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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  11:46:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
britney spears sex tape on the way



Edited by - PixieSteve on 10/05/2005 11:46:38

kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  11:52:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No thanks. I'm still trying to recover from the Tommy and Pam video of many years ago. Talk about a turnoff.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  11:53:50  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Dare I mention the Fred Durst one?

I'd say that was worse.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  11:55:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005460337,00.html
"sex is crazy good"


Edited by - PixieSteve on 10/05/2005 11:56:11
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  11:58:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What??? Hahaha!!! I don't want to see that!


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  11:58:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Meanwhile

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/6-30-2004-56096.asp
"It’s like a nightmare I can’t wake up from."



Britney Spears Sex Tape?

Britney Spears is upset over a fake ad posted on the Internet claiming to have a sex tape of the pop tart.

Sources close to Britney Spears say that she is reeling from the news that a Louisiana man posted an ad on the Internet claiming to have a sex video featuring him and Britney Spears having sex. One of Britney Spears friends say that even though Britney knows the video was a sham it still bothered her. Brit reportedly said of the episode, "It’s like a nightmare I can’t wake up from."

The ad, posted on the popular sales web site craigslist.org, read "Need help selling celeb porn tape." The ad went on to read, "I’m kinda unsure how to do this, being a ‘county (sic) boy’ but I have a tape shot of me and Britney Spears and I was wondering if anyone in…LA would know who I could sell it to (sic). I need the money and she doesn’t (sic) even talk to me anymore. This is in or around Kentwood, LA."



I wonder how Denis feels.




Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:00:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
isn't that really old though. as far as i know that sun article is pretty new...

please, don't ruin my day!


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:03:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry. I can take it down, if you like. So you're saying you're looking forward to the tape?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:04:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
absolutely. she is (or was) hot...

the number of times i've cried myself to sleep thinking i'd never get to see her fully naked...



Edited by - PixieSteve on 10/05/2005 12:07:16
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:05:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

Dare I mention the Fred Durst one?

I'd say that was worse.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.



omigod, i just saw your post, nic. how right you are. that was just gross. he's such an idiot. dayanara sent it to me, btw. oh how i hated her for it.


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:08:27  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
And there I though you'd developed an advanced selective memory to banish that vileness away.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:12:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shit, no. I even remember what gawker said about his penis:

"If you’re feeling masochistic, hate life, and have given up on God, you’re welcome to watch."


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:19:25  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Shit, no. I even remember what gawker said about his penis:

"If you’re feeling masochistic, hate life, and have given up on God, you’re welcome to watch."


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




What a line.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  12:23:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i just got a call from dave noisy, apparently he can't wait either!



Edited by - PixieSteve on 10/05/2005 12:23:16
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  13:38:41  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Brit reportedly said of the episode, "It’s like a nightmare I can’t wake up from."


I feel much the same way about Britney's popularity.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  13:52:30  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

absolutely. she is (or was) hot...

the number of times i've cried myself to sleep thinking i'd never get to see her fully naked...



But you did see the Esquire pics, right? That was close.


Denis

"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
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Stevio10
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1117 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  17:03:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Denis is your name pronounced 'Deniss' or 'Denee'? Ive never know, what with being short on culture an all.

Steve
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Stevio10
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/05/2005 :  17:04:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
as for the BS tape...BS all the way baby!
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1485 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2005 :  17:48:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm still waiting for the Ernest Borgnine sex tape.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
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Posted - 10/06/2005 :  00:54:35  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
That would be 'Denee', Stevee.


Denis

"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  11:58:45  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Britney DOES have appropriate initials, doesn't she?



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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