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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:04:52
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no, thats what you would have said in November.
Now, my rounded, bulbous presence cannot be denied.
Pics to follow.
Cheesy, jogging is overrated and bad for your sekelton.
Biking, swimming and shagging are the best.
See, I said shagging, so you'd understand it, cause you're like all english and from england and everything.
except for those other people. |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:05:40
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i need to put on weight as well, im too skinny to buy clothes or give blood at the moment....skipping on meals definetly doesnt work though, as your body will go into starvation mode and store everything you eat as fat
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:06:39
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kathryn, do you know how long you would have to jog before you burn a single fat cell?
KSR, you're not wrong actually, I used to talk to patients while they were waiting for anaesthesia at work and the majority of younger (i.e. in their fifties) total knee replacment patients had been footballers/rugby players/crickiters /runners and buggered their knees. I'm talking non profesional here. However, for hip and knee replacement patients things like swimming and cycling were encourages afterwards as a way to build up strength through low weight bearing excercise.
and shagging, yes quite.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:16:48
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Thanks for the nod Kathryn.
quote: do you know how long you would have to jog before you burn a single fat cell?
You don't directly burn fat...you would burn calories, therefore reducing the amount of calories that you body must process in other ways. This in time will cause the total body fat percentage to decrease....this is especially true when combining reduced calories with increased muscle usage.
Jogging is bad for your skeleton? Crazy talk. Barring any disabilities (like a knee that is missing ligaments) jogging is an excellent way to get exercise. Not the only way, but an excellent one none the less. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:18:34
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I dunno, Tre? How long?
Cheesey, you mention salads. While roughage is good for you (did I just say that?) watch out for salad dressing. Anything other than lemon or vinegar and a bit of olive oil contains hidden calories and beaucoup fat. Most if not all ready-made salad dressings are calorie bombs. Make your own and use sparingly.
Zub, always great to hear from you. What you say it true. However...if you skip no more than one meal a day and really work out hard, your body will burn fat.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:22:04
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To a certain forum member I'd like to say;
See I told you so!
__________ This is the war and not the warning. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:24:11
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Who? Huh?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:50:57
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quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
shagging is the best.
Unfortunately, looks like there's less chance of this for me than speedy even.
Salads are ok I think - I prefer just a little EVOO and S&P on mine, I don't really go in for dressing.
Jogging just sounds too unbearably horrible to contemplate, sorry. Maybe I don't have that much motivation!
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:53:00
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fat people live longer, think that was in the independent today
Oh let it linger |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:59:40
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quote: Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
shagging is the best.
Unfortunately, looks like there's less chance of this for me than speedy even.
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
Suddenly keen at taking shots me, eh fatty? Well, we'll just see who helps you get in shape now! My no-fail program has yet to fail, so chew on that!
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:00:01
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Simon, I don't mean this in a salacious, inuendo-filled way but whatever you choose to do is fine as long as you sweat for a good half hour every other day.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:02:18
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Speedy, how's that waitress?
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:04:35
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Simon, you naughty boy, that's is not what I am talking about!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:13:00
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heroin, cocaine, speed, and crystal meth are sure ways to drop weight rapidly. not to mention the extra weight in your bank account. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:17:17
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Ah, yes, the Pete Doherty diet.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:19:10
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quote: Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Speedy, how's that waitress?
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
Did I say fatty? I meant phatty; how can you say you don't work out, you're huge! In the muscular sense. Built like an ox, you are.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:24:43
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http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/health_medical/story.jsp?story=631626
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The key to a long life? Eat, drink and gain weight By Jeremy Laurance, Health Editor
21 April 2005
Fat people have won a health reprieve from a study which showed that those who are overweight tend to live longer than those of normal weight.
Doctors may have to re-think the definition of the ideal weight after researchers found that the risks of piling on the pounds do not become evident until people are extremely obese.
And the fashion world's obsession with slenderness also comes under threat from the finding that being underweight is linked with a higher death rate.
The unexpected results, from the latest and most comprehensive study of the impacts of obesity, suggest that current advice to maintain a normal weight may have to be rethought.
Obesity has tripled in Britain since 1980 and now affects 22 per cent of the adult population. More than half of British adults - 24 million people - are defined as overweight.
David Haslam, chairman of the UK National Obesity Forum said: "The findings should certainly set us thinking. Even though we are getting fatter, in a society that is putting more emphasis on a healthier lifestyle, the impact may be lessened.
"It does raise the possibility that we will have to change the criteria for what we regard as overweight."
The researchers, from the Centres for Disease Control (CDC) and the National Cancer Institute in the US, analysed death rates and body mass index (BMI) Among the obese there were 112,000 excess deaths compared with those of normal weight but the vast majority of these - 82,000 - were in the extremely obese category with a BMI of 35 or over.
There were 34,000 excess deaths among underweight people but there were 86,000 fewer deaths among the overweight than those of normal weight. The study, published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, claims to be the most rigorous yet with the figures taking into account age, sex, race, smoking and drinking. But its findings conflict with earlier studies published in the journal which showed a much higher risk from obesity.
Last year, Julie Geberding, director of the CDC, published a paper warning that obesity and being overweight were causing an extra 400,000 deaths a year and that the expanding girth of Americans would soon overtake smoking as the principal cause of premature death.
The authors of the new study say they have taken account of improvements in medical care, such as the wider use of cholesterol lowering drugs, as well as using different methods of gathering their data.
The main health risk in the obese is heart disease but a second study in the journal, also by researchers from CDC, shows that over the past 40 years cholesterol and blood pressure levels have come down sharply and smoking has decreased - the key factors that cause early death.
