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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5448 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  08:09:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:
Originally posted by darwin

quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

To satisfy that woman...

__________
This is the war and not the warning.



Satisfy the woman?



Yeesh, first insects are animals, picky picky picky...

__________
This is the war and not the warning.



I wasn't correcting grammar. I was just confused by the talk of satisfying the woman.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  08:15:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ack, its bad, my dad listened to too much david wilcox back in the day.
Laying Pipe is a song.

__________
This is the war and not the warning.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  18:50:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got some St pauli girl... haven't had it in awhile... it's fuckin good... much better than some hippy psy IPA crap


... You Know What to Do
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  19:00:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i don't take beer advice from someone who drinks OE
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  20:50:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
then you don't belong in the men's locker room


... You Know What to Do
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  21:11:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i drank OE in high school, sure. when it was cool to go to parties "brown bagging" a 40. OE. King Cobra. Colt 45. all that shit beer.

that was also around the time that i spent a lot of time skateboarding, vandalizing things and playing immature practical jokes.. ie. when i was a boy

but now that i'm a man i've grown out of those activities and moved on to mature, man-like behavior..

hence, i belive it is you, LBF, who don't belong in the men's locker room.


but hey, BLT just left. let's put Vick's Vapo Rub in his underwear

Edited by - floop on 06/01/2005 21:17:20
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  21:33:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm starting to think people from France or Canada have more sense than people from California...

OE is OE, it makes you sick, you brown bag it, it's a cheap high. If youre too good for an OE, you shouldn't be drinking.

I like the german and dutch form of beer, better than IPA and other hippie west coast freedom beers

Floop, I think we need to settle this ont he golf course, I'll even let you borrow my clubs


I know you putt from the rough, so bring your own putter


... You Know What to Do
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  21:42:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i think we need to settle this on the pong table.

beer pong that is. and no OE


by the way, IPA has more alcohol than regular beer. maybe that's why you can't handle it.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2005 :  21:47:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it has more alcohol cause you can only drink 3 beers

isn't there any game you have an advantage at?

maybe putt putt or bumper pool

youre too psy for OE, maybe YOU don't belong in the me's locker room =)

lick my balls


... You Know What to Do
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  06:50:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rita

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by floop

rita, you can hang out in here as long as you understand that, being in here, girl on girl,



That's what you should have said.


I guess floop WAS right!




What do you mean Homer?

here I am again...I know you love it!

(floop, get dressed)



I could be wrong
I could be right




I meant if the females of the forum are gonna come here then they need to get it on with each other. Them's the rules, I don't make them, they've been here since the dawn of time.


I guess floop WAS right!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  14:39:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
youre too psy for OE, maybe YOU don't belong in the me's locker room =)



i started drinking OE when your mom was still changing your diapers. ie. about a year ago
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2005 :  16:22:27  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I prefer UE. As in the income tax schedule for reimbursable business expenses.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2005 :  10:02:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
taxes are gay
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2005 :  11:20:54  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I didn't know taxes had a sexual orientation. Then again, Republicans do hate both, so you might be on to something.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2005 :  00:15:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That Agassi vs Blake match was fucking awesome.

I couldn't believe it.

It looked like Andre was washed up, then he came back with percision and strategy. Amazing.

I was sreaming at every point like there were fifty people in the room watching it with me, but it was just me and my cats.

That had to be the shortest 5 set match ever in the quarters

I felt high as shit after that match I didn't even use drugs.

I still think Federer is unbeatable


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2005 :  07:48:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i was watching Lingerie Hour instead..

then i made myself some food with a bunch of left overs i had. i just threw a bunch of stuff in a pot, heated it up and ate it out of the pot (why bother moving the food to another plate?)
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  00:33:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it looks like there's another men's locker room around the corner. WHAT THE FUCK!! let's go put jock itch in their panties.

yes, that blake-agassi match was unreal. maybe andre will stop by later. i'd love to see him face federer in the final and lay beatings to him.


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  13:06:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
so what's everyone doing tonight? i'm gonna get seriously fucked up!! going to a old hockey bud's wedding. it's gonna be out of control.

it's 3:00 in the afternoon right now. is it too early to crack open a beer? did i just say that.

so anyways, i got a new killer boombox- it's like at least 10,000 watts!!

here's my new mix cd that we can start things off with:

acdc - big balls
ted nugent- wang dang sweet poontang
john spencer blues explosion- full grown
rage against the machine - killing in the name
bad brains - kick out the jams
the stooges - search and destroy
fb&c's - all of pistolero

feel free to add you own personal taste to the music selection but please no mariah carey.


