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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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 Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:32:18
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Originally posted by kathryn
Well, I have bigger worries. I just caught some of the Paris Hilton sex tape for the first time.
She should keep her day job.
it wasn't a very happy looking blowjob, was it? almost like she was posing for his penis. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:34:15
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I didn't get the blowjob. I got other stuff. She looked uncomfortable and shy
and plain stupid. She's a bad actress and/or not comfortable with sex and herself.
She ought to stick to her job, whatever that is.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Edited by - kathryn on 06/25/2005 18:56:11 |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:37:04
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make love not porn
" I gave my ham to the Devil " |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:37:17
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i have a personal theory that that tape was a cleverly orchestrated ploy to further increase her celebrity (a la Pamela Anderson)..
BECAUSE, if you look at the tape (as i have).. it's very soft core. it's all dark and obscured.. it's not like there hardcore penetration or anything
i think i should be posting in the Speculation thread |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:37:29
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If you're gonna make porn, make good porn
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:38:07
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I didn't get the blowjob. I got other stuff. She looked uncomfortable and shy
and plain stupid. She's a really bad actress and/or not comfortable with sex and herself.
i think "vacant" is the word you're looking for |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:39:08
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| for people who hate Paris Hilton so much, you guys sure pay a lot of attention to her "work" |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:39:18
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ok you're right.
this in response to the "make good porn" line
" I gave my ham to the Devil " |
Edited by - danjersey on 06/25/2005 18:41:31 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:40:37
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I am right.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:41:22
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:42:24
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:42:29
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i'm not looking
" I gave my ham to the Devil " |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:42:58
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Damnit, I can't get my free preview. What's the matter with that site?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:43:44
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:47:35
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is that for Kathryn? it does have a calming effect.
" I gave my ham to the Devil " |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 18:51:32
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Nothing calms me but the Frank.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 20:12:41
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| is that an innuendo line from the paris sex tape? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 20:24:12
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She ought to stick to her job, whatever that is.
Making sure her dad doesn't cut her out of the will?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:25:38
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Quite a weird blowjob, isn't it?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:28:04
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OK. I finally managed to view it. It's plain dumb.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 00:17:39
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Does it mean another video?
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 15:43:24
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Maybe I should revive my McDave sigatar?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 17:05:05
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 20:57:18
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i heard today that a britney spears porn is making the rounds. if it does actually surface i'd like to bet $5 that her husband keeps his socks on while they're getting it done.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 21:03:45
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| what's wrong with not taking your socks off? |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 21:06:41
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i'm starting to see you in a whole new light.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 21:08:28
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 21:10:07
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i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 21:12:28
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 21:24:40
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i'd watch it.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
Edited by - dayanara on 10/06/2005 21:34:17 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 21:34:12
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i'm so happy this thread is still going strong..
i think Paris Hilton gets a bad rap for being "trasy" or "slutty" and all those nasty things people say about her. it's not fair
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Edited by - floop on 10/07/2005 07:43:23 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
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