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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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 Posted - 12/02/2003 : 13:47:06
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BLACK FRANCIS
"What I used to worry about Christmas as a kid was the back of the Christmas tree. It faced the wall and never got enough decoration or attention. I thought it must feel neglected, and that concerned me. I used to string popcorn and cranberries with needle and thread and hang 'em on there.
And I still remember how my grandma really scared the shit out of me one Christmas when I was really young. It was a real dark Christmas Eve and she told me Santa was coming and pointed to this red light in the sky. It was an aeroplane circling, but I thought it was Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, I mean I was a shy kid and there he f***in' was, Rudolph, coming down for ME, blink blink blink! So I ran, terrified, to my bed, to dive under the covers, and my grandmother tiptoed out on the balcony outside my window and started shaking sleigh bells! What a prank! But for a long time then I was terrified of Santa.
I remember one Christmas Eve sweating all night, just lying there in bed, waiting for the hooves to land on the roof. In the morning I was exhausted. It was such horrible anticipation. Nowadays, Christmas is a lot more adult, I guess. My parents are divorced, so I have to decide which one I love and which one I hate. If I go to my father, I help him work his bar on Christmas Day, which is pretty cool." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 13:48:42
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Where'd you pull this from?
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 13:50:11
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Hehe, it's an article from Melody Maker. It's in the articles section at Alec Eiffel.
http://membres.lycos.fr/alec/ |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 14:02:26
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That's pretty hilarious.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 14:04:02
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:40:59
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haha, I wonder what he looked like as a kid.
That's a very stalkerish thing to say
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:41:52
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| haha, no, when I read it I was just imagining the frank we all know and love jumping into his bed afraid of Santa. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:43:03
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Nah, Crouton's alright. I wouldn't worry, that is, not unless he starts wearing a WWFT bracelet.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:46:11
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*hides wrist*
WWFT?? What are you talking about?.... |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:53:40
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| Nothing, nothing at all. I have no idea what that means, either, nor would I have one myself. How silly! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 19:28:14
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I saw someone else post WWFT elsewhere and it took me 'till reading this thread to figure it out. Hi-larious. Keep an eye on e-bay in the coming weeks. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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NO.13Girl
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 20:16:05
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That was cute Crouton thanks for posting that...
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / Aren't I Special?"
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2003 : 21:07:19
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Who Would Frank Tickle?
What Would Frank Trash?
Why Would Frank Toffee?
What's With Frank's Temper?
Who Will Frank Touch?
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Grizwald
- FB Fan -
Canada
100 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2003 : 03:26:22
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Ha ha ha, Yeah. I guess you could say everyone kind of has some kind of story like that to share, But none the less it was a very intresting one... And the last time I checked out Alec Effiel (The Not So French Pixies Page) I never saw that article. Could it be new?, Probaly not, As you know they never update that site anymore.
Cult Of Ray you say?, I mean The Cult Of J www.The-Cult.vze.com |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:45:50
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Originally posted by El Barto
Who Would Frank Tickle?
What Would Frank Trash?
Why Would Frank Toffee?
What's With Frank's Temper?
Who Will Frank Touch?
What Would Frank Think. :)
I think it was Carolynanna coined it. |
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