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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06/17/2003 : 04:10:12
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Happy birthday Steveplymouth! I hope that you are shagging as I type this - to be honest, the odds are in your favour. Anyway, have a shagtastic birthday as befits a Cornish shagmeister.
Leah, a library? Were you in the home improvements or sci-fi section? More info please
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 04:35:32
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Or maybe in "selp-help"?
I have to change my username in order to participate in this thread...
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 04:50:26
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| happy birthday stevie boy. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 07:18:30
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Happy Birthday Steve
<-----Ah, finally a teenager
-brian |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 07:49:51
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Have a great day, Steve! Big kiss from me! 
Congrats on the growing up, Brian. Well done! |
Edited by - ramona on 06/17/2003 07:50:27 |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 07:51:18
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| Yikes - we hit 3000 posts in the Henhouse. I need a nap. |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 08:50:02
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Originally posted by Broken Face
steve TRULY is the shagmeister - you should make an instructional video
Steve the Shagmeister : A Henhouse Production
-brian
I'm sure there's nothing I can teach all you smutty lot. It'd be more of a keep fit video. it could be called 'a day in the life of steve - co starring the henhouse chicks'
Needless to say I was woken very favourably by my lovely lady for my birthday. 20 today! Thank you all for your kind birthday greetings.
Love to you all xx
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2003 : 08:56:35
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| well done on the teenageriness brian! |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2003 : 09:37:28
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Hapsy buffdy steve and good on you on being teeny Brian...
As for a the library my ex worked there & those long hot summer afternoons whilst I was revising for my A levels meant alot of quiet time in a peaceful environment and I'll leave it up to the rest of you to use your considerable imaginations to figure the story from there...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
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Edited by - Leah on 06/17/2003 09:40:22 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2003 : 10:50:05
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Happy Birthday, Herr Shagmeister!
Congrats on the 500, Brian.
Rain, rain, rain. Downtown is flooding again. Zzzzzz. Very sleepy weather here today. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 13:46:18
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| happy bday steve...sarah, where's your answer? |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
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Posted - 06/17/2003 : 14:16:05
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hope nice things are in store on your bday steve, however you want to take that.
what year will i be a teenager??
in your face, space coyote!! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2003 : 15:01:09
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Originally posted by El Barto
happy bday steve...sarah, where's your answer?
Alright, alright, already. I've wracked my brains, but I just don't have anything very deviant to relate. I have amassed a fairly comprehensive sex toy collection, but I really don't think that would scandalize anybody except my poor old mother. Other than that, all I got is location. We did it once in a crowded lake in broad daylight without anybody noticing, and once on the stage right entrance ramp of my undergraduate theatre. (This really would only have been shocking if it had been during a performance.) Wide variety of shrubberies. Once on an asphalt playground after dark--I bore the scars of that one on my knees for a long time. I think Leah wins with the library story.
BTW, enjoy that standing-up thing while you can. Your knees will crap out on you as you get older. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
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2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2003 : 09:32:17
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OMG, I've killed the HH again! People need to quit asking me sex questions!
Hope everyone is well. I'm running away from home/the rain for the day--check y'all later. How's the post-birthday shagmeister's liver today? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2003 : 09:50:55
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I have a good few injuries I don't remember getting, and I think i might have offended people, but i hope birthday drunkenness is forgiveable.
And don't ever attempt an outkast song at karaoke if you're already slurring your words.
yep i feel bad |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 06/18/2003 : 10:05:00
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Take your aspirin and drink your water, Steve! Did you get any good birthday presents? Am I the next person on deck for a Henhouse birthday?? (Send cash and/or McDave!)  |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2003 : 10:06:17
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| Okay I'll give it a shot mere (this is embarassing, I'm pretty prudish). One of the first times I was with my hubby we were at his place and his bed had a headboard that was like shelving. Anyways, it was awesome until a 6 million pound (or what felt like 6 bazillion pounds) beer stein fell off the top shelf and knocked me right out. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
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Posted - 06/18/2003 : 10:29:30
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Okay I'll give it a shot mere (this is embarassing, I'm pretty prudish). One of the first times I was with my hubby we were at his place and his bed had a headboard that was like shelving. Anyways, it was awesome until a 6 million pound (or what felt like 6 bazillion pounds) beer stein fell off the top shelf and knocked me right out.
Okay, THAT is seriously funny.
I realize I'm not a "hen-houser", but I had to say that. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/18/2003 : 10:40:32
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Okay I'll give it a shot mere (this is embarassing, I'm pretty prudish). One of the first times I was with my hubby we were at his place and his bed had a headboard that was like shelving. Anyways, it was awesome until a 6 million pound (or what felt like 6 bazillion pounds) beer stein fell off the top shelf and knocked me right out.
