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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 01/23/2005 : 12:00:08
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These are real questions with real answers.
How will you score?
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• What do Tre, Rita and Floop have in common?
• What do Tre, Rita and Monsieur have in common?
• Disasters of biblical proportions have recently befallen a forum member.
1) Name the forum member.
2) Name at least two mishaps this person has suffered.
• Mr. Apl =
• Which culinary appliance nearly killed floop?
a) His crockpot
b) His quesadilla frying pan
c) His wine flask
• True of false, Sir Rockabye is actually a 49-year-old divorcee
in Newcastle, UK, not a 16-year-old male honors student
in New Jersey, USA?
• In the long-ago, now strictly forbidden days of multiple identities, which forum member pretended to be
1) Jesus?
2) The Devil?
(Caveat: This question is not meant to encourage an ill-advised return to the naughty days of multiple IDs!)
• What do Cheeseman and Homerspetmonkey and have in common?
• Cultie and Coldie: Separated at birth? Both are Canadian,
both love Frank, both have cute haircuts.
• Who is cuter, Floop or Tony?
• What is the first name of darwin of forum fame?
• What is the first name of Darwin of Beagle fame?
• How many days before the Catholics tour again?
• Could DaisyGirl be any nicer a person?
Bonus points:
• KOK is neither a king nor does he sing karaoke.
But he is a comedian. Discuss.
• True or false, Carolynanna lost The Great Maple Syrup Debate to two forum members.
Bonus question: which two forum members?
• Where is Dave Noisy?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 12:45:20
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Mike is bald, I'm balding?
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 13:29:33
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 13:42:13
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• What do Tre, Rita and Floop have in common?
They met in London
• What do Tre, Rita and Monsieur have in common?
Mutiple log-ins
• Disasters of biblical proportions have recently befallen a forum member.
1) I can't remember
2) some one sat on gum
• Mr. Apl = Apl4Eris's hubby
• Which culinary appliance nearly killed floop?
a) His crockpot
• True of false, Sir Rockabye is actually a 49-year-old divorcee
in Newcastle, UK, not a 16-year-old male honors student
in New Jersey, USA? The latter :)
• In the long-ago, now strictly forbidden days of multiple identities, which forum member pretended to be
1) Jesus?
2) The Devil?
This is only a guess-- I am guessing it's the same person for both! LBF or HPM.
• What do Cheeseman and Homerspetmonkey and have in common?
They are British .
• Cultie and Coldie: Separated at birth? Both are Canadian,
both love Frank, both have cute haircuts. No, but I could see how you could think so.
• Who is cuter, Floop or Tony?
They are both hotties!
• What is the first name of darwin of forum fame?
??????
• What is the first name of Darwin of Beagle fame?
?????
• How many days before the Catholics tour again?
180
• Could DaisyGirl be any nicer a person?
Aww. Thanks kiki!!! Yes, I become 10% nicer with each new fb, pixies, breeders or martini's ablum. If you do your math, after awhile I will start getting meaner. 
Bonus points:
• KOK is neither a king nor does he sing karaoke.
But he is a comedian. Discuss.
Come up to the Twin Cites for Live band Karoke at Glueks! I'll buy the beer.
• True or false, Carolynanna lost The Great Maple Syrup Debate to two forum members. It's still open for further debate.
Bonus question: which two forum members?
Kathryn and Floop.
• Where is Dave Noisy?
He's out there doing cool things like helping animals and educating people from eating them... (I gotta say every day I am closer to being vegitarian soon)
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 13:47:00
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Tre, Rita and Floop are the cleverest, funniest and best looking? especially Tre who is also the wittiest?
Tre, Rita and Monsieur all have the bestest shiniest hair?
Disasters have befallen Floop, these are not getting laid yet and losing the debate about speaking proper english.
Mr Apl = one lucky boy
Floop nearly lost a part of his anatomy sticking it into a wine flask
False, sir rockabye is a 33 year old gigilo living above a strip club in skegness
Jesus is Frnck Blck
the Devil is Erebus
Cheesoid and HPM are both extraterrestrial beings posing in human form.
Cultie and Coldie are two facets of a split personality and I can't decide who is cuter
Tony is cuter than Floop because Tony bought me a beer
Floop is cuter than Tony because Tony made me drink Vodka
Darwins first name is Charles
Darwins first name is Barney
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Daisy girl couldn't be a nicer person because she is not a person, she's a feel-good happy simulation. A forum niceness robot.
KOK is the king of hippos and works part time as an elvis impersonator (which counts as karaoke) and is quite funny.
Carolynanna kicked yank arse
Dave doesn't love us anymore
you
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we used to be on fire |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 13:50:01
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
These are real questions with real answers.
How will you score?
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• What do Cheeseman and Homerspetmonkey and have in common?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
And who?
