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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 01/18/2005 :  15:23:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who is Mr. Garrison?


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KimStanleyRobinson
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Posted - 01/18/2005 :  15:29:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
South Park teacher.

He says something during class that relates to something bleeding and not dying and I'm shutting the hell up now.
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 01/18/2005 :  15:33:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Right. Sorry.



(comes back)

Heeeeeeey! I'm offended.


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VoVat
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USA
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Posted - 01/20/2005 :  17:09:16  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Do threads have sell by dates, for instance? Should they?)


No. If you're not supposed to be posting to a thread anymore, it'll be locked. Granted, it might be a little silly to post to a clearly outdated thread, or one that covers the exact same material as a currently active thread. I wouldn't worry about it, though. I prefer to see threads flourish, even if they go through periods of inactivity.

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I crap bigger than your
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I wouldn't think that would be anything to be proud of.



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Daisy Girl
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Belize
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Posted - 01/20/2005 :  21:28:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey I found a place for our next forum meet up!!!

Whaddaya think?

http://www.airquee.co.uk/pub/
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Perk
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USA
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Posted - 01/20/2005 :  22:25:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just add beer. and a few Porta-Pottys
I'll be there.

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/21/2005 :  01:27:18  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm listening to the radio (~9am) and they're serialising the book Miss Smillas feeling for snow, when they started the serialisation I remembered the "shocking" line in the book "I opened up the head of his penis and fucked him with my clit" and thought, they won't put that on the radio, not with the BBC no no.

HOW WRONG WAS I? 9AM and I hear "I opened up the head of his penis so I could put my clit in there and fuck him with it"

blimey.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/21/2005 :  03:07:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Can't say I've ever heard of that being done before.

http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 01/21/2005 :  11:38:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We have officially gone off topic here!


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 01/22/2005 :  16:02:13  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Are black holes known for going off-topic?



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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/22/2005 :  16:52:43  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I wanted a junk thread, I had pictures of the world getting full of junk so people would ship it out to black holes and dump them in it. Then I pictured the forum full of junk and I thought a Void like thread would do the job.

I was wrong.

So, opened up the head of his penis and fucked it with her clit!

I don't even think that would work, it's been bugging me for years. Which forum lady feels like doing some field work and letting me know?



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dayanara
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Australia
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Posted - 01/22/2005 :  17:14:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I nomintate Kathryn. Kiki, we'll be expecting a full report later in the week.

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National Pie Day - January 23
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http://www.piecouncil.org/national.htm

I am the Pie Goddess. In honor of National Pie Day, I'm making a yummy peanut butter pie with an oreo crust. My grandmother makes the most amazing apple pie you'll ever have, and she won't give me the recipe, she's selfishly taking it to the grave. The apples are a little crunchy and cinnamony, not too much sauce. Perfection in a pan.



Pie.


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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/22/2005 :  17:20:48  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I had a pie last week with potatoes in it. I like pie. Pie is good

Yeah kiki, you have three days to make a slit-clit-pie and tell us if it was good. Or if it fell flat and was crusty.




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Edited by - starmekitten on 01/22/2005 17:23:14
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2005 :  17:21:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i think dean should officially change dayanara's title to "pie goddess"


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

Edited by - floop on 01/22/2005 17:23:58
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2005 :  17:30:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm not great with the meat and potatoes potpie type deals, they always explode all over the inside of my oven for some reason. I stick to the desert genre. This is my first peanut attempt, but it's looking nice and fluffy so far. I got fresh nuts from the farmers market this morning, the house smells super good.

hey floop, you know my soulseek username is PieMachine. Seriously.


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Edited by - dayanara on 01/22/2005 17:34:33
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  03:54:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is how us Brits have our pie. Well all of them except me.



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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  05:08:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is that food?
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  05:14:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Apparantly so.

Anyone ever had Festival Pie? Looks good to me.



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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  05:25:07  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
HPM thats not pie and no one eats fish and chips and steak and kidney pudding with mushy peas all in one go, thats just nasty!

