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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2005 : 17:52:56
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quote: Originally posted by Surfer Rosa What do you mean keep it clean? Frankly I'm hurt, we're talking chocolate here - this is serious stuff. You never chew, you suck slowly letting it melt in your mouth so that you can fully appreciate both the texture and intense intoxicating flavour.
Ummm, I think I may be heading to the Dark side. See you later guys. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2005 : 09:00:06
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Thank you for fighting the good fight in my absence, Surfer. You, too, Llamadance. I was away from home for a couple of days, slowly savoring the intense taste of dark Belgian chocolate.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2005 : 19:11:01
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quote: Originally posted by darwin
quote: Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Can't be eating it properly.
I'm putting it in my mouth and chewing it with my teeth.
darwin, I would never criticize a fellow forumite, especially not someone I respect as much as I do you, what with your attentive parenting, not to mention your award-winning bird research and your "add-on" coital skills. But, jeez, Surfer's right: you don't chew chocolate! That is such an anti-aesthetics American attitude and one I hope you will put behind you now that you know to savor and let melt in your mouth the smallerst, darkest bit of cocoa goodness you can find.
Again, don't take this as a personal attack. I am merely pitying you for all the years you have wasted chewing milk chocolate.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 00:00:15
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My "add-on" skills are overrated.
Let me set the record straight: I prefer dark chocolate, but 85% cocoa is going too far. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 08:19:56
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I think it's kind of cute that you guys think that you are right.
Mmmmmmmm.
I guess floop WAS right!
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 08:23:34
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mmmm dairy milk is good cos its baaadd, but green and black maya gold dark chocolate is nice too, but i like the cheap stuff...used to love milky bars till i found out about nestles evilness, and i have since been found sniffing someone elses milkeybar wrapper more than once |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:34:03
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The Milky Bars are on me!
I guess floop WAS right!
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 05/23/2005 09:35:18 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:39:37
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darwin, that's nonesense! 85 percent is starting to be in the right neighborhood. btw, you never quite explained what the "add-on" is, thereby leaving it to our dirty imaginations.
Homers, I am just going to ignore you and your wimpy milk chocolate.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:46:37
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It's good ya?
I guess floop WAS right!
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:49:11
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BANNED!
Oh let it linger |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:53:57
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I agree, 85%+ chocolate should be banned.
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:55:50
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Ruski porn? That's what you have to bolster your case? Laughable!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:59:05
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You have nothing to bolster your case.
I guess floop WAS right!
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 05/23/2005 09:59:39 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 10:06:05
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I'm a drama queen? I'm annoying?
Forget it, I won't ask you to check you email.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 10:24:11
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No it doesn't say that you are annoying. Read it again properly.
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 10:26:38
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I'm sorry, aren't I too big a flake to be spoken to by the likes of fancy-pants you? And, fine, don't check your email.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 10:33:21
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A
f-l-a-k-e
i-s
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c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e
b-a-r
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 10:45:04
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Not a real chocolate bar since I've never heard of it before. So you're saying you were not calling me a flake?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 10:51:52
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Exactly. Jeez you are hard work sometimes.
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 11:14:48
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You're a saint! Why do you put up with me?
*hangs head in shame*
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 12:11:21
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Chocolate, in its natural state, is bitter. I prefer sweet milk chocolate, but I don't consider myself a huge chocolate lover. For what it's worth, I don't like coffee, either. I guess I'm not a fan of bitter foodstuffs.
Anyway, I think I've come up with the actual opposite of chocolate: tofu.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 12:15:07
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Ooooh good one.
I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 12:25:19
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I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 16:49:18
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Hmmm… I like both milk chocolate and dark chocolate but I've been told that chocolate preference is actually genetic… That some nations usually, in average, prefer milk choc. and others dark choc.… Don't know if there's any truth in it though. Could be just a matter of habit. I believe we have some genetics experts round here somewhere, yes?
[edit] oh man another typo... it's "genetics experts" not "genetic experts"... though I'm sure some of you were already born with all the knowledge of this universe... |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 16:57:41
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Wait... it takes a geneticist to tell you what tastes best?
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 17:01:05
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No, he explains why it tastes best. [edit] Duh. |
Edited by - ElevatorLady on 05/23/2005 17:02:39 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2005 : 17:45:05
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I wonder if there's a gender connection here. Are women more likely to enjoy dark chocolate?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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