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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/21/2005 :  17:52:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
What do you mean keep it clean? Frankly I'm hurt, we're talking chocolate here - this is serious stuff. You never chew, you suck slowly letting it melt in your mouth so that you can fully appreciate both the texture and intense intoxicating flavour.



Ummm, I think I may be heading to the Dark side. See you later guys.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2005 :  09:00:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thank you for fighting the good fight in my absence, Surfer.
You, too, Llamadance. I was away from home for a couple
of days, slowly savoring the intense taste of dark Belgian chocolate.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2005 :  19:11:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

Can't be eating it properly.



I'm putting it in my mouth and chewing it with my teeth.



darwin, I would never criticize a fellow forumite, especially not
someone I respect as much as I do you, what with your
attentive parenting, not to mention your award-winning bird research and your "add-on" coital skills. But, jeez, Surfer's right:
you don't chew chocolate! That is such an anti-aesthetics
American attitude and one I hope you will put behind you
now that you know to savor and let melt in your mouth
the smallerst, darkest bit of cocoa goodness you can find.

Again, don't take this as a personal attack. I am merely pitying
you for all the years you have wasted chewing milk chocolate.


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  00:00:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My "add-on" skills are overrated.

Let me set the record straight: I prefer dark chocolate, but 85% cocoa is going too far.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  08:19:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think it's kind of cute that you guys think that you are right.



Mmmmmmmm.


I guess floop WAS right!
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  08:23:34  Show Profile  Visit zub_the_goat's Homepage  Click to see zub_the_goat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
mmmm dairy milk is good cos its baaadd, but green and black maya gold dark chocolate is nice too, but i like the cheap stuff...used to love milky bars till i found out about nestles evilness, and i have since been found sniffing someone elses milkeybar wrapper more than once
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/23/2005 :  09:34:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Milky Bars are on me!




I guess floop WAS right!

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 05/23/2005 09:35:18
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  09:39:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
darwin, that's nonesense! 85 percent is starting to be in the right neighborhood. btw, you never quite explained what the "add-on" is, thereby leaving it to our dirty imaginations.

Homers, I am just going to ignore you and your wimpy
milk chocolate.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  09:46:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's good ya?




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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  09:49:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
BANNED!


Oh let it linger
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  09:53:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I agree, 85%+ chocolate should be banned.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  09:55:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ruski porn? That's what you have to bolster your case? Laughable!


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  09:59:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You have nothing to bolster your case.




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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 05/23/2005 09:59:39
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:06:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm a drama queen? I'm annoying?

Forget it, I won't ask you to check you email.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:24:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No it doesn't say that you are annoying. Read it again properly.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:26:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm sorry, aren't I too big a flake to be spoken to by
the likes of fancy-pants you? And, fine, don't check your
email.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:33:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A

f-l-a-k-e

i-s

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c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e

b-a-r


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:45:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not a real chocolate bar since I've never heard of it
before. So you're saying you were not calling me a
flake?


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:51:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Exactly. Jeez you are hard work sometimes.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  11:14:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You're a saint! Why do you put up with me?

*hangs head in shame*


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:11:21  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Chocolate, in its natural state, is bitter. I prefer sweet milk chocolate, but I don't consider myself a huge chocolate lover. For what it's worth, I don't like coffee, either. I guess I'm not a fan of bitter foodstuffs.

Anyway, I think I've come up with the actual opposite of chocolate: tofu.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:15:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ooooh good one.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:25:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =

385 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  16:49:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hmmm… I like both milk chocolate and dark chocolate but I've been told that chocolate preference is actually genetic… That some nations usually, in average, prefer milk choc. and others dark choc.… Don't know if there's any truth in it though. Could be just a matter of habit. I believe we have some genetics experts round here somewhere, yes?

[edit] oh man another typo... it's "genetics experts" not "genetic experts"... though I'm sure some of you were already born with all the knowledge of this universe...

Edited by - ElevatorLady on 05/23/2005 16:56:34
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  16:57:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wait... it takes a geneticist to tell you what tastes best?


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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =

385 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  17:01:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, he explains why it tastes best.
[edit] Duh.

Edited by - ElevatorLady on 05/23/2005 17:02:39
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/25/2005 :  17:45:05  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I wonder if there's a gender connection here. Are women more likely to enjoy dark chocolate?



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