I feel a bit sick looking at that, why are the mushy peas grey?



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  05:42:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh here we go, the expert has arrived again. What is it then smart arse?

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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  05:57:34  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Good lord , wheredya get that pic from? im with starme here...no one eats that.

Pie and mash maybe some peas too..

ew. I hate pie



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  06:01:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I see, so you both know the dietry habbits of an entire nation now do you?

Of course they eat it you fools. Like I said, I don'rt, but loads of people do. Have you never been to a chippy? Perhaps they are different in the 'lad de da' south.

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  06:04:55  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Have you got your period today hpm?



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  06:07:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Says you! Hardly a post goes by nowadays without you trying to belittle my comments. Leave me be.

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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  06:28:27  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Actually, i think you have a point Mikey. I think its much more of a northern thing. I have never seen that assortment being offered on one menu, ever down here. Next time i visit your home city i shall look out for such a menu.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  06:38:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
TO be fair my picture was simply to point out the pies that we eat (a pudding IS a pie Tre), not that we eat the fish with the rest of it. Though obviously somebody does 'cos someone took a picture of it.

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  06:54:49  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
well, seeing as we're all so nicely putting accross points here.

1) If you're wanting to show a picture of a pie to the o/s contingent why pick the most unsavoury looking of pictures. I eat that stuff and that picture is seriously ugly.

2) I live as far north as you do so yes I have been to a northen chippy. In fact for a while I lived further north than you do so thats a moot point.

3) I respond to your posts in the exact same way I respond to everyone elses. This is the second or third time now you have accused me of picking on you and it fucked me off the first time. I'm not picking on you, I'm most likely taking the piss. If you think otherwise take it to e mail.



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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  06:55:15  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
They probably took a picutre of it bvecause they were eating at as a dare. I bet they were northern. ;)



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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  11:43:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

I wanted a junk thread, I had pictures of the world getting full of junk so people would ship it out to black holes and dump them in it. Then I pictured the forum full of junk and I thought a Void like thread would do the job.

I was wrong.

So, opened up the head of his penis and fucked it with her clit!

I don't even think that would work, it's been bugging me for years. Which forum lady feels like doing some field work and letting me know?



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Which part of this post did Dayanara nominate me for?
I'm supposed to do field work in what? Penises, junk, what?




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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  13:38:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

well, seeing as we're all so nicely putting accross points here.

1) If you're wanting to show a picture of a pie to the o/s contingent why pick the most unsavoury looking of pictures. I eat that stuff and that picture is seriously ugly.

2) I live as far north as you do so yes I have been to a northen chippy. In fact for a while I lived further north than you do so thats a moot point.

3) I respond to your posts in the exact same way I respond to everyone elses. This is the second or third time now you have accused me of picking on you and it fucked me off the first time. I'm not picking on you, I'm most likely taking the piss. If you think otherwise take it to e mail.



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Riiiiiiiiiight. And I'M on my period? I know you're taking the piss and so was I. I accuse Cheeseman of it all the time, you don't see him fly off the handle. Bit uncalled for that really.

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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  15:32:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

I wanted a junk thread, I had pictures of the world getting full of junk so people would ship it out to black holes and dump them in it. Then I pictured the forum full of junk and I thought a Void like thread would do the job.

I was wrong.

So, opened up the head of his penis and fucked it with her clit!

I don't even think that would work, it's been bugging me for years. Which forum lady feels like doing some field work and letting me know?



you
me
we used to be on fire



Which part of this post did Dayanara nominate me for?
I'm supposed to do field work in what? Penises, junk, what?




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The penis part. Hop to it.

You guys sure eat some foul looking pies over there.


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  15:51:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They actually don't taste that bad, but not that great either. Not too good for you though.

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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  16:54:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Are you saying that about penises, Homers?


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Posted - 01/23/2005 :  16:56:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wht's going on here? I'm glad that I don't understand your english...


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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2005 :  17:28:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rita, you don't understand the word "penis"?


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