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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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 Posted - 02/21/2005 : 14:52:50
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In attempt to not derail the "Just Watched" thread any further:
Does anyone have any advice on tasty fat free cheese? In particular cheddar? The last one I tried (I don't remember the brand), was awful. Worse than Kraft Singles. I need help! |
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Posted - 02/21/2005 : 14:59:16
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Are you on a diet Speedy?
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/21/2005 : 15:02:07
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quote:
Originally posted by rita
Are you on a diet Speedy?
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold
i think it's more of a religious/ideological thing, if you know what i mean Rita..
(*cough* terrorist *cough*)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 02/21/2005 : 15:03:53
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| Well, everyone's on a diet of some kind. Low fat, no fat, low carb, all carb, the floop quesadilla diet, etc. I've heard that floop's diet leads to a nasty cough, though... |
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Posted - 02/21/2005 : 15:08:41
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I don't know what you mean Floop, you know I'm not very good on that...
Speedy, try a tasty tofu!
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2005 : 16:26:36
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Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by rita
Are you on a diet Speedy?
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold
i think it's more of a religious/ideological thing, if you know what i mean Rita..
(*cough* terrorist *cough*)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Floop, how sure are you about this? I know it's rare for you to make jokes or be sarcastic. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2005 : 17:07:04
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sometimes you just have to go on gut instinct. but also, all the warning signs are there (no pizza, no donuts, low-fat cheese)..
by the way, non-fat cheese is worthless to begin with. you may as well just give up cheese altogether. non-fat cheese is like non-fat ice cream (know what i mean ice cream?).. it's almost good, but not really.
like decaffinated coffee.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/21/2005 : 20:24:15
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fat free cheese, that's a great idea for a plotless movie
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 00:41:03
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Decaffinated coffee...hate that, it's like you're pretending that you're having coffee but you're not.
Coffee and Chocolate forever!
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 00:48:02
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isn't that a mocha? i don't drink the poison, the smell alone makes me want to poop.
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 05:25:40
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Decaff is like non penetrative sex.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 05:47:32
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I worked in a coffee shop during college and we saved all our contempt for the decaf drinkers.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 07:14:12
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I can't imagine any fat free cheese tasting good at all.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 09:22:45
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i worked in a coffee shop once too. we used to give caffinated coffee to rude de-caff drinking customers. hope none of them had heart conditions..
actually, i hope they did. heheheheahehehehehe
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 09:37:23
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I think it's a rule that if you work in a coffee shop to fuck with the decaff drinkers.
Used to get idiots ordering decaff espresso at midnight during my brief coffee shop career. The poor bastards.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 10:07:24
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the rude ones, yes.
people are so lame with their coffee here. everyone has to order something really complicated and specialized so that they feel unique, "can i have a 'half caf,' soy/goat milk latte with extra foam, not too hot, in two cups, with a sprinkle of organic non-fat soy cinnamon substitute?"
seriously. someone like that deserves to have their order fucked with. i think 'half caf' is even worse than decaf. it's one thing if someone doesn't want the caffine.. but to be that noncomittal about it is pathetic.
where's pink ashtray when you need her?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 10:16:43
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Half caf? Is there such a thing?
You have weird people over there, be careful Tony!
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 11:21:00
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Fat free cheese ... heretic!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 11:52:08
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| This is the least of my heretical deeds, I assure you. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 12:14:50
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i would say 'no pizza' is at the top of the list
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:24:35
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Do you think I like living this way?!?!?!?
Actually, to tell you the truth, when you cut these things out, after a while you don't miss them. I rarely if ever crave soft drinks, fast food or pizza anymore. (I used to be quite addicted to all 3). |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:44:16
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take a wild guess what i'm about to eat
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:52:36
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"Speedy, you didn't mean what you said about me did you? You really don't miss me?" 
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 13:57:04
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"Remember that one time when you were watching the game by yourself and you ate an entire one of me? That was a good time. Man, were you hungry! Ha ha!!" 
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:05:48
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An entire one? Why is that exciting?
I don't think I've eaten just part of a pizza in my life.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:06:53
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"Remember that time when you were all depressed over that girl? Who was there for you?"
"Between you and me, I never really cared for her anyway.. especially considering the topping she wanted to choose . Give me a break!"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:10:35
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| Listen pizza, maybe if were less tasty and X-tra large, she we wouldn't have rejected by tubby ass, hmmm? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:19:32
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"Who needs her man!? You got me! YOU KNOW I'm right."
"Let me ask you this, have I ever ONCE said to you: 'Speedy, I don't think you should have another beer' or 'Speedy, I have a headache' or, 'Speedy, we have to go visit my grandparents this weekend' ???"
"I didn't think so"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:23:08
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"Did I judge you when you brought home that one video that one time? No, instead of giving you attitude I closed my cardboard box to give you some privacy (and to keep myself warm). Do you think she would have done that for you? hmmmm?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 02/22/2005 14:27:37 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:32:59
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| What about that time with runny sauce and the soggy crust? What was THAT about? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:39:29
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"I already told you it wasn't my fault, but I'm not going to argue with you Speedster. I wouldn't argue with my master"
"All I'm trying to say is, I miss you. Everyone misses you.. All the guys have been asking about you. No one's been themselves since you left. Between you and me, there was a rumor for a while there that you were... well, it doesn' matter what they were saying. I wouldn't care if you were. All I'm saying is, just give us another chance"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:44:10
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| Oh great, so another of my so-called friends decides I'm gay because I watch Sex and the City and actually know what they mean on the OC when they references Jimmy Choo's and desperately want Brad Pitt's tummy and use the word "tummy". Fat free yogurt doesn't think I'm gay! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:55:43
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"I hate to break it to you, but yes it does. I even heard the semi-firm tofu make a rude remark the other day. But I ignore that shit. I'm always telling them you're not. Not that there would be anything wrong with it if you were. Despite all of this, everyone really misses you Speedy"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:57:36
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"It's true Speedy. We miss you. Just come back.."
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 14:58:53
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"Speedy, if you ever want to just have lunch some time and talk about things, you can trust me. Just want you to know, I'm always there for you. OK buddy?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 15:02:30
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Look, you're just pissed because I've moved on. I don't NEED you anymore, and you still need me, and that bothers you. There's a new me. A better me. One that's going places, and those places don't involve you, and that's what you're pissed about. It's the being left behind that bothers you. But don't worry, there will be other chubby schmucks to tempt and tease and spend countless nights with. Don't clips my wings, darlin', don't clip my wings.
PS I also gave up wings. |
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