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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:54:08
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This thread is cool - its like a month-long birthday party for you.
Many good pints and capital shenanigans for you this weekend Tre.
I am off to what is promising to be a fun gig - two bands (one of em mine), lots of old friends, planned afterparty...I'm gonna act like I'm freekin 22.
Whee!
Maybe I'll take home a drunken barhag to prove my manhood.
Err, mebbe not.
G'noight.
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:55:13
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thank you betty, my love to you
(and the rest of the funny eyed bretheren)
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:57:12
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night KSR, keep yourself away from the chickswithdicks, especially the sweaty truckloving busfixing poopeating racecardriving ones
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I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 00:08:00
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Hippies.
All hippies.
Everybody loves a smart hippie chick, right?
Ahh, yesss.
But tomorrow - we hike. It is the night of the saturday that is of import.
I'm the middle of the Daniel Boone, mind you.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 05:29:32
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Kill the hippies!!!!
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 08:23:10
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One of my best friends is a hippy, sort of, he could just be nuts.
Although if you asked him, he'd tell you he was a shamen, oh yes.
How fucking cool is the Bends, I have to go to the supermarket because my vegetarian housemate is away and it means I can eat meat this weekend (woo carcass) and I'm running out of smokes but I can't be bothered because the bends is on.
Mushrooms! I can eat mushrooms too (the normal variety)
you are so pretty
when you're on your knees
disenfected
eager to please
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 09:00:28
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how do you hide money from a hippy?
put it under the soap! |
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 11:50:04
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*groan*
you are so pretty
when you're on your knees
disenfected
eager to please
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 13:37:05
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I would fight for hippie chicks!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 18:10:10
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or at least make beads and banners right?
you are so pretty
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disenfected
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:04:24
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Yes, out of hemp.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:06:37
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cut your hair and get a job
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:51:13
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What if I just cut my job and get some hair?
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:59:30
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Hippy
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 10/18/2004 : 05:53:13
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Kill the hippies!!!!
He's killed a hippie, He's killed a hippie!!!
This is the first time I've quoted a hamster.
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Posted - 10/18/2004 : 09:33:12
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frank black ate my hamster
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 08:56:18
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I wonder what hamsters taste like?
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 08:58:03
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chicken no doubt, everything else does
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 08:59:53
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I wonder why everything tastes like chicken? Why doesnt everything taste of lentils?
Not that i dislike chicken, my favourite meat. Apart from steak.
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:20:25
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well, red meat tastes different to white meat because of the levels of mitochondria (which everyone knows in evolutionary terms they're are some sort of bug) in the muscle cells of these mamminals, higer levels making it darker in colour, dependant on activity of said creature. Hamsters are I believe white meat like chicken so would taste similar due to the comparative mitochondrial levels, whereas a lentil is a pulse, lacking in ancient symbiotic bug and being of a more plantish ilk would be more likely to have chloroplasts and taste like seaweed, so that would just be daft. Also, I believe myoglobin (a bit in the bood, it may help to visualise this as a baby-clot) plays a determining role in it's variant levels. Lentils and seaweeds do not bleed when you prick them, they may however ooze green which most peoples blood is not. I hope my deeply scientific explanation has cleared that one up
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:54:11
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Is human meat white? It tastes like chicken.
On my old anatomy drawings it looks red.
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:03:23
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it depends from person to person, for example a sprinter will be more white meat because of the smaller number of mitochondria required for short intense energy bursts, a long distance runner will be more red meat because of more ancient invaginated bugs sustaining a longer, more constant release of energy, those people who look like giant cows sprawled accross a sofa however will be mostly crackling, not red meat as one may think. Those Skinny boy child people with the low food intake and the perfect pout will be all gristle
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:49:05
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I prefer the other signature
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:09:15
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I thought it was too long
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:31:00
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Yes, maybe too long. What was it?
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:19:58
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Well, I certainly was not expecting THAT as an answer. I shall never ponder such a question again!
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 13:04:08
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It was from a longpigs song, "The Frank Sonata" from their second album 'Mobile Home' which isn't as good as the debut 'The Sun Is Often Out' but brings back many happy memories for me.
Always pleased to help clear up these little matters Mel!
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 07:48:36
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Hvae you ever invited people to your birthday, with out really thinking about what youre doing?
I randomly invited a bunch of people, from all different peroids of my life, to brighton for my Birthday.
It is going to be very odd. Ya know how you have these sorts of groups of friends that should never really be in a room together? well, thats basically what might happen. all of them, together.
Scary thought.
Hopefully moost of them wont come though.
(incase any of you read this that ive invited, er, i dont mean this about you guys, I want you to come!!! It will be good. I promise!)
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 08:26:38
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Due to a sticky situation with the welsh my birthday plans are all off, instead I shall just get slaughtered and most likely fall over. Bloody Welsh.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 10:53:21
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8 days to go!
Down with the Welsh!
Will you wear a suit on your birthday?
Perhaps a pic of that will satisfy the restless natives in the 'you right now' thread.
I pic of you in that suit...that you wear on your birthday.
See sig.
Teehee.
So! There tha'rt bare again, nowt but a bare-arsed lass an' a bit of a Lady Jane! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 12:46:04
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Hopefully moost of them wont come though.
You're on.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 12:51:44
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
8 days to go!
Down with the Welsh!
Will you wear a suit on your birthday?
Perhaps a pic of that will satisfy the restless natives in the 'you right now' thread.
I pic of you in that suit...that you wear on your birthday.
See sig.
Teehee.
So! There tha'rt bare again, nowt but a bare-arsed lass an' a bit of a Lady Jane!
not a suit as such, natty brown pinstripe flares and a T shirt, smart but a far cry from a suit.
quit nagging
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 13:02:27
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Sidestepped most gracefully.
Bravo!
</nag>
So! There tha'rt bare again, nowt but a bare-arsed lass an' a bit of a Lady Jane! |
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 13:20:52
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I am nothing if not gracefull
hahaha oh I amuse me.....
still no
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zfastx1
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 05:41:47
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| You amuse me Tre! |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRE!......(nearly, sort of, almost)