Extra weight increases the risk of diabetes and arthritis, but people have become more aware of the heart disease risks that obesity usually brings and of the need to keep fit, and recent evidence suggests walking may have increased.
"The net result of these phenomena may be a population that is, paradoxically, more obese, diabetic, arthritic, disabled and medicated but with lower overall cardiovascular disease risk," the authors say. The researchers do not offer an explanation of why extra weight may prolong life but previous studies have suggested that the ideal weight increases with age. Older people need extra fat to tide them over when they fall ill and cannot eat normally.
The finding lends support to the theory that it is fitness not fatness that matters. But the researchers only looked at how long people lived, not at the quality of their lives.
Some doctors have expressed scepticism at the results, warning of the danger of complacency in the face of the epidemic of obesity. But others have welcomed the challenge to the accepted orthodoxy. Barry Glassner, professor of sociology at the University of Southern California, told The New York Times: "The take-home message is unambiguous. What is officially deemed overweight these days is actually the optimal weight."
Fat figures
* The division of the population into underweight, normal weight, overweight and obese is by body mass index (BMI), a measure of height and weight. A BMI of below 18.5 is underweight. Normal weight is 18.5 to 24. People with a BMI of 25 to 29 are classed overweight and above 30 as obese.
* A person of average height - 5ft 8in (173cm) - and weighing less than 8st 10lbs (55.5kg) is underweight. Up to 11st 9lbs is normal. Overweight is between 11st 9lbs and 13st 11lbs. Above that they would be 'obese'. Once their BMI rises above 35 - 16st 5lbs - they would be 'extremely obese'.
* In the new study from the US Centres for Disease Control, the lowest death rate was among those with a BMI from 25 to 29 - currently 'overweight'.
* Studies suggest the ideal bodyweight, associated with the lowest risk of premature death, is a BMI of 25 - currently between normal and overweight.
* BMI = weight in kgsdivided by height in metres-squared.
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Edited by - PixieSteve on 04/21/2005 13:25:09 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:25:14
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Damn right, and you'd better remember that my man. Out of curiousity, you're how tall/heavy? I'm 6'3", going on 225lbs.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:26:27
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Yeah...and after Pete does all that he gets to have a go at it with Kate Moss (see pics of beautiful women thread). So he gets his exercise also....that explains his great physique.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:31:16
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quote: Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Damn right, and you'd better remember that my man. Out of curiousity, you're how tall/heavy? I'm 6'3", going on 225lbs.
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
I'll assume you're talking to me.
I'm 6'2", around 215lbs. That's only since the injury, though. I sprained my ankle, and haven't been at the gym in a month. Before the injury, I was around 225lbs.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
Edited by - speedy_m on 04/21/2005 13:32:26 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:34:54
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Ah well, I have the extra inch, take that. I'm assuming your's is muscle though, I'd say I'm mostly just blubber.
Not true really. I have a paunch, but mostly I want to get in shape for the long term good.
Plus, to meet women. Duh.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:37:07
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Why not spare yourself the trouble and just find a fat girl? I've heard they're easy. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:38:08
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According to BMI, we're both overweight. I've trying to lose weigh pretty hard for a few years now (I was once around 275lbs). Now I'd like to get down around 200lbs or so. Mostly for women, but also so I can dunk more easily. Oh, and the health thing...
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:42:29
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last time i worked it out i was underweight. but last i worked it out "normal" was 20-25. i was 19.something. if i'm the same now, then i guess i'm considered normal. but i still feel too skinny. i think i eat enough (and heathily enough)... and i can eat loads of junk food and still not put on any weight. it's also partly cause i'm a weedy fuck with no muscles :|
Oh let it linger |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:42:30
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Look's like you're making the more effort:
quote: haven't been at the gym in a month
How about, haven't been in the gym... ever?
200lbs sounds about good, thats... 14st 3? That's a long way off I feel! I refuse to take the 'diet' route, as in eating a specific pattern of foods to get that. I want to have a healthy lifestyle which doesn't rely on that, so I guess I'll just have to bite the bullet and do the damn exercise.
I miss fried chicken less than I thought though, same with beer. Astonishing, really.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:49:12
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14 st 4 - one less pound to lose!
Oh let it linger |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:56:08
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I would say Cheeseman to stop eating PORK and start the wonderful experience of TOFU, but you don't beleive me!
You must learn what makes me kind
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 14:09:27
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I think a person can make decent gains just by eating more variety (not just meat but also not just salad/tofu) and eating regularly in reasonable quantities. Or at least I hope so, or I'll never lose the extra baggage. :)
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 14:09:34
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Thanks for your input there rita, but I'm not that desperate.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 14:45:52
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Good luck Simon. I obviously have no experience of trying to lose weight, but I wish you all the best.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 15:20:29
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quote: Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
I think a person can make decent gains just by eating more variety (not just meat but also not just salad/tofu) and eating regularly in reasonable quantities. Or at least I hope so, or I'll never lose the extra baggage. :)
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!"
But that's exactly what I usually do.
You must learn what makes me kind
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 16:09:05
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Tall men are the best!
Speedy....Cheeseman...
My husband is around your height and weight. He is pretty muscular, has a bit of a belly. I would say don't worry about the women. My husband is around the same size as when I met him and I absolutely found him sexy at 6'2" and 215lbs. Infact, I jumped him on the second date and I am only 5'2".
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 17:19:47
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I'm quite short, which I have to admit does bother me a bit. I don't really care what size girls are, to be honest. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 18:20:15
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Great. Another place where I have to hear about tall men.
One girl I liked (who was my height) complained that she'd like to date me but I'm not tall enough. And for the record, I know that was just an excuse. Or I hope so for her sake.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
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