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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
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Posted - 05/05/2006 :  17:54:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kinda like immortality, but not really.

http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.html

It's all true!


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fbc
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/05/2006 :  18:51:28  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Lloyd knew his Mother in Law would be dining with them and would savor the neck. He positioned his ax precisely, estimating just the right tolerances, to leave a generous neck bone, an ear and most of the brain stem."

Skillful blow my ass.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/05/2006 :  19:03:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think this would make for a great Frank Black song. A headless chicken alive for 18 months? Pure gold.(Solid Gold, even)


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/05/2006 :  20:26:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
While looking up "how to be immortal" in google, i cam across this religious culty thing. They're called the reconnections(sounds more like a name of a band to me)

http://www.reconnections.net/how_immortal.htm

http://www.reconnections.net/transmiss_hip_hopping.htm

http://www.reconnections.net/spirituality_and_sex_index.htm

"<end transmission>" Indeed.


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2006 :  04:39:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2006 :  13:23:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did someone say "erotic fruit"?
No?
Well here it is anyway:

http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/





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