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Coming dead? For what do you need a dead person having dinner with you. Only if you want all the pork for you!
But it's better to call Kathryn, she must explain it.
You're trying to
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 13:08:36
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Jesus - I'd feed him bread (wholemeal), fish (mmm...tuna) and a nice chianti.
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 13:15:13
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No, see Rita, in order to eat with Chuck, I said that I'd kill him first. But I'm sure it won't have to come to that.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 13:19:52
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You're confusing my mind Sir Rock.
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 13:48:07
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Sorry, I've been known to have that effect on people.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 15:57:31
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Rita, I must again ask you to come up with another dead person.
Frank already told us that Jesus was right. So we know
the answer: Jesus was right.
Besides, he's no longer dead, according to the Bible.
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Right I'm going for Marilyn Monroe then, but she had better put out.
Let's hear it for hot zombie lovin'!
Anyway, I guess I would choose L. Frank Baum.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 16:22:24
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Vovat, the bible?
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 16:53:17
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Keith Richards. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 16:55:52
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Vovat, the bible?
What about it?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 16:58:44
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Sorry Vovat, but I just don't beleive in everything that I read.
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 17:31:24
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Neither do I. I was just pointed out that it's a very popular opinion that Jesus is NOT dead. Not that that makes it true.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 18:29:19
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i guess that elvis falls in that category too.
anyway i'd choose jules verne or peter sellers. hitler is a good choice too.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 19:01:02
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Here are the rules, since floop asked:
They must be dead. They cannot be killed for the sole purpose of attending
(shame on you, Sir Rock!). Nor can they be invited for the sole purpose
of shagging (shame on you, Homers!). Furthermore, it will be a real dinner
and floop can do the cooking but it cannot include pork, which means no
pork butt. Got that? No pork butt!
Now if you'll excuse me, Joe Strummer's refreshed my drink and is calling for me from across the room.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 19:21:26
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but that doesn't answer my question.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 19:24:35
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Sorry abou that floop. I was busy serving Joe some
canapes. Try them! They're vegetarian and delish!
To answer your question: The guests won't be there as corpses
but as they were at their prime when alive. For instance,
Nietzsche before the syphilis got too bad.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 20:02:29
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ben franklin
he's the namesake for my record label and one of my heroes
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 03/20/2005 : 20:47:13
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 21:25:10
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Henry VIII , Julia Childs and Richard Simmons.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 01:47:25
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okay, well i guess nobody noticed the "ed" post, or did and thought it was stupid, sooooooo......i am going to invite sid vicious.
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
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Posted - 03/21/2005 : 01:53:44
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William Burroughs. I'm sure he'd have a few stories to tell.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 02:24:58
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I thought about Sid Vicious, but hey! I don't want to leave a punk free in my house.
No, no, I stay with Janis. She looks like an easy girl.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 07:14:43
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 03/21/2005 : 07:49:14
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| i liked the ed post...made-me-chuckle! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 09:22:48
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Hunter S. Thompson.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 03/21/2005 : 09:51:04
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Hunter S. Thompson.
Amen to that, brother. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:05:40
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No shagging eh? In that case Kurt Cobain.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:07:15
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Hunter S. Thompson.
Amen to that, brother.
Good luck.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:25:23
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shine, I meant to compliment you on that. It was terribly
clever.
dan, I thought Richard Simmons was, sadly, still alive.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:38:52
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Aaah yes, very good Jon. I missed that one.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:50:59
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Noone's said Lennon?
I could have supper with him.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:57:58
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Imagine that.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 12:01:05
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We are all rolling around on the floor laughing
at that one.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 12:11:39
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I am just gonna ignore you from now on.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 12:32:11
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I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:24:54
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
We are all rolling around on the floor laughing
at that one.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
what she said.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Who would you invite to dinner?
