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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  05:07:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
a magic eight ball


From a charity shop, for £1.50, This week I shall live by the eight ball, I started last night and I think it had some dubious intentions..

I'm going to lunch now, and then to the library. I want to see what the magic eight ball has planned for me.

Anyone got any questions for it by the way?


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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  05:26:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Will I sober up from all the drinking I've done in the last 10 hours anytime soon?

Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  06:17:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When will happiness find me again?


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  07:35:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I kicked nicotine and alcohol cold turkey aftet 20 years of heavy usage.

Will I be as sucessful when quitting people?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  08:12:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Should I call her?


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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  08:24:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
TarTar - probably

Kathryn - Are you kidding?

KSR - Looking Good

Whore - outlook so so

So far the eight ball has decided I should have a bacon cheese burger for lunch, I should write an essay on cystic fibrosis, I should have a coffee instead of a beer, it's going well.

It also said my lunch dates hair was fabulous, I love my magic eight ball


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Edited by - n/a on 12/11/2004 08:27:01
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  08:27:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Should I stay or should I go?


i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue

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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  08:32:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rita - Forget about it


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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  08:52:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What the fuck does "outlook so so" mean?

That's a hard question for a magic ball.


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Daisy Girl
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Belize
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  08:56:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is there a better job out there for me?
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  08:57:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ooh... I forgot...

Will the Pixies really tour this summer?

Will they put out a new album?
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  09:01:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll ask again Xavier m'dear

Whore - Go for it

Daisy - Yes

Tour - Forget about it

Album - Don't bet on it

Noooooooooooooo stupid eight ball


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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  09:10:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Can I trust on you, holy big black ball?


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Sir Rockabye
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USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  09:26:12  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Will I see the Pixies more than once in the next week?

PS, I'm taking your 8-ball's word on this, so please be kind.


I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:03:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whore - Absolutely

Sir Rockabye - Absolutely

Whore, how can you doubt the eight ball, this morning I questioned the eight ball as to what I should wear, So todays combination was grey and brown pinstripes teamed with a bright orange lace trimmed V neck with ---get this--- a black retro V neck over the top of the orange thing, bizzare and slightly more colourful than I'm used to but inspired I thought. The eight ball told me that smoking light cigarettes was preffered to full strength. The eight ball also told me I should have pizza for tea.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:04:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
do you think that girl from yesterday likes me?



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:13:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop - Yes


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:15:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
would you lie to me magic 8 ball?



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:18:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh dear...

Floop - Yes


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:19:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Magic 8 Ball,

do you derive pleasure out of bolstering peoples hopes only to have them come crashing down?



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apl4eris
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USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:28:14  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Should I try to solve the mystery I just found?

Edited by - apl4eris on 12/11/2004 10:29:13
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:42:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop - Outlook so so

I think it's teasing you

Apl - My sources say No


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:45:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it's yellow, right?



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apl4eris
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USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  10:47:29  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think that's an Erisian magic 8 ball you got.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:16:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear 8ball

Are you one of those white-lady 1980s 8 balls, if you know what I mean?

Please tell Tre I was merely quoting a Catholics song. Which brings me to my next question:

Will the Catholics tour some time soon?

Please be kind. Your answer could destroy me, if I may paraphrase Morrissey.


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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:18:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn - Looking good...

how come my title changed??


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:21:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
CoF. Betcha.

He's bored...like organizing his desk...
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:22:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what about my question?



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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:27:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wait! If the magic 8 ball is so magic, how come KSR had to answer your question, Tre. Why wouldn't your magic 8 ball answer?




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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:28:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop - Don't count on it

It's that simons fault, copying my thread and making a far inferior one

I asked it why the title changed, it said forget about it. I suppose it's unimportant in the grand scheme but curiosity and all


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Edited by - n/a on 12/11/2004 11:30:16
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:46:31  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Is Vegas going to rock on new years ever?

Am I going to get caught?

Is that gig in Manchester a good idea?



I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
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floop
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  11:53:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
surfer, you're going to be in Vegas on New Years?

how long you staying in Vegas? if you get sick of casinos or clubs with bad music, there's a local bar called the Double Down that's pretty cool. only locals go there.. it's basically a punk bar. but lots of bizarre characters hang out there (strippers, transvestites etc..) . it's good for a laugh



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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:00:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, floop, that's the ending of an old debate.

Does Tre really have a Magic ball? Is she teasing us?


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:05:52  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

surfer, you're going to be in Vegas on New Years?

how long you staying in Vegas? if you get sick of casinos or clubs with bad music, there's a local bar called the Double Down that's pretty cool. only locals go there.. it's basically a punk bar. but lots of bizarre characters hang out there (strippers, transvestites etc..) . it's good for a laugh



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!



My esteemed travelling companion has blagged us tickets for Velvet Revolver - it's going to be trashy as hell, but we couldn't think of anything else and nothing caught our eye in LA. Cannot afford to stay anywhere in Vegas on the night so we're up for the night and then watching the sun rise over the Grand Canyon.



I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:09:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Surfer:

Vegas: looks good to me
Caught: Absolutely
Manchester: Looking Good

Whore yes I have an eight ball, if my camera phone was working I'd take a picture of it for you, cheeky so and so


Frank Black ate my hamster
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  12:13:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People, people.

A magic eight ball answers only YES or NO questions.

Kathryn - you of all people should know this.

Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 12/11/2004 12:14:20
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