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Llamadance
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  02:13:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hmmmm? I'm going for celery.

Opposites are usually similar in some ways. ie Up and down are directions, black and white are colours. So I guess it has to be a foodstuff, but all humorous and not so humourous thoughts gratefully received.

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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  02:15:12  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Something that is healthy for you, has no taste and will make you feel depressed.
I go for a cucumber.


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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  02:20:32  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Why would chocolate be unhealthy?


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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  06:33:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cheese?


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Llamadance
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  06:58:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
choc and cheese??

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Carolynanna
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  07:30:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

Why would chocolate be unhealthy?


Denis

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I did hear that a piece of dark chocolate a day can actually be good for you.

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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  07:31:38  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Same principle as wine - a little is good, a lot is bad. Simple really, Denis, I'm surprised you didn't get that.


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vilainde
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  07:33:01  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Wine is unhealthy? Gee, you still have a lot to learn in your French lessons...


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  07:35:57  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What happened to "moderation is a myth"?

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  07:36:09  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Considering it's French language, yes. I wouldn't want to end up an actual Frenchman...


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vilainde
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  07:40:46  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You should consider it though, if only for the money you'd save on soap.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  08:20:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
vanilla?
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  09:17:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Life is not worth living without wine and chocolate, often
in that combination. Also, only red wine and only black
(80 percent plus) chocolate. White wine and white chocolate
are not real wine or chocolate.

Sorry, what was the topic?


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Carolynanna
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  09:22:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

vanilla?



Well doesn't that seem obvious.
I didn't think of that.

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darwin
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  11:01:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

Hmmmm? I'm going for celery.



Looking only at the title celery was my guess too. Eating celery actually burns more calories than you receive, unlike chocolate.

Dark chocolate is suppose to be good for your heart, like wine (and dark grape juice).
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kathryn
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  11:31:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You heard it from a scientist, people! I am not merely binging on chocolate,
I am helping my heart. Now pass the fermented dark grape juice!


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VoVat
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  11:59:14  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Anti-chocolate



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whoreatthedoor
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  12:08:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  12:26:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hilarious! Where'd you find that, Whore?


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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  12:40:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:
Originally posted by floop

vanilla?



Well doesn't that seem obvious.
I didn't think of that.

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TOO similar I think.


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whoreatthedoor
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  13:06:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Googling for celery.

I'm too lazy to pick up my dictionary. I just have to raise my arm but...


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kathryn
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  13:22:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
btw, is "chocolate" still Catalan slang for hash,
like it was when I lived in Barcelona?


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VoVat
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  15:06:16  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I would say vanilla and chocolate are complements, rather than opposites.



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floop
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  15:10:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

I would say vanilla and chocolate are complements, rather than opposites.



always the diplomat aren't you?

i think chocolate and vanilla are mortal enemies. what else can divide people so completely? "do you want chocolate or vanilla?".. it's an "either/or" question.

and don't talk to me about chocolate/vanilla swirl. that's just unnatural.. and why would anybody want vanilla in their chocolage ice cream?
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NimrodsSon
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USA
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  15:32:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't know the opposite of chocolate, but I suppose the opposite of brown chocolate would be white chocolate. Fuck chocolate, though! Carob is the way to go.


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Llamadance
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  15:36:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You get Neapolitan ice cream though, which has chocolate/vanilla & strawberry all together.

Whore, that pic is great:)

And Kathryn, you're right, there are few combinations in life as perfect as a good red wine and dark chocolate.

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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  15:41:10  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

You should consider it though, if only for the money you'd save on soap.


Denis

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I'll be honest, this is the funniest thing I heard all day.


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VoVat
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  15:41:43  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
always the diplomat aren't you?


Well, I DO get immunity that way.

Neapolitan proves that chocolate and vanilla CAN exist in harmony. Well, except the kind where the three flavors are all mixed together. Then it's WAR.



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BLT
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  16:01:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

What's the opposite of chocolate?


Poop.


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VoVat
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  16:30:06  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
What about pee, then?



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BLT
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  16:36:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No pee. Poop.
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TRANSMARINE
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USA
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  16:38:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what's the opposite of chocolate? My latest thread.

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VoVat
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  16:53:39  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Maybe coffee is the opposite of chocolate.



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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  18:10:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

I would say vanilla and chocolate are complements, rather than opposites.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.



Exact opposites!

And let's set the record straight on white chocolate:
it is not chocolate, all the cocoa's been taken out, and what's the point of that?


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Carl
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Ireland
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  18:12:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Would anyone like a nice bar of 'white'? ;)
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VoVat
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Posted - 05/19/2005 :  19:31:31  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
They could just call it "white candy," I guess.



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