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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 11/16/2004 : 16:28:26
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"i'm happy to pick up your warm feces with my hand in front of a cute girl"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 16:32:24
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"I'm going to wake you up by clawing your hair"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 16:38:19
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"i'm happy to watch you fellate yourself on the carpet - the perfect after-dinner activity"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 16:44:25
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"cats lick their own arse and genitals too you know"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 16:47:08
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"cats don't self-fellate to completion: only dogs"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 16:57:32
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"dogs don't try and get in the middle of you and your boyfriend in bed"
"If grown men could self fellate to completion, would they ever leave the house?"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:04:05
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"feel free to jump in mud and then jump on my house guests"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:08:50
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"look cute, climb onto my guests knee then bury your nasty claws in them"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:13:45
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"the sound of your incessant high-pitched barking is music to my ears"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:17:24
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People! This must stop! Look at yourselves! Just look at yourselves!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:23:42
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"interlopers, boooo"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:24:35
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"Oh look, you've fallen asleep infront of the fire, again"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:35:10
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(you're right Kathryn. dogs are great pets too. i'm sorry Tre)
(fingers crossed behind back)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:42:46
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(and I think cats are perfectly acceptable critters to live in your house, a thousand apologies dearest floop)
(*cough*bullshit*cough*)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:49:50
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(if someone had broken into your house, would you really use the word "interloper"?)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 17:53:48
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(haha yeah and I'd point too, in a high pitched voice wail "interloper-interloper", right before I caved their skulls with a hammer of course)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 18:06:28
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((("an interloper got into my flat and my cat just watched them and coughed up a hairball")))
(((((heeheehee)))))
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 18:39:33
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I once made the mistake of having a casual friend dog- and house-sit while I went on vacation. Got back and my email was flooded with truly disturbing invitations to check out bestiality sites. I ran this past the friend/house-sitter and he got really uncomfortable and soon after quit talking to me.
Back to whatever the hell you two were doing.
;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:33:16
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HAHAHahhaha...
Every morning I check to see what's been happening while I slumber and I get this.
Good Job. You too are friggin funny.
And just for the record...
"It's funny, you can lick your own crotch, but can't crap in a slightly dirty litterbox."
I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 18:02:52
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American vs. British spelling--Which is correct?
Cats vs. dogs vs. Freddy vs. Predator
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 18:31:48
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Yin vs. Yang: The Final Showdown
Why do cigarettes always taste better when you're drunk?
Can't I have just one little Marlboro?
Good god! I just ate two plates of lasagna!
If only I could speak to Frank, he'd understand that I am the one
It's been a long time since I had a good burrito
I cleaned the toilet today
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 18:37:14
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I think all of those would have been very insightful topics to delve into, kathryn, espeically "why do cigarettes taste better when drunk". I'm sure apl4eris would post info about there being a deal with the alcohol and cigarette companies where alcohol has a chemical that makes one crave a cigarette... and I'm guessing Taco Bell is in on that deal, too, cuz Taco Bell is suddenly gourmet shit when you're drunk.
Signature's are kind of like bumper stickers, only less sticky. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 18:42:47
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True, TT.
I've never eaten at Taco Bell, I am proud to say. But I do know about lapses in judgement when one is drunk.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 19:18:12
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Why do cigarettes taste better with warm feces and cat crotches?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 06:39:49
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Yin vs. Yang: The Final Showdown
Why do cigarettes always taste better when you're drunk?
Can't I have just one little Marlboro?
Good god! I just ate two plates of lasagna!
If only I could speak to Frank, he'd understand that I am the one
It's been a long time since I had a good burrito
I cleaned the toilet today
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Oh my Lord. I just burst out laughing in the middle of the office...Now my co-workers won't talk to me.
"I heard buggers are good for you. Dig away!"
I work at pleasing me 'cause I can't please you. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:38:31
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"If I see another fig, I am going to vomit"
"I am so sorry that I won't hang with Alicia next week. We could have run naked through the streets of Montreal taunting hookers and bankers alike."
"My child loudly asked in crowded, fancy restaurant: 'Mommy, can toe jam go somewhere other than between my toes?"
"Why do all the good threads mention feces?"
"Here is a bet: If Cheney's first name wasn't a euphemism for the penie, he'd jail all men named Dick."
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:42:53
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I was going to start a topic called "topics you were going to start but didn't"
But then floop did it for me |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:06:43
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"I'm blowing my office up on Sunday."
"Hookers and Bankers...One in the same?"
"Festering Boyles: The Good points."
"Baby Names: Fartbone?"
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:11:52
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"Fartbone, is that a turd??"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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irishlover
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:12:51
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| "tre, is that a name unloving parents give?" |
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:15:53
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"Irishlover, spells it out, so still a virgin?"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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irishlover
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:21:37
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| "tre, has a mother who can obviously keep a secret, so he has no idea I'm his daddy" |
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 12:24:18
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he? wrong tre dear
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 12:25:08
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hehe, barking up the wrong tre!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 12:26:20
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I've always told you you were macho, Tre. You're girlie but you've got your
commando, macho, kick-your-ass side. And I like that about you!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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