(:
The mental image of that made me crack up hardcore right here at work. I know it's wrong to laugh at someone else's expense, but i'm a sucker for good slapstick. HAW! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2003 : 14:11:07
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sarah: that's hot!
carolyn: youch, that had to suck! did you get a bump? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 06/18/2003 : 14:34:12
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Originally posted by El Barto
sarah: that's hot!
carolyn: youch, that had to suck! did you get a bump?
The mother of all goose eggs! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2003 : 18:54:08
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Oh, that's just tragic! You poor dear. I hope he didn't finish without you!
Well, I'm not sure if anything can top that, but in the spirit of commiseration, I'll offer this one. (I can't remember if I've told it before, so bear with me.) When I was in college my big brother & his wife went out of town for a week and asked me to housesit and take care of their three cats. I, of course, immediately invited the new boyfriend/future husband up for the weekend. The relationship had been pretty much innocent up to this point, so we wasted no time in desecrating it. Anyway, we broke the bed the very first time and all three cats were under it! Fortunately they were ok, but we were unable to repair the bed. So, not only had we broken their bed shagging, but we almost killed the very creatures that we were supposed to be babysitting in the process. I had a lot of 'splaining to do when they got home. |
Edited by - mereubu on 06/18/2003 21:17:01 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2003 : 21:25:20
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| Wow, never heard of a violet wand before, but after briefly checking out a couple of web sites, I opine that anything that employs "industrial three-prong ceramic core technology" might be a little heavy-duty for me. I've also seen these weird Folsom-Electric control board thingies with little clamps and electrodes and crap in catalogs, and it just seems like too much technology. Very Frankenstein. I mostly just have cute Japanese toys. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
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5157 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2003 : 23:31:56
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Originally posted by steveplymouthuk
I have a good few injuries I don't remember getting, and I think i might have offended people, but i hope birthday drunkenness is forgiveable.
Holiday drunkeness, ESPECIALLY birthday, is always forgiveable. And i HATE when people get offended at someone's drunken ramblings. On New Years Eve i was at a party with a few friends and about 40 total strangers. at some point i found myself alone in a room with two twentysomething ladies, whom i had never met and haven't seen since, who spoke in a very valleygirl-ish tone and i offended them both with this little joke:
ditz #1 - "i've heard avril lavigne sucks, like, live"
ditz #2 - "i think she sucks, like, all the time"
brian (with lots of booze in him) - "i hope she sucks, like, my dick"
first off, its funny. secondly, i'm drunk and its new years. DEAL! Stuck up assholes...
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
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639 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2003 : 01:27:46
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i like that. Thats hilarious brian. Sounds like the sort of I'd do. I had to make a fact finding/apologising phonecall to the only girl on my uni course yesterday:
me -"i have some vague recollections of stuff i might have said to you last night but i hope that i didn't"
girl - "I think you said pretty much most things. And there was the groping to deal with as well"
so i think offence probably was caused. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2003 : 01:46:37
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But Steve, it was mere groping. In your case that is the equivalent of playing cribbage, or sharing a cup of herbal tea. No wonder she is offended. She probably expected at least 6 shags form the shagmeister.
Carolynanna - very funny indeed! How long did the shelving by the bed last after that very literal bonk?
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2003 : 02:38:04
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| well mrs steve still wouldn't be that pleased if she knew, so I'd rather have been a little better behaved. No matter how much these other ladies may want a go on the shagmeister, I am a one woman guy. after all, what would I want stereo nagging for? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 06/19/2003 : 08:13:57
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| Well Andy, the bed stayed but the shelving was emptied and mere I just wanted to add that he got me an icepack before anything else, how romantic hey? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2003 : 08:16:39
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| Aw, that's very sweet. =) |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2003 : 13:56:44
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by the way: rich, barra and jesse
to remind you lot (coz its a kept secret) - david bowie is playing the point in november. tickets are on sale on the 20th at 9am i think... ill be doing my best to go if any of you lot are interested in heading along as well.
cheers
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2003 : 14:49:52
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brian: that's fucking hilarious, you got a LOL for that one.
carolyn: how did you explain the bump to everyone? :) |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 06/20/2003 : 04:39:51
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i am happy. got my david bowie ticket :o)
so - to continue with the smutty theme - i bet there will be loads of foxy ladies there too haha. i can use my favourite chat up line too - are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you
(stolen from Quagmire of family guy. class act). cheers |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 06/20/2003 : 05:38:00
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lol Have to see about that Bowie thing Bazza, cheers anyway. I had better get out of here or else someone will have to throw a bucket of water over me while I'm trying to hump a mannequin in Brwon Thomas! Ohhh your all naughty, but I like you!(smacks you all with handbag)
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2003 : 05:39:36
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On a slightly similar note my ex once dismounted and departed to the bathroom and was gone for what I considered to be too friggin long.
When I went to investigate it appears that the poor lad had passed out en-route...
Needless to say I was incapable of helping for laughing...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2003 : 07:15:05
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Jesus, what sort of dismount was that?
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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