting, or Bono always end up getting involved
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:51:31
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quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Fuck yeah, now you're talking!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Whoa! I hope these helpful diagrams aren't leading certain people to boner central station. Next stop: Cum-ton, Population: You, buddy!!
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
I just mean erm, like it looks more realistic....erm yeah, or something.
OK, I gotta go clean up.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:53:34
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have you been cooking Homers?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:55:30
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Creme Brulee.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 10:57:24
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Making a batch of "special sauce".
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:01:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Creme Brulee.
mmmmmm, sticky.
sex, btw.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:05:16
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The dude on the second diagram cracks me up. Just look at his sun-burned skin!
"The arc of triumph" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:10:54
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Yeah but he's having sex. Are you?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:13:06
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someone put some sort of maginifying/xray lens over his waist, super skin damage there.
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:24:50
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Homers_pet_monkey "Is mastrubation a house hold task?"
It shouldn't be a task, it should be a priviledge.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:24:51
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if you choose immortality can you still jerk off?
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:25:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Yeah but he's having sex. Are you?
It's gotta be painful for him though. Having a sun-burned penis and all...
....and no, I'm not 
"The arc of triumph" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:26:10
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
if you choose immortality can you still jerk off?
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur
No, read the rules up top. Your bits were used to make the immoratlity potion. FACT
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:34:44
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That's a different woman! What a guy!
"The arc of triumph" |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 11:36:16
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hmmmm, can you reach orgasm by prostate stimulation alone?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Sex or Immortality?