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  14:07:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru

so what's everyone doing tonight?



i'm still not sure yet, but whatever i do i hope it involves headbutting.

here are some things i know i WON'T be doing toinght:


- changing diapers
- watching YA YA SISTERHOOD
- being sober


how bout you married guys? BLT? darwin?
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  14:25:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
headbutting is fuckin awesome.

i was worried for a second that no one wanted to chat it up with me. do i smell? is it the music in the locker room?

i just changed a diaper. haven't watched ya ya sisterhood. if i ever do watch it with the mrs i'll earn enough points to watch 7 hours of nfl in a row. grandma and gramps are coming over tonight to take care of the little one. the mrs is driving tonight. how she going.


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  14:27:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hey floopy. how's the new girlfriend? is she into bone machine?


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  14:37:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Does your mom like the Dirty Sanchez?

yes, she does like the pixies..

so, are there going to be any hot chicks at this wedding or what?
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  15:06:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop



so, are there going to be any hot chicks at this wedding or what?



Does your mom like the Dirty Sanchez?

yes, there are going to be so many not chicks there tonight! it's gonna be out of control! you should have seen at the wedding social. bone machine requests all night long! a wedding social you ask? it's crazy. it's a pre wedding fundraiser that the wedding party organizes and is very popular in manitoba. they rent you a hall, sell tickets to everyone they know ($10/ticket), sell copious amounts of alcohol, get people to donate prizes and then these are raffled off. one insanely huge party and all the profits go to the upcoming bride and groom.

well, the mrs is calling me to get out of the locker room. time to go. i'll save you guys the trouble......

P-whipped!


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5448 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  15:23:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru

so what's everyone doing tonight?



i'm still not sure yet, but whatever i do i hope it involves headbutting.

here are some things i know i WON'T be doing toinght:


- changing diapers
- watching YA YA SISTERHOOD
- being sober


how bout you married guys? BLT? darwin?



I have a very manly evening scheduled:

1) coach 8 year old girls in soccer
2) have dinner with the parents of my daughter's friend
3) watch the Red Sox play the Yankees

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  19:30:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*sneaking in here to post Hunter Thompson's suicide note, which seems like something that belongs in the men's locker room. skedaddling out now before the testosterone gets to me*


Football Season Is Over

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax - This won't hurt.



Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  19:56:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit.
Hank Aaron


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1484 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2005 :  21:51:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kat, did he commit suicide? I was unaware of that.




"Timmy, do you like movies about Gladiators?"
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5448 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  00:35:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

*sneaking in here to post Hunter Thompson's suicide note, which seems like something that belongs in the men's locker room.


What?? Men like suicide notes?
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WrongtimeCapsule
- FB Fan -

8 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  00:42:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
he should have got the NFL channel.

*blinking lights*
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  11:45:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
things i am likely to be doing today:


- drinking directly from the milk carton
- barbecuing large slabs of meat
- drinking (lots of) beer
- arm wrestling


things i will not be doing today:


- putting the toilet seat back down after urinating
- cleaning the bathroom
- eating tofu
- shaving
- showering
- wiping

Edited by - floop on 09/10/2005 11:51:15
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  13:35:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

things i will not be doing today:

- wiping



Nose and arse?!
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  15:32:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
k- that was very thoughtful of you but if you plan on stopping by please bring some beer.

what a great sports weekend. don't feel guilty at all for being so hung over. perfect excuse for lying on the couch all day. glad to see agasis won. hewitt is looking pretty good right now.

then tomorrow- non stop nfl, read old man's posts. hey, and you never know- maybe he can convince the man to stop by the locker room for a beer. if he did, it would be a bummer for the ladies since they aren't allowed in. (unless they are bringing beer or taking off their cloths.)


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  15:37:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Since you asked for naked beer delivery, Fu, here you go:




Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2005 :  15:44:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
thats not was i was thinking of but good for a nice chuckle nonetheless. i think thats speedy and cult on the snowmobile.


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1461 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2005 :  10:38:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
FUCK!! 1st play off the game- the seahawks return the kickoff for 30 yards then fumble. pathetic.

seattle is my team. ever since the days of steve largent. i have been so faithful but it has been a long and painful journey. i like to call them the seacocks.

this better not be an omen to their entire season.

GO SEACOCKS!!

someone get me a beer. actually get me a 2-4.


"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
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