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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 09:00:05
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my little brother was born in 1985, my little brother!!!!
in fact (to make it 10 times worse) my other "little" brother who just turned 21 got engaged this week, thats HORRIBLE
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:13:07
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for him yeah.... engaged at 21?!? I dunno aboot that my friend...
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:18:10
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Engaged at 21??? Madness is floating around your genotype.
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:19:23
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aaah it was obvious it was going to happen, they're not getting wed for a few years yet, in fact, true story:
My brothers fiance and he live in a trailer (seriously) in cornwall, they both are chefs, his gf put on a bit of weight and he came home to find her crying one day "I'm so sorry" she said "you must not fancy me anymore," he walked out
he came back an hour later with a huge bar of chocolate and some flowers, gave her a big hug and told her he loved her just the way she was, no matter how she looked
I was quite shocked, I'm ashamed to say I always thought he was a touch shallow
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:19:57
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whore, you are such a bitch
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:23:53
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that is a very sweet story your brother is a good person. :) |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:26:17
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must...resist...fat...joke...
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:28:01
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look here lady boy kim, don't go there
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:30:53
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Fuck off!!!, that's LOVE!!!
Congrats to your brother, I'm his number one fan!
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:37:21
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you said I was mad!!! well, I am sort of but not gibber gibber I'm a teapot crazy or anything
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:38:13
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Yeah yeah, whatever. I got yer freekin ladyboy right here.
I did NOT make the joke.
*heartless asshole out*
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Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 10/15/2004 13:05:31 |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:40:35
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But I said it on a gracious way, Didn't I?
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:45:42
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I admire your resistence in this matter, I'm fiercly fond of my brother and his missus please accept my apologies KSR
ok whore, I guess so, you're firmly set in my good books
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I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 11:52:22
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quote: Originally posted by Tre
she said "you must not fancy me anymore," he walked out
he came back an hour later
Sorry to bring this up, cause really, as a whole, it's such a sweet story.... but I wonder what in the world was she thinking all that time he was gone, perhaps that he had left her for good?
But yeah, aside from that little sadistic hour, your brother sounds like real people. Good on 'em! Not enough good people like that in the world, so of course I wish them the best.
Oh, and Happy Birthday Tre.
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 12:25:14
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quote: Originally posted by Tre
aaah it was obvious it was going to happen, they're not getting wed for a few years yet, in fact, true story:
My brothers fiance and he live in a trailer (seriously) in cornwall, they both are chefs, his gf put on a bit of weight and he came home to find her crying one day
Aren't chefs suppose to be a little plump? |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 12:27:44
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It's a woman thing Darwin, you wouldn't get it
Aunty Chub would like to show you though
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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LBF1976
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 12:31:58
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The saying is "Never trust a skinny chef" or something like that... so that would make me very untrustworthy
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 13:15:16
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haha KSR, no seriously, I am sorry
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 13:28:52
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Its ok, really...but I ain't no ladyboy. Far as I know, anyway...am I?
*gets nervous, sweaty...swollen, turgid...*
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 10/15/2004 13:43:29 |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 13:39:48
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yum sweaty...
I like nothing better than a fine sheen of sweat on my ladyboys
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 14:12:52
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I can't be a ladyboy, I'm a RACECARDRIVER!!! VROOOM!
AND I LIKE BIG MANLY TRUCKS TOO!!!
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 14:20:09
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speedy marie.....
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 14:58:01
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I'm on my way over the pond to show you my sweaty ladyboyness.
I love Fridays. I just really don't give a damn on Fridays...So, is that me yer talkin bout in the 'you right now' thread? Hmmmm? |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:00:58
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quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
AND I LIKE BIG MANLY TRUCKERS TOO!!!
oh! really.....
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:07:05
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and i like working on my bus. ladyboys don't work on busses, do they?
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:12:56
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well I'm not sure about ladyboys, but.....
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:15:20
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quote: Originally posted by Tre
quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
poop.
I like poop a whole bunch.
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:17:32
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quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
quote: Originally posted by Tre
quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
poop.
ew, poop is gross
I eat it for breakfast, with sprinkes
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:21:33
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Ok, this has gotten out of hand. I'll NOT have my heterosexuality questioned. I'm a man! A MAN I TELL YOU!! A MAAAAAAAAN!!! ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!
*throws pint glass through mirror behind bar, collapses into blubbering mess on floor*
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:24:13
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so, did I win?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:33:28
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Did you win? Win what?
I'm still straight, dammit. Is it such a crime to have good hair and like chicks?
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:36:30
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haha I won then!
I never doubted you were straight not for the slightest instance Honestly! It is a crime, they put you in prison in some countries for that you know!
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KimStanleyRobinson
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:40:59
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Yes, you won our little battle i guess.
Ahh. I love fridays. I'm out of stupid pics to post. I love posting stupid pics. Here's another pic of that baby...my brother's actually. One of twins.
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard. My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:44:55
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very very cute
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 15:46:10
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let me add my kudos and well wishing regarding the birth of such a lovely woman as tre, kind and dear.
truly, i wish you all the best in this, and every, year.
love,
betty
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