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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
  
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/29/2006 : 13:30:36
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Mine is burning garden rubbish. I spent a couple of hours this afternoon burning hedge remains and thus satisfying my pyromaniac urges. Great fun, though I stink of smoke, have singed hair on my left arm and set my right glove alight. There's definitely something magical about fire. There were some stones at the bottom of the fire and they kept exploding as well.
So what's your favourite household task? Or we could just talk about fires and our innate pyromania.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 14:09:44
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Polluter!!!
My favorites are cooking if it's something I really like to eat. I do most of the cooking in my house. And I don't mind doing dishes if it means I can listen to the radio and not be on kid duty.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:07:21
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I can't think of anything mildly amusing to say.
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
 
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:18:54
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I mowed the lawn today. That's probably my favourite. I love the smell and the feel of the grass afterwards.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:46:39
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sorry llama but i really hate people who burn stuff in their garden, especially when the weather's good and you want to be outside without choking on some nobber's smoke. sorry... can't you just take it to a dump, or shred it all and puts it in a compost. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 19:36:55
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I'm sure this violates public health laws.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 20:13:36
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Is masturbation a household task?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
  
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 20:51:34
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Is masturbation a household task?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
i think the law states 'only if with said vacum'. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
  
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 22:48:49
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quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
sorry llama but i really hate people who burn stuff in their garden, especially when the weather's good and you want to be outside without choking on some nobber's smoke. sorry... can't you just take it to a dump, or shred it all and puts it in a compost.
I'm not offended, practically everyone burns their garden rubbish here. The nearest dump is a 30 mile round trip, and I'd have had to make at least 2 journeys to get rid of all the rubbish. I could have fly-tipped it, but them walls have eyes. Neighbour was away too.
Many houses round here have solid fuel fires, so not dissimilar. Have I mentioned how much ifun it was yet:)
Cutting the grass is pretty good too, that's todays job.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 06:45:02
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If I had a garden my fave household task would surely be a outdoor thing. But in my apartment, I'd say ironing, cause it's the one task that allows me to watch Stade 2 (sports program) at the same time. Or if I have a new CD, I put it on and can concentrate on it while ironing. (I hate cooking for the same reason (among others): I can't hear the music from the kitchen)
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
   
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 07:15:01
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Cooking and cleaning windows
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
 
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 08:49:37
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I don't consider cooking a household task.
washing the toilets. with no glove and my toothbrush. I like it shiny. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
  
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 08:59:23
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yeah, yeah guys, but what about fire??!!
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 09:37:17
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I like polishing my knob. By which I mean I like rubbing my 'door-opener' to a shine!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 11:06:19
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Is masturbation a household task?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I don't remember posting this? I don't even remember this topic.
I would say cooking.
Whilst masturbating.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
  
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 11:56:52
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Is masturbation a household task?
I don't remember posting this? I don't even remember this topic.
I would say cooking.
Whilst masturbating.
*devastated*
remind me never to eat your mayonnaise
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2006 : 05:28:07
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Or my sour cream.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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