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Llamadance
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  23:58:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  01:21:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

btw, is "chocolate" still Catalan slang for hash,
like it was when I lived in Barcelona?


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Yes, it is. But it's more a spanish expression than catalan.


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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  01:23:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop
[br"do you want chocolate or vanilla?".. it's an "either/or" question.

"Or", but not "Xor".


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Cheeseman1000
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Iceland
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  01:28:22  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

I would say vanilla and chocolate are complements, rather than opposites.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.



Exact opposites!

And let's set the record straight on white chocolate:
it is not chocolate, all the cocoa's been taken out, and what's the point of that?


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics

To be fair, the opinions of someone who doesn't like bread are far from trustworthy or valid.


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Newo
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Spain
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  02:46:10  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 05/19/2005 : 02:20:32
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Why would chocolate be unhealthy?




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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  07:22:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

I would say vanilla and chocolate are complements, rather than opposites.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.



Exact opposites!

And let's set the record straight on white chocolate:
it is not chocolate, all the cocoa's been taken out, and what's the point of that?


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



But they are both sweet. Surley it's opposite has to be savory/sour.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  09:33:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good chocolate is not supposed to be sweet. It's a sad
fact of life that millions upon millions of people throughout
the world consider "chocolate" sugary, degraded junk
that is low in cocoa and high in additives. Good chocolate
(i.e. real, preferrably Belgian chocolate) should leave
a delightfully tart, nay bitter, taste in your mouth.

P.S. for Xavi: Again with the Colonialist attitude. Spanish
this, Spanish that. Soc Catala!!!!!!!!


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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  09:52:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Belgian chocolate is overrated.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  10:02:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Them's fighting words, jediroller!!!!!!!!!!!


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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  10:54:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Me? Colonialist? Tu no saps amb qui estàs xerrant, nina...


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  11:08:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Isn't it "nena"?


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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  11:39:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Balearic dialect.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  11:48:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sexy! I only know the Barcelona one, I guess.
Boy, I should come visit one of these days, Xavi.
I'd love to.


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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  12:04:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Without cheap wine this time.

You'll have a room for you here. I've got no free beds, but we can always share one


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  12:14:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh my, Xavi, that's not the Spanish hospitality I remember!
And how embarrassing for me that you remember that I spent
three days in Mallorca sick on cheap-ass wine.


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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =

USA
607 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  12:21:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You know when I first read the subject of this thread and didn't read that it had to be a food item.....I thought, Chalk.

I guess you could eat it if you really wanted to.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  12:38:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jediroller

Belgian chocolate is overrated.


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I agree. And chocolate should be sweet.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  14:21:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bitter! Chocolate should be bitter otherwise it's not
chocolate!


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  14:26:40  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm with you on this one Kathryn -the bread eaters can keep their sweet nothing pretend chocolate, give me the dark intense stuff.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  14:37:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The voice of reason once again speaks.


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  14:38:22  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I fear it fall on deaf ears here.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  14:40:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what? can't hear.. too busy eating delicious bread.. mmmmmmmmmm. breeeeeeaaaaahahddd.
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darwin
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USA
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  14:46:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like dark chocolate but recently bought some stuff that was ridiculously high % of cocoa. The stuff was inedible.
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  15:18:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What percentage are we talking about here, darwin?
Anything under 80 is not worth it.




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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  18:20:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I once bought a 99% chocolate. It tasted like dust.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  18:55:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You people are killing me.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  04:16:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No that bitter chocolate is killing you.


I guess floop WAS right!

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 05/21/2005 04:16:20
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  10:16:05  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Your tastebuds must be dead. Can't be eating it properly.

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darwin
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USA
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  12:12:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It was 85% cocoa and it ended up in my trashcan.

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darwin
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USA
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  12:15:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

Your tastebuds must be dead. Can't be eating it properly.



I'm putting it in my mouth and chewing it with my teeth. How should I be doing it? <keep it clean>
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  12:25:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Looks like you freaks are outnumbered. Now go and buy some Cadbury's Dairy Milk and taste some real chocolate.


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Llamadance
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  12:54:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Better chuck my tuppence in for the dark chocolate 'freaks'. It really is so much better than milk. Maybe the opposite of real chocolate is milk chocolate......

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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  13:04:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Give it up, there's still not enough of you.


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Llamadance
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  13:13:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Give yourself to the Dark Side.

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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  14:34:34  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

Your tastebuds must be dead. Can't be eating it properly.



I'm putting it in my mouth and chewing it with my teeth. How should I be doing it? <keep it clean>



What do you mean keep it clean? Frankly I'm hurt, we're talking chocolate here - this is serious stuff. You never chew, you suck slowly letting it melt in your mouth so that you can fully appreciate both the texture and intense intoxicating flavour.

And Homer - how you can call Cadbury's Dairy Milk soap "chocolate" makes me wonder how you can sleep at night.

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