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 Posted - 12/12/2004 : 12:43:26
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Must sweet surfer rosa changer her ways? ---yes---
Buggrit, just as I got you to join the dark side too, If you want I can have a word with the powers that be and change this horrible prediction
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 12/12/2004 : 13:08:14
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Please please - I'm having too much fun
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 12/12/2004 : 13:09:05
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Wait maybe it means that I have to be even more evil than before?
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
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Posted - 12/12/2004 : 13:17:48
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---Probably---
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 12/12/2004 : 13:22:09
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Haha! Knew it - I must set forth being even more devious than before - whoohoooooohoooo!
Thank you Tre and your magic eightball.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 05:11:45
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I just asked my eight ball if I will get a good mark for this shitty essay I have written it said
---you can count on it---
I kissed the fucker, I did!
The eight ball has thus far today advised me to get two hours sleep between 4am and 6am (I did, it was good although my housemate came to wake me up and found me half curled off the bed wearing just a V neck and pants (thats drawers to you yanks) poor girl must have got a shock) It has advised me to wear the same pinstripes again (clean though) with a black cardigan and a black see through old maternity top, quite smart really, the orange glittery eyeshadow is an odd choice but I'm going with it. The eight ball has told me not to brush my hair since I have been using it, and to be honest that works too, I've got short hair can get away with it. The eight ball has told me to avoid breakfast this morning and go with coffee and cigarettes, the magic eight ball has little advice as to what to do about the shocking bgs I am now developing under my eyes.
My housemate borrowed the eight ball last night while I was studying, it wouldn't let her go to bed and it wouldn't let her bring it back to me till stupid o clock, I don't think it likes me very much. Must be the thing with the tampons.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 07:03:50
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Mr Magic 8 Ball - will i get my work done by the end of term on thursday?
Will I get in to London Metropolitan?
Will my boyfriends gig be good tonight?
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 07:08:25
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Will I be able to end this day without throwing up?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 07:26:58
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Here Denis, take this, you need it more than I do!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 07:39:42
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Mel, I will be able to answer one of your questions soon without resorting to charity-shop mumbo-jumbo, but unfortunately not yet.
The general gist will be, not if I can help it.
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 07:59:17
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ha ha. i saw the reference i got the other day. my tutor says im a polite and thoughtful student, with a good sense of humour.....i think he was writing about the wrong person!!!
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 08:09:14
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Rude and thoughtless, with a lame sense of humour.
Yeah, that's more like it.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 09:05:20
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Will it happen again?
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 10:35:53
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One of my favorite online toys is the Virtual Magic 8 Ball -
http://www.mattelgames.com/magic8/flash_index.asp
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"...love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit."
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 10:40:00
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Thanks Ramona - your version says I'm not going to get caught.
Tre - does that mean you are?
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 10:44:17
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Magic 8 ball - will I get the fabulous job I applied for last night? Please say yes.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 02:02:37
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gosh sorry people the magic eight ball decreed I go to the pub last night with some people I don't like very much after the last lecture of the semester. It decreed that six pints would be ok, it also decreed that mixing peroni with castlemaine would taste fine (it did you know). The eight ball also thought it would be a good idea to go for all you can eat chinese at the Jumbo Chinese Buffet, this was less inspired, I felt a bit sick after the lemon chicken with curry rice.
So, Mel...
work done?
---Are you kidding---
into london?
---Too early to predict---
Good Gig?
---Yes---
Denis, not throw up?
---forget about it---
Cheeseman, rude and in need of a bit of a slap?
---absolutely---
Coldheartofstone, will it happen again?
---Yes---
Is the magic eight ball in my hand more trusty than the online one?
---My sources say no---
(I knew it was duff)
Will I get caught?
---forget about it---
woooooooooooohooooooooooooo
Dayanara get the fabulous job?
---A definate yes---
yay!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 02:42:30
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Nope, no puking yesterday. I begin to lose trust in the Magic 8 Ball.
Denis
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 09:37:26
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Ok, I have a supplemental question: will my dog stop throwing up long enough for me to go to the damn job interview?
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 09:38:15
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Lots of vomit in this thread, I just realized that.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:03:21
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oops, dayanara
---forget about it---
dog sitter?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:46:42
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Dear Magic Eight Ball
Will I be able to see the Pixies' Letterman performance? I don't have TV and
I can't leave the house at 11:30 at night. Will some kind soul tape it for me?
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:48:15
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---outlook so so---
Magic eight ball is mean, someone will I'm sure they will
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 13:09:15
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Oh gracious eight ball, will I get a good mark on my history exam on Thursday?
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed. |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 17:23:39
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---Yes in due time---
which I guess makes sense because you won't get your result straight away...
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 17:45:32
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Thank goodness. New question: Will Tre pierce her tongue?
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed. |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 17:49:05
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---Yes---
hey no fair, besides, it's only this week I'm living by the eight ball, and if I were to have it done it will be next week
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 17:51:30
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Dear MEB
Why are you waffling? Will I or won't I see a tape of the Pixies on Letterman?
Also, will Sir Rock catch another Hammerstein show this week?
Lastly, if I may, will floop post that alleged picture of himself with The Man?
Thanks, I know that is a lot of questions,
Kathryn
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 17:57:31
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kathryn..
letterman ---Yes in due time---
Sir Rock ---Definately Yes---
Floop and the man ---Yes in due time---
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 18:04:50
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Dear M8B
You are so wise, so full of patience.
Question: what can be done to persuade floop to post said pic of him and Frank sooner rather than later?
Signed
Impatient
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 18:10:45
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ok, this will be a case of Q and A
Threat of violence?
---Forget about it---
Blackmail?
---Absolutely not---
Bribery?
---Probably---
Bribery with sweeties?
---Definately not---
Bribery with money
---Forget about it---
Bribery with promise of the gorgeous B&W semi nide of Kathryn??
---Absolutely yes---
thus the ball did spake
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 18:23:30
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I got the job! Kiss the 8 ball for me.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 18:27:01
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Dear Almighty EB
I praise you for your part in our dayanara getting the job!
Now a question:
Tre won't really post the aforementioned b+w seminude photo of me, will she?
Signed
I do want to see The Floop + Frank Foto but not at any price
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 18:28:49
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I gave it a lickery kiss
Well done you!!
so, what is it and how many millions??
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 18:30:50
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Kathryn, you already gave me permission to post that picture, unfortunately I have lost it and only have the other picture of you and a dozen pictures of your pixie. Besides, that photo is gorgeous and you know it
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yesterday I purchased.... A Magic 8 ball
