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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 03/21/2005 : 13:30:18
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Yes, and they KNOW they're assholes as well.
"You think about the people who haul big horse trailers, big boats, all that sort of thing. They have big egos, and you can see where that goes," Matich says. "I'll have a camouflage version next year. Hunting and fishing lodges should snap that up."
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 13:31:24
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I heard Ashton Kutcher has one of these.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 13:43:26
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Thank-you for proving the point. :) Hate that jackass.
Seriously, vehicles that tall/large should be illegal for the average consumer. They're a danger to others on the road (how'd you like to get rearended by this dumbass), the pollute like mad, and aside from providing male compensation therapy, are no more useful than an average truck (of which there are already too many).
Also, while I disagree with the big load being equated with ego, the people that are buying this truck are definitely more likely to suffer from an insecurity complex I'd venture.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 13:53:33
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You'd have to be rich afford all that fuel.
In L.A. I've noticed another hideous phenomenon: Hummers with advertisements painted on them. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 13:59:53
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Somebody needs to blow us the fuck up, and put us out of the worlds misery.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:03:20
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:03:24
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KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track? |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:04:48
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Ahh, who am I to talk? This is my ride
My run too.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:06:06
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track?
Maybe they'll make a street version soon!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:08:25
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Speaking of oversized, KOK maximum signature dimension should be 100px.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:10:58
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if anybody i know gets one of those i will make a ppoint to move every month, if bastard wants a big truck he's helping me move........every month!
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:27:54
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Nice! That said, you could probably tow the whole house with one of those so moving would be pretty easy.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 15:21:39
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| man that's bad. 6-10 miles per gallon. my dad has one of those honda cr-vs. slightly smaller than most suvs, only 4x4 when it senses it needs it. it does 20-30 which i know is quite bad compared to some cars, but 6-10 is awful. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 15:24:48
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I was searching in vain for a picture of Chris Eubank's hummer. That thing is obese.
I saw somebody who has one of those Cayenne ones, them's pretty sizeable.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 16:09:26
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This is the perfect vehicle for running over zombies.
 Join the cult of Conrad/'cause he's a nob head. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 16:29:14
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Ashton Kutcher drives that. Figures.
It looks like the ultimate compensation mobile.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 16:58:41
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| The dude knocked up Demi Moore (didn't he?). I don't think he's compensating for anything. He's just an asshole. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 17:24:02
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She's pregnant? First I heard of it, but what do I know about
such things.
That is one ugly-ass ride, that I do know.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 18:45:35
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track?
it's the mountains. ya know the grapevine area? that's it. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 22:23:29
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quote:
Originally posted by slaveish
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
KOK - I bet your train could take those Hummer/monster truck drivers down a notch.
Hey, why can't get a train from Northern CA to Southern CA without riding a bus? Are they fixing/retro-fitting track?
it's the mountains. ya know the grapevine area? that's it.
I'm talking Sacramento to Santa Barbara (which is north of the grapevine) and I believe you can catch a train from Paso Robles to LA. So, the Grapevine isn't the problem. |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 01:12:00
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but why would anyone ned a truck like that..no your not scaling mountains and hearding sheep and carrying wood, your a middle agged bank manager, you dont need it!!!! (its no much better in the UK, in london they sell cans of spray on mud so it looks like you have taken your off road vehicle off road!)
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 01:36:47
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quote:
Originally posted by zub_the_goat
........ in london they sell cans of spray on mud so it looks like you have taken your off road vehicle off road....
please tell me that's not true!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 02:20:03
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I'd love to tell you i was a big fat liar, i really would
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 02:32:32
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 02:44:06
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what is the point? i guess if you're cheating on your wife and you tell her you're going off-roading, but................that's just totally retarded.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 05:20:00
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its so all the people who see your car think what an exiting go getting 'real' man you must be, when you really just spent the weekend watching tv as opposed to driving up ben nevis or whatever...most of those big cars are used for transporting one little snotty nosed kid to school and thats it
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/22/2005 : 09:49:38
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Every time I see this topic I misread it and think it says "Homers weren't bad enough"
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 10:01:16
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I just want to point out that if I were a hunter/whatever, then maybe camoflauge on a massive vehicle would strike me as less effective than either:
a) No vehicle
b) As small a vehicle as possible.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 10:35:34
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
That is one ugly-ass ride, that I do know.
The truck or Demi Moore?
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 11:13:29
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
I'm talking Sacramento to Santa Barbara (which is north of the grapevine) and I believe you can catch a train from Paso Robles to LA. So, the Grapevine isn't the problem.
FYI: San Joaquin Valley trains circumvent the Grapevine (aka Tejon Pass) by going over the Tehachapi Pass (via the famous "Tehachapi Loop"), into the Antelope Valley and over the Soledad Pass to the San Fernando Valley. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:02:54
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You can take my train the Coast Starlight from Sacramento to Los Angeles.
But don't expect to get there any time soon! MMMMMUUUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I left Santa Barbara today at 1:00pm and got into San Luis Obispo at 7:45pm. Huge accident at Gaviota as well as other things.
COF, I wish I knew what a hundred pixels was, but I don't speak dorkenese. Plus those are the Mooninites man. They do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whomever they want. 100 pixels, They scoff at that amount of pixels. Their moon technology far exceeds that of our primitive earth technology. Plus they are excellent spellers.
The Moon is #1!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:04:37
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Right click on an image to see its dimensions. Your sig is 148x146.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:10:22
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 22:11:56
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Through my actions, I've made it so.
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Hummer's weren't bad enough
