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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  03:48:15  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

it's only her personality that makes her seem ugly..

once you get past that (as i can, becasue i've trained myself in these sorts of things), she's actually pretty attractive



Even if I could get past her personality, I'd need intensive training to ignore this





Sometimes you're the windshield / Sometimes you're the bug
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =

USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  08:22:29  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

you know what, i just said that as a joke.. to rile people up.

the funny thing is, i never said i thought she was hot. and she's really not even my type. i don't think anyone even understood my point (except for the gentlemen here who admitted that they would have intercourse with her)..

i'm not arguing that i think she's so hot. i'm just arguing that she is NOT ugly.. it's only her personality that makes her seem ugly..

once you get past that (as i can, becasue i've trained myself in these sorts of things), she's actually pretty attractive

Indeed, floop is right. But I could never get past her personality. I'm not one to easily place mind over matter. Matter is merely an earthen machine.

I'm missing the point, aren't I? But if it weren't, then yeah, I could have sexual relations.

Edited by - IceCream on 05/21/2005 08:24:32
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chickenwithtwoheads
= Cult of Ray =

Netherlands
391 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  09:19:04  Show Profile  Visit chickenwithtwoheads's Homepage  Click to see chickenwithtwoheads's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I love that watch she's wearing here (NSFW):

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/paris/Paris-Hilton-NWS-.jpg


I'm tall, I'm Dutch, and Kathryn is still married to her wine connaisseur
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  09:30:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it's not always easy to be right, but it does feel good
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  12:18:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chickenwithtwoheads

I love that watch she's wearing here (NSFW):

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/paris/Paris-Hilton-NWS-.jpg


I'm tall, I'm Dutch, and Kathryn is still married to her wine connaisseur



Looks like the draft blew the door open.


I guess floop WAS right!
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  21:50:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chickenwithtwoheads

I love that watch she's wearing here (NSFW):

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/paris/Paris-Hilton-NWS-.jpg

it's all about the 'tude
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:56:38  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Hey no Nicks allowed.


But it's just the masculine version of the same name!



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  10:59:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No buts.


I guess floop WAS right!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:48:42  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
What about ifs and ands?



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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George42
- FB Fan -

USA
188 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  13:12:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
she's hot. end of discussion.

I'm a humble guy with healthy desire
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  13:57:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well that's an interesting new perspective.


I guess floop WAS right!
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  14:39:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like what David Cross had to say about The Simple Life:

"I saw the ad for electric scissors during an episode of The Simple Life, which is a show that glorifies these two rich, giggling cunts who have no respect for anybody -- just vile people, awful human beings who get away with everything because they're rich...and then the blonde one'll blow you, apparently. But here's the thing: I saw that ad for electric scissors during one of the highest-rated shows in America, about these two rich fuckin' mean pieces of shit, and I vowed that I'm gonna retain that image every time I hear President Bush say 'The terrorists hate our freedom.' You know what? I hate our freedom. Me. Little old me, I'm an American (and) I fuckin' hate it. We are assholes, man."


Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey.
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Hatchetman
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
234 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  14:45:13  Show Profile  Visit Hatchetman's Homepage  Click to see Hatchetman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I'd have a bash...

Ade


As the air conditioner hummed....
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  23:08:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He sure sounds Cross.


Wot di fuk?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2005 :  17:49:17  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
David Cross is an asset to our great nation. Unlike the subject of this thread.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2005 :  17:59:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
she obvously has no respect for herself, so that is sad. hopefully she'll feel better about her self one day.

floop... the pic on page one with her an nicole r. i hate that photo. She's abusing the daisy image. lol
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2005 :  19:04:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

David Cross is an asset to our great nation. Unlike the subject of this thread.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.



she is a great asset to our Nation

heeeheaheahehaeheaehehehahehaehaeheeeahhehhehahheaeehahhehehahhh!!!!!!!!!
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2005 :  12:27:08  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
i just read that paris is about to get married to latsis'(a greek tycoon and among the 50 richest men in the world) grandson. here's an interesting story:

latsis was born in my grandma's town. back at the time he was one of the richest men in town. one day he asked my grandmother to marry him but she refused and married my granfather. so if my grandma had married with latsis i almost 70-80 years later i would be about to marry paris hilton. i feel weird about this parallel universe.


Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2005 :  13:51:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2005 :  13:57:25  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Everyone wants to marry the rich Greeks, don't they?



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2005 :  14:14:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
just last night i was with a group of 3 other gentlemen and the topic of Paris Hilton came up (i didn't bring it up).. the consensus among the group was that we'd all have intercourse with her
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2005 :  01:57:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Phenomenal story, mun chien. Do you think your grandma took the right decision?


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2005 :  11:43:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Paris Hilton



(i just want this thread to be on top again)
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2005 :  13:43:24  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

Phenomenal story, mun chien. Do you think your grandma took the right decision?


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro



i don't know, i guess so. after all i wouldn't be what i am if she didn't. but i would be a filthy rich young man which i would like very much.
my grandma's story is very ironic because my grandfather was rich too back at the time but when he died his family took everything leaving my grandma only the house she lived in with her 7 children, due to family hatred, so i believe we weren't meant to be rich and half a century later i was destined to work for a living.


Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:56:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm pretty positive i saw her driving today. though i could be wrong. it's not out of the realm of possibility since she does live here and all.. but then there are lots of girls who look like that
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:05:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
" but then there are lots of girls who look like that "

bad very bad
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:07:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:13:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by danjersey

" but then there are lots of girls who look like that "

bad very bad




well, there are.. in LA anyway
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:17:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i once asked Paris " how did you become such a star? "

and she said....

" I gave my ham to the Devil "

Edited by - danjersey on 06/25/2005 18:18:36
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:19:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now you're stealing my lines, Dan?


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:24:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
sorry it just felt right, it's in your honor.

" I gave my ham to the Devil "
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:25:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"It just felt right"?


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:27:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
thats how i talk.

" I gave my ham to the Devil "
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:28:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good lord, it's your sig now, isn't it!

Well, I have bigger worries. I just caught some of the Paris Hilton sex tape for the first time.


She should keep her day job.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:30:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
never seen it, don't want to.



" I gave my ham to the Devil "
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