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 14:39:33
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Sweet Kathryn, this is not fair, I go to work the whole weekend and when I come arund I see that you're talking in my back...not fair!
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 14:39:33
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 15:59:58
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Oh, it's been a while since I graded an exam. You will see that I was a hard-ass professor.
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• What do Tre, Rita and Floop have in common?
They met in London
• What do Tre, Rita and Monsieur have in common?
Mutiple log-ins
Two easy questions. Correct answers on both. Bien hecho, Daisy.
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• Disasters of biblical proportions have recently befallen a forum member.
1) I can't remember
2) some one sat on gum
Where is the compassion, where is the love? Where is your mind?
No, this was truly biblical.
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• Mr. Apl = Apl4Eris's hubby
You are not even trying!
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• Which culinary appliance nearly killed floop?
a) His crockpot
Yes! Good to know you pay attention. Floop is coming along
nicely and the Cedars Sinai specialists predict a speedy
recovery.
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• True of false, Sir Rockabye is actually a 49-year-old divorcee
in Newcastle, UK, not a 16-year-old male honors student
in New Jersey, USA? The latter :)
Actually, Sir Rock is a washed-out almostfity-year-old
divorce from England.
Kidding.
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• In the long-ago, now strictly forbidden days of multiple identities, which forum member pretended to be
1) Jesus?
2) The Devil?
This is only a guess-- I am guessing it's the same person for both! LBF or HPM.
1) awaits to be seen
2) Wrong on both accounts here, I am afraid, Daisy. The correct answer for The Devil is a naughty poster named kathryn, who has seen the wrong of her ways and who will never assume another ID ever ever ever again, and who apologized profusely
to the forum gods. (Though I did like how quickly a former forum member named Tre fessed up to getting impregnanted by Lucifer.)
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• What do Cheeseman and Homerspetmonkey and have in common?
They are British .
True but that is not the answer we are looking for here.
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• Cultie and Coldie: Separated at birth? Both are Canadian,
both love Frank, both have cute haircuts. No, but I could see how you could think so.
• Who is cuter, Floop or Tony?
They are both hotties!
• What is the first name of darwin of forum fame?
??????
Please pay closer attention!
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• What is the first name of Darwin of Beagle fame?
?????
Google is a great search engine.
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• How many days before the Catholics tour again?
180
I CAN WAIT THAT LONG! That is not as long as "never"!
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
• Could DaisyGirl be any nicer a person?
Aww. Thanks kiki!!! Yes, I become 10% nicer with each new fb, pixies, breeders or martini's ablum. If you do your math, after awhile I will start getting meaner.
Bonus points:
• KOK is neither a king nor does he sing karaoke.
But he is a comedian. Discuss.
Come up to the Twin Cites for Live band Karoke at Glueks! I'll buy the beer.
• True or false, Carolynanna lost The Great Maple Syrup Debate to two forum members. It's still open for further debate.
Bonus question: which two forum members?
Kathryn and Floop.
How right you are! You will receive a complimentary jug of Vermont maple syrup for answering this important question correctly.
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Miss Kittie, your being new to the forum won't stop me
from grading you without mercy.
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Originally posted by starmekitten
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Tre, Rita and Floop are the cleverest, funniest and best looking? especially Tre who is also the wittiest?
Good try, sucking up to the old-timers, newbie, but wrong answer. See Daisy's.
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Darwins first name is Charles
Darwins first name is Barney
Correct on both accounts!
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
342 days before the Catholics tour again.
Daisy's answer is better. Sooner is always better. How soon is now?
[quote][i]Originally posted by erebus/i]
Who may be spending way too much time thinking about the forum?
Erebus, honey, it's called insomnia.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 16:06:11
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
These are real questions with real answers.
How will you score?
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• Disasters of biblical proportions have recently befallen a forum member.
1) Name the forum member.
2) Name at least two mishaps this person has suffered.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Was someone attacked by a plague of locusts?
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 16:10:11
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Close.
Big clue:
This forum member lives in Florida. (For the purposes of this quiz, "election results" do not count as correct answer.)
as
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 16:11:48
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Even I didn't know who you were talking about until just now. Whoops.
<sits in the back of the class and talks to kitty loudly while others are testing>
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 16:13:36
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OK so dayanara was attacked by a plague of frogs! Cool, next question.
By the way, I will not eat dirt dayanara.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 16:18:06
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*gives evil eye to the two slutty loud girls in the back of the classroom*
Miss Kitty, I would like to know what is so important that you and Miss
Dayanara are disrupting your classmates while they are taking this
important exam!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:17:11
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dayanara drew a willy miss
<snicker>
you
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we used to be on fire |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:22:15
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Young lady, that behavior is not acceptable here.
Please answer this question: what happened to Tre?
*ducks spitball from Dayanara*
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 18:51:20
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
[i]Originally posted by erebus/i]
Who may be spending way too much time thinking about the forum?
