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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  09:00:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
my little brother was born in 1985, my little brother!!!!

in fact (to make it 10 times worse) my other "little" brother who just turned 21 got engaged this week, thats HORRIBLE


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:13:07  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
for him yeah.... engaged at 21?!? I dunno aboot that my friend...

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:18:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Engaged at 21??? Madness is floating around your genotype.


"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:19:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
aaah it was obvious it was going to happen, they're not getting wed for a few years yet, in fact, true story:

My brothers fiance and he live in a trailer (seriously) in cornwall, they both are chefs, his gf put on a bit of weight and he came home to find her crying one day "I'm so sorry" she said "you must not fancy me anymore," he walked out

he came back an hour later with a huge bar of chocolate and some flowers, gave her a big hug and told her he loved her just the way she was, no matter how she looked

I was quite shocked, I'm ashamed to say I always thought he was a touch shallow


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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:19:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
whore, you are such a bitch


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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:23:53  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

that is a very sweet story your brother is a good person. :)
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:26:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
must...resist...fat...joke...


The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:28:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
look here lady boy kim, don't go there


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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:30:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fuck off!!!, that's LOVE!!!

Congrats to your brother, I'm his number one fan!


"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:37:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you said I was mad!!! well, I am sort of but not gibber gibber I'm a teapot crazy or anything


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:38:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah yeah, whatever.
I got yer freekin ladyboy right here.

I did NOT make the joke.

*heartless asshole out*

[grows thicker skin and vows to watch his mouth]

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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:40:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
But I said it on a gracious way, Didn't I?


"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:45:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I admire your resistence in this matter, I'm fiercly fond of my brother and his missus please accept my apologies KSR

ok whore, I guess so, you're firmly set in my good books

()


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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  11:52:22  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

she said "you must not fancy me anymore," he walked out

he came back an hour later
Sorry to bring this up, cause really, as a whole, it's such a sweet story....
but I wonder what in the world was she thinking all that time he was gone, perhaps that he had left her for good?

But yeah, aside from that little sadistic hour, your brother sounds like real people. Good on 'em! Not enough good people like that in the world, so of course I wish them the best.

Oh, and Happy Birthday Tre.


RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  12:25:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

aaah it was obvious it was going to happen, they're not getting wed for a few years yet, in fact, true story:

My brothers fiance and he live in a trailer (seriously) in cornwall, they both are chefs, his gf put on a bit of weight and he came home to find her crying one day


Aren't chefs suppose to be a little plump?
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  12:27:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's a woman thing Darwin, you wouldn't get it

Aunty Chub would like to show you though


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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  12:31:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The saying is "Never trust a skinny chef" or something like that... so that would make me very untrustworthy

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  13:15:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
haha KSR, no seriously, I am sorry


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  13:28:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Its ok, really...but I ain't no ladyboy. Far as I know, anyway...am I?

*gets nervous, sweaty...swollen, turgid...*





The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  13:39:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yum sweaty...

I like nothing better than a fine sheen of sweat on my ladyboys

()


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  14:12:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


I can't be a ladyboy, I'm a RACECARDRIVER!!! VROOOM!


AND I LIKE BIG MANLY TRUCKS TOO!!!


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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  14:20:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
speedy marie.....


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2004 :  14:58:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


I'm on my way over the pond to show you my sweaty ladyboyness.

I love Fridays. I just really don't give a damn on Fridays...So, is that me yer talkin bout in the 'you right now' thread? Hmmmm?

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:00:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

AND I LIKE BIG MANLY TRUCKERS TOO!!!





oh! really.....


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:07:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

and i like working on my bus. ladyboys don't work on busses, do they?



The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:12:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
well I'm not sure about ladyboys, but.....




I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:15:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

poop.




I like poop a whole bunch.





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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:17:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

quote:
Originally posted by Tre

quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

poop.




ew, poop is gross




I eat it for breakfast, with sprinkes


The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.




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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:21:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, this has gotten out of hand. I'll NOT have my heterosexuality questioned.
I'm a man! A MAN I TELL YOU!! A MAAAAAAAAN!!! ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!

*throws pint glass through mirror behind bar, collapses into blubbering mess on floor*


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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:24:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
so, did I win?


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:33:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you win?
Win what?

I'm still straight, dammit.
Is it such a crime to have good hair and like chicks?





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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:36:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
haha I won then!

I never doubted you were straight not for the slightest instance
Honestly!
It is a crime, they put you in prison in some countries for that you know!


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:40:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, you won our little battle i guess.

Ahh.
I love fridays. I'm out of stupid pics to post. I love posting stupid pics.
Here's another pic of that baby...my brother's actually. One of twins.



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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:44:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
very very cute


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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  15:46:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
let me add my kudos and well wishing regarding the birth of such a lovely woman as tre, kind and dear.

truly, i wish you all the best in this, and every, year.



love,

betty

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