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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  13:31:47  Show Profile
(seriously, i'm constantly getting the wrong mail. who knows how much of my mail doesn't reach me. it's not that hard right? just match the numbers)



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  13:33:37  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
At least you get mail....

( begins sobbing uncontrollably...then knocks self out )

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  13:36:27  Show Profile
just bills

(you got some nice mail coming your way though coldie)



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  13:38:35  Show Profile
Fair Lady Cold Heart.

I have written to thee a thousand sonnets, a million notes of love and poetry of such great length and detail a plethora of forests have died for your name, for my shame they stay secret and like a far bright and burning sun I do worship thee from afar.


Frank Black ate my hamster
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  13:39:10  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Dolla dolla bills yawl...


I'm sorry that was just so appropriate..

( looking in mailbox... crawling in mailbox...drifting to sleep in mailbox )

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  13:43:40  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

Fair Lady Cold Heart.

I have written to thee a thousand sonnets, a million notes of love and poetry of such great length and detail a plethora of forests have died for your name, for my shame they stay secret and like a far bright and burning sun I do worship thee from afar.


Frank Black ate my hamster




The reply under this looks so bad...
Dolla dolla bills... WHO AM I FOOLING!


Tre

....Dude...If only I could put my words together as beautifully as you have, and If only I could glance for a moment at your confessions, I would join the escaping souls of the trees dying for my name, for the glory of your poetry would overwhelm my fragile soul.




(I think it adds such a touch of class by starting my sentence with dude.)
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  14:14:26  Show Profile
Amore'!!!

Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 11/10/2004 15:04:21
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n/a
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Posted - 11/10/2004 :  14:46:09  Show Profile
fair lady cold heart, I can not believe your chosen name is true for surely your heart doth blossom like a full red rose warmed by the glow of the light in the sky, a thing of beauty mystery and wonder. My secret words to you are as a barbwire choker upon the silken neck and heaving bosom of a creature of the highest refinement, undeserving and inadequate, whilst I should be offering you blooms of the highest grace and jewels of the deepest purity I am as unworthy to bask in your glorious after glow as a dog.


Frank Black ate my hamster

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2004 :  21:03:05  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
What will you be wearing tomorrow?
I have uncontrollable hatred for VoVat
Four year vacation to the South Pole



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  08:54:58  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Underneath the bland sky, your beauty alone brightens up the day. It's not the sun, it's not the moon, is the shining brilliance of your soul, Tre. Below the soil, the centre of the earth is reaching for just a small piece of your light. Digging through the dirt to be just a bit closer to you. When you cry, it rains. And when you sleep, the world stands in wait of your rising. When you walk, mother nature surrounds you, ensuring your safety for another day, so the world can bask in your love.

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  09:54:19  Show Profile
I am so jealous right now I could die.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  10:29:17  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
I'm smooth aren't I... OHHH yeah..

Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy!

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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  10:43:36  Show Profile
"Wish Coldheartofstone Would Write Poems Like That For Me"



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  10:44:17  Show Profile
"Beauty Is On The Inside": What Ugly People Tell Themselves



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  10:46:50  Show Profile
"Will I Ever Find Someone Who Will Love Me For My Money?"
"My Cat's Shit Smells Bad"
"That Waffle Was Good"
"Think I'll Take A Shower Now"



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  10:46:50  Show Profile
I am still horribly horribly jealous.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  10:50:04  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
"Sponge baths in Old folks homes:The Good, The Bad, and The wrinkled"

"Name that smell"

"Rendevous in the morgue"

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  11:18:14  Show Profile
Floop, you might appreciate this: I walked 10 minutes in 20 degree weather this morning to the post office and, duh, it's Veterans' Day, another patriotic holiday in the land of the red white and blue.

"Is Anything More Stupid Than Holding That Frozen Post Office Door And It Won't Budge?"


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  16:33:03  Show Profile
"My zits hurt."


This war, it will be just like the War on Drugs. It will be potent and effective and our objectives will be clear. The nation had a nasty drug problem and we declared a war on drugs and spent billions over many years and now you can't buy drugs anymore. It will be just like that.
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n/a
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  16:39:24  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

"Beauty Is On The Inside": What Ugly People Tell Themselves



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!



what if you are ugly on the inside too?


Frank Black ate my hamster
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  17:02:55  Show Profile
then you're fucked



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2004 :  18:10:29  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Floop, you might appreciate this: I walked 10 minutes in 20 degree weather this morning to the post office and, duh, it's Veterans' Day, another patriotic holiday in the land of the red white and blue.


I also went to the post office today to find it closed, but it worked out better for me because: 1) I drove, and 2) they had machines I could still use.

Anyway, more threads:

Our lovely selves...ask a question and answer it yourself
The VoVat Thread--No one else may post here
What are you not wearing right now?
Ask Dr. Sadness



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/12/2004 :  15:00:17  Show Profile
"I'm going for a hike, bye!"



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 11/12/2004 :  19:49:46  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
Check out my non-existent band!
Insane golden femurs
Who's better, Kim Deal or Mrs. John Murphy?



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2004 :  11:15:44  Show Profile
"Is LBF in jail again?"



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2004 :  11:19:58  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

"My zits hurt."


This war, it will be just like the War on Drugs. It will be potent and effective and our objectives will be clear. The nation had a nasty drug problem and we declared a war on drugs and spent billions over many years and now you can't buy drugs anymore. It will be just like that.




I just peed my pants.


He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2004 :  12:29:51  Show Profile
The "I Hit 1142 Posts And Stopped" thread.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2004 :  12:35:04  Show Profile
"I am the 'nicest' person on the forum"



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2004 :  16:11:38  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
Kirsten Dunst vs. a Bactrian camel
Biggest eyes on forum
The Peach Patrol totally defeats the angry strawberries
Beethoven Survivor



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2004 :  15:47:29  Show Profile
"Most dogs are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)"



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  16:06:44  Show Profile
"most cats are stupid (sorry I mean intellectually challenged)"


Frank Black ate my hamster
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2004 :  16:09:15  Show Profile
"eating your own feces: true sign of an advanced species?"


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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n/a
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  16:13:55  Show Profile
"Shitting in a box, clever kitty"


Frank Black ate my hamster

Edited by - n/a on 11/16/2004 16:16:43
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2004 :  16:17:19  Show Profile
"lick your ass, eat your feces, drink from the toilet - then like my face please"


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n/a
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  16:20:45  Show Profile
"noxious spray: a sign that he loves you"


Frank Black ate my hamster
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