Erebus, honey, it's called insomnia.
you had insomnia at 12 noon?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 18:54:33
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No. I had insomnia at 4 a.m. and thought up this quiz and posted
it the next day.
Maybe fixing the forum clock wasn't such a good idea.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 19:09:59
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quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
Who may be spending way too much time thinking about the forum?
Well I think we should watch this one, the crazy dawg, when I joined the foum he was at 0.98 posts a day and now he has careered to a whopping 0.99 posts a day! If he doesn't abate this posting frenzy he's going to topple over the 1 post a day mark which will make all those treasured rare erebus posts that little bit less special.
Well, the one's where he is right anyway.
So Kathryn, seeing as I so OBVIOUSLY put the most thought into my answers what do I win huh huh hmmm?
you
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we used to be on fire |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 01:37:12
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Cheeseman and Homerspetmonkey both unlikely to get laid in the next decade?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 02:36:53
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Well, at least one of those people has control over your destiny, young lady, I'd be a little more polite in future.
And maybe a little less accurate.
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 03:13:29
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yeah talking of that, you havent emailed me back! do so, now!
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:17:10
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Im so bored im actually going to answer them all, even tho some have already been answered
• What do Tre, Rita and Floop have in common? - they met up in london
• What do Tre, Rita and Monsieur have in common? - Changed their original log in name due to the fact it was their name
• Disasters of biblical proportions have recently befallen a forum member.
1) Name the forum member. - Floop
2) Name at least two mishaps this person has suffered. - erm, the temperature dropped? he got dumped? somethign to do with food? he was nearly killed by his crock pot??
• Mr. Apl = Spudboy
• Which culinary appliance nearly killed floop?
a) His crockpot is my answer
• True of false, Sir Rockabye is actually a 49-year-old divorcee
in Newcastle, UK, not a 16-year-old male honors student
in New Jersey, USA? False
• In the long-ago, now strictly forbidden days of multiple identities, which forum member pretended to be
1) Jesus? ???
2) The Devil? Erebus?
(Caveat: This question is not meant to encourage an ill-advised return to the naughty days of multiple IDs!)
• What do Cheeseman and Homerspetmonkey and have in common? as i said before - they both cant get laid
• Cultie and Coldie: Separated at birth? Both are Canadian,
both love Frank, both have cute haircuts.
nah. maybe. we are probably all related.
• Who is cuter, Floop or Tony? Floop
• What is the first name of darwin of forum fame? Barney
• What is the first name of Darwin of Beagle fame? Charles
• How many days before the Catholics tour again? 642 ( i wish is was next month or something though)
• Could DaisyGirl be any nicer a person? Yes. She could send us all chocolates and flowers.
Bonus points:
• KOK is neither a king nor does he sing karaoke.
But he is a comedian. Discuss.
I believe the idea of a king singing karaoke to be quite amusing - there fore proving his comedian status. Yet. he could purely be refering to a certain lyric of a song, which i believe he may be, there for resulting in the fact that he has no comedic qualities whatsoever.
• True or false, Carolynanna lost The Great Maple Syrup Debate to two forum members.
Bonus question: which two forum members? Kathryn and Floop, or Cheeseman and Tre???
• Where is Dave Noisy? Hes currently studying a far way planet which will allow only vegans and hemp made shirt wearing people on.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:25:39
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Cheeseman and Homerspetmonkey both unlikely to get laid in the next decade?
Unless you're putting out again.
Love, love, my season |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:27:28
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you'd be lucky! and what do you mean by again!? you never have, you never will, mister.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:32:26
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Hey, watch it!
I only support Canadian maple syrup.
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:33:13
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Oh I'm sorry Mel, I think you have a statement to retract before loose lips sink ships.
Love, love, my season |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:35:34
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I retract that HMP will not get laid in the next decade.
Perhaps in the next, mmm, 5 years he may do.
Probably not, but hey.
You aint got nothing on me that I havent got on you, Mike.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:38:46
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Oh yes I do Mel, oh yes I do.
Love, love, my season |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:40:15
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*takes this to email*
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:42:28
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Haha.
*ignores email*
Love, love, my season |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:45:17
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Ah, well you prove my point. you aint got nothing on me boy.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:51:34
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Jesus = Monsieur I think
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:53:37
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I would like to point out that im actually being threatened by both Cheeseman and HPM, for totally different reasons, all of which are not true, should anything come to light.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:55:20
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and Mel, it's very nice to see you back here. My horoscope for today says "All your wishes come true". I guess it's pretty accurate.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 04:59:30
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Haha, thats very nice of you to a) notice i was gone b) be pleased to see me back.
Nice seeing you too Denis.
I have to say my influx of posts after what i said in the how has the forum changed thread slightly contradict themselves...ah well
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