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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:15:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You don't need to, I trust you. You're weird enough to have bought one of those.

But that was a question for the magic ball!


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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:18:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whore - I have my doubts...

but I was thinking about you calling me weird when I'm obviously totally rational and not over excited by weird charity shop crap at all

()


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:31:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
magic 8 ball,

looking back now, do you think you were wrong about the yellow question?



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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:38:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop - my sources say no


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floop
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:40:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
magic 8 ball,

surly even you can admit you were wrong. so, just admit it, it's yellow, right?



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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:41:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop - Don't bet on it


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:47:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
magic 8 ball,

you're full of shit aren't you?



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:50:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop - you want to take this outside?

I never had this one before, the eight ball is starting to glow red

So tonight my magic eight ball told me I would feel better if I had a hot shower, and I did. The magic eight ball said I should leave the cleaning and tidying till tomorrow, it said I should study for a while. It also said that I'd get a snog beofre christmas. I think I got a broken one.


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  14:45:07  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Do you think asking a magic 8-ball is more reliable than Asking Dean?

Tree, you got a virtual snog several times over I think, does that not count? Ooh, if you were only down London way...


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  14:48:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'd get overlooked by a huge pile of southern blokes too?

[edit] and I got one virtual snog from floop which I was absent for anyway


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  14:51:50  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Geez, I thought I had self-esteem issues.

Hey, if I can do dancing, anything can happen. It's a magical time of year!


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  14:54:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you got more than a virtual snog, that i assure you



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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  14:55:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dancing, I assume there was alcohol involved

..as well there would have to be if I were to get a.....

heh heh, magical time of year my eye

erm Floop, are you suggesting my virtual not quite all there self was taken advantage of? I'm going to have a chat to my magic eight ball


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  14:58:58  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

Dancing, I assume there was alcohol involved

Difficult to deny.

Tell you what, if no-one else, I'd plant a smacker on you. I have a lot of love to give.


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  15:01:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks Simon

You're options must be real low though, either that or you're drunk


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Cheeseman1000
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Iceland
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  15:07:32  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yes and no.


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  15:40:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
heh heh well....

Thank you dearest Cheeseman
Your kindness hard to miss
In this magic time
Of cheer and rhyme
My gift, this chaste sweet kiss



(note: I ignored the advice of my eight ball just now, you should have seen the picture it told me to post!)


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Cheeseman1000
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Iceland
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  15:45:05  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Mwah!

I'm a little hairier than that, but it's all good.
And hey, if you're a looker like that, I'm well up for it.


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  15:51:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
haha sorry to dissapoint


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  19:05:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear MEB

I can't locate my English-to-American dictionary. What is a snog and
do I need one?


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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  20:59:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh I can answer that, a snog is a smooch and you need one baby

()


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  02:28:57  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I don't want to be caught - am I allowed to ask the eightball again please?

I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  06:48:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, asked if you could ask again and I got - looking good!

So, will Nicole get caught magic eight ball ---> Yes

bugger


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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  08:34:14  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh mighty eight ball,

Will my hearing ever return? Especially in my left ear?


I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  08:39:43  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I was just reading Edgar Cayce's readings on this matter, as both my ears have been ringing for more than a year. He describes an elaborate session of bathing/massaging my entire body in peanut oil twice a week.

And being true to my life's purpose and creativity. hmmm...

Magic eight ball, will the ringing in my ears go away before 2005?

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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  08:57:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sir Rockabye - Forget about it
oh dear oh dear

Apl - Looks good to me
yay


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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  09:05:13  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
We can't be satisfied with that. maybe try this and ask again Sir Rock


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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  09:13:32  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Thanks for sticking up for me Apl. That Eight ball's a bully, if you ask me.

Eight ball, if I bathe in oil, will my hearing return?


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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  09:22:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sir rockabye - Who knows...

the eight ball is being a hissy today, I'm rephrasing it and asking agin....

Eight ball if young sir rockabye bathes in peanut oil, maybe does a token rub of peanut oil onto skin and is a very good boy will his hearing return??

---I have my doubts---

Ok, eight ball, If I throw you accross the room will sir rockabyes hearing return?

---my sources say no---

Damn it eight ball do you want me to crack you open and spill your blue juice everywhere?

---I have my doubts---

So will sir rockabyes hearing, particularily in his left ear, return if he uses the peanut oil and I promise not to crack you open and spill your guts?

---Absolutely not---

Cocky bloody eight ball, I got a duff one I tell you

Will sir rockabye get back at least 90% of the audial capabilities in his left ear?

---outlooks so so---

His right ear will be ok though?

---Yes---

50% in the left ear?

---Absolutely---

more than 50%

---Yes---

best I can do I'm afraid



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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  09:39:24  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You're the best Tre. Taking an eight ball on single handedly in my honor. My hero.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  11:40:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear Eight Ball

I have heard these are good.



Is this true?

If I may, one more question: will Sir Rock, a.k.a the Sir, start a thread about the 12/11 show?

Humbly, Kathryn


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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  11:52:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn, in my humble opinion the jaffa cake is the food of the gods.. the eight ball has this to say ---A definate yes---



In reference to the young Sir, the eight ball says ---yes--- but if he chooses to defy the prediction of the eight ball it would be understandable because of the way it chose to treat him. I, his hero nonetheless, have beaten some humility into it for that. Made it watched a stream of tampon commercials with that blue liquid streaming everywhere. I think I showed it good and proper.


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  12:26:37  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

Ok, asked if you could ask again and I got - looking good!

So, will Nicole get caught magic eight ball ---> Yes

bugger


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It couldn't by any chance tell me how and when could it?

I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  12:30:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll have a go, just for you mind...

How? ---forget about it---

When ---who knows---

no, it seems it can't. Stupid eight ball




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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 12/12/2004 :  12:32:35  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Damn damn damn.

Can you ask if I must now change my ways?

Or will I not even have to bother?



I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
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