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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:36:45
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Ignore her Rita. Her mind is in the gutter. How she expects the kids at the back of the class to be any better, I don't know.
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Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:40:22
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She knows that I understand, she's just being a bad girl to me!
She's a naughty girl, I won't talk to her anymore...I'm glad that I had your support Homer!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:42:34
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Yeah she's a bad girl and she need so to be punished!
Ahem.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:43:58
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Northern voodoo and the menstrual cycle
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I blame you for this hpm.
I have an exam tuesday morning you know.
OW.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:50:28
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Hey I just realised when my name is abreviated like that, it looks like a rate of some sort. Like 'hits per minute'.
Anywho, I blame the pressure I am under to try and topple floop.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2005 : 17:53:21
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112 posts in one night, you can do it. beautiful men thread appreciates your help.
hop to it.
owwwwww.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 17:48:54
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And "penis" is Russian for...?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 18:05:14
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The door?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 19:44:46
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No, that's "vagina."
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 02:33:51
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So it's not Russian for the door?
Perhaps it's Russian for the train then?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 02:43:17
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I think it's Russian for 'dick'.
Denis
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 12:48:10
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The Menstruation-Free SubTopic
Thank you.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 13:23:39
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did you do it yet Kathryn? is it physically possible?
if you didn't manage it I might have to try to get one of the boys to convince their better halfs, don't leave me to rely on the boys
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:27:47
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Of course it isn't possible.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:44:59
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
did you do it yet Kathryn? is it physically possible?
if you didn't manage it I might have to try to get one of the boys to convince their better halfs, don't leave me to rely on the boys
you
me
we used to be on fire
Remind me what the "it" is . Do what?
Please tell me this isn't about the MMO.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:51:30
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MMO?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:53:58
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Right. You're new. There was this girl, she was great, the best, really, anyway, her name was Tre and she mentioned this thing called the male multiple orgasm. I was thinking maybe this was what you were talking about.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:58:50
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no I was talking about opening up the slit in the head of a penis and fucking it with your clit.
going to give it a go in the name of science?
That Tre sounds fascinating by the way
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:00:26
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Aaah right, I thought you were talking about the "other thing" that Tre mentioned from some radio play.
Oh yeah an MMO is certainly possible.
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:00:48
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
That Tre sounds fascinating by the way
you
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we used to be on fire
I met her once...she was a fascinating girl. I even gave her many kisses and hugs, how I miss her!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:01:20
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Miss Kittie! There are youngsters reading this thread! Frank's
fan base covers many an age group. Please, restrain yourself
and act appropriately as the, yes, fascinating and wonderful
and constantly missed and witty and sweet, and did I mention
brilliant, Tre would do were she with us still.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:05:39
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she wouldn't talk about slit-clit interfaces then?
not even in the name of science?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:17:16
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That's some weird science.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:19:00
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Like that skank in the photo, the MMO is not anatomically possible
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:31:25
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She's calling you a liar Kitty.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 17:28:24
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The MMO is physically possible.
The clit thing I'm less sure of in anatomical terms.
The MMO relies on a phenomenon known as the dry orgasm, which is different to darwins dry humping, so is entirely possible.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 17:30:48
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who says we never talk about sex anymore?
kiki, i think the deadline is the 30th. remember when i volunteered you? it was right before i started ranting about pie.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:42:51
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Fine. Good. But I maintain that the MMO is physically
impossible due to the refractory period and all.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 21:12:20
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I object to the sexual turn this thread has taken! Can't we talk about nice, clean subjects, like breakfast cereals or something?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 02:46:18
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I don't wanna talk about sex if it's gonna be so scientific. These girls have no passion, no romance.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 04:37:14
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
The MMO is physically possible.
The MMO relies on a phenomenon known as the dry orgasm, which is different to darwins dry humping, so is entirely possible.
I think its absoloutely possible.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:06:20
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VoVat, you know how to change the direction of the thread, feel free.
HPM, ha!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:21:14
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
The MMO is physically possible.
The MMO relies on a phenomenon known as the dry orgasm, which is different to darwins dry humping, so is entirely possible.
I think its absoloutely possible.
So THATS what that was?!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:53:20
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Can't a medical professional straighten this out?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 21:54:22
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so it's 5.45 am and I'm thinking about watching a film and flicking through my cheesy film collection and remember BAD TASTE which is one of my favourites. I'm smoking so want to finish my cigarette before I go to bed to watch this film. I search the film online and come accross the ultimate bad taste website and am flicking through this loking at the pictures and reading up some more on the film when I see the lobby cards section. One of the lobby cards is from my favourite scene in the film and referenced to a site called DeVil Dead. I go to this DeVil Dead site and it's a french site. Mt french is piss poor. I decide to pop to their forum to see if they have a helpfull english speaking mod but before I get that far notice a thread on BAD BOY BUBBY a film I have been after for ages becasue it's one of the sickest funniest things ever. Dutifully I click on this thread...
http://www.devildead.com/indexforum.php
... and whilst the boys have (almost) sensible geeky avatar things the GIRLS! the girls avatars are all shockingly quite naked or suggestive! Did geekdom become cool all of a sudden? are girls going to have to get their bits out to interest a geeky-boy? this is disturbing and I may have to go lock up my ex if this is the case.
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Edited by - starmekitten on 01/28/2005 21:55:53 |
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