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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
 Posted - 09/11/2005 : 16:47:47
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What a sports weekend. College ball, US Open, NFL. Nascar. The UT Ohio State game was great, then the Cowboys game was phenomenal. Roy Williams hits like a frigging freight train.
I'm gonna go pump some iron.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1462 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 17:39:34
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how much can you bench?
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 17:49:47
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I met Bo Diddley today.
Nice old guy.
*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 19:08:10
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quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
how much can you bench?
450 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:04:26
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Question.
Hubby is very nervous and a bit scared.
He goes in for the big V tomorrow.
What can I possibly say to ease his mind?
What would you want your wife to say?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:17:08
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The wife can say "I went thru labor, you can go thru this."
The wife can also say "You do this and you never ever have to wear a condom again."
If all else fails the wife can tell him it's outpatient surgery and he should stop being such a big baby.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:24:47
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Hehe, I did tell him that we can have all the sex when its done.
Well not right after but you know what I mean.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:35:35
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The night after my best friend had his, I filled in for him at work and I called him to play "Great Balls of Fire" for him over the phone. He didn't think it was funny. Apparently, there's some stinging or something.
Carolyn, I commend you for so capably changing around the vibe of the men's locker room.Used to be, I was afraid to come in here, what with all the belching and towel-snapping. It's not so intimidating now that we can talk about vasectomies.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 12:29:49
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Is getting a vasectomy really that scary? (I'm actually asking for real here, not trying to imply that anyone who thinks it's scary is a wuss or anything. Everyone knows I'm the wussiest guy on Earth anyway.)
Oh, by the way, <belch>.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 12:31:38
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| *Flushes toilet* See, VoVat? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 12:33:22
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Since you asked...
www.my-vasectomy.com
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 13:01:41
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Excuse me girls.
  
Who's in? |
Edited by - darwin on 09/14/2005 13:03:06 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 13:06:49
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Deal me in, darwin, and prepare to lose.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 13:32:17
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A question for floopie:
Can you get out there in California Cabot Bacon Cheddar cheese?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 09:23:36
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i think i've seen that before. not sure..
can you hand me some of that itch powder?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 09:55:04
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for your taint? or your crabs?
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1462 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2006 : 19:53:33
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how bout those SEAHAWKS!! and their fans!! unbelievable! long time coming. i've been a HAWKS fans since the days of steve largent. been a long painful road. last year when our little girl was born i had to sneak out of our hospital room to see the end of the HAWKS&RAMS game only too see a seattle receiver drop the ball in the enzone to lose the game with a few seconds left.
anyone get laid this weekend?
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 06:18:08
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how about them STEELERS! as a pittsburgh college boy, this makes me happy. bring it on fuman.
-Brian
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 10:44:36
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quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
anyone get laid this weekend?
No. Tonight's looking good, though. |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1462 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 18:21:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
how about them STEELERS! as a pittsburgh college boy, this makes me happy. bring it on fuman.
-Brian
the steelers will be looking like a dirty sanchez once the seacocks are done with them!
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
anyone get laid this weekend?
No. Tonight's looking good, though.
good stuff BLT! sounds like the single guys had another weekend of "jackin the beanstalk"!
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 19:43:08
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My money's on the Steelers (sorry fu). I'm gonna bet some serious jack and then blow it all on liquor and whores.
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1462 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2006 : 14:57:24
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very disappointing superabounder. it makes me sad that you will be getting no liquor and whores after pittsburg loses.
here’s a good clip from the man show. i think the kid may be sir rock?
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=180
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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