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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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 Posted - 03/21/2005 : 19:41:24
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Hehehe. This is awesome. I was just watching TV when I happened across a local christian-based television station out of Lenoir City (which is about half hour from where I live in Tennessee.) There was a pastor named Woody Leon Martin selling bottled "Prayer-Blessed Water" for the low price of $4.99 which he referred to as a "love gift" to the ministry and not a charge. There were all these testimonies from various people (one lady had been cured of breast cancer in '95 and later a stomach ailment simply from drinking this prayer-blessed water. Her sister had been cured of lung cancer by drinking the water as well!) And these people are for real.
This is the richest thing I've seen since Reverend Hovind attempted to convince viewers that the world began 6,400 years ago.
The Drummer from Def Leppard's Only Got One Arm. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 19:55:02
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So Glacial, I take it you bought at the very least a year or two's worth, correct? I mean, I sure couldn't pass up an offer like that.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 19:59:07
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I'll sell some of the ones I bought to ya for half-price. I think that bastard sold me some bunk shit, man.
The Drummer from Def Leppard's Only Got One Arm. |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 20:32:58
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I have Knock Shrine Holy Water, I bought it because it's in a shampoo bottle and it has a nice picure.
 Join the cult of Conrad/'cause he's a nob head. |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 20:51:49
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I also had a Virgin Mary penknife and a keyring Bible, I love this complete crap, I bought it all as a joke.
Join the cult of Conrad/'cause he's a nob head. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 07:52:10
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| Today is world water day-bless the rivas and the seas, bringin' in the corn etc. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 13:03:54
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I might change my user name to Woody Leon Martin.
I'd only pay for blessed water that was blessed by Frank.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 17:38:59
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There were all these testimonies from various people (one lady had been cured of breast cancer in '95 and later a stomach ailment simply from drinking this prayer-blessed water. Her sister had been cured of lung cancer by drinking the water as well!)
Does it repel vampires, though. Because those little buggers are REALLY starting to get on my nerves, and I'm out of garlic.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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