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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
 Posted - 06/12/2003 : 14:10:14
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| You freakish perverts! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2003 : 14:15:08
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| You all actually need to get laid for real it sounds like. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2003 : 14:20:11
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Originally posted by the swimmer
You all actually need to get laid for real it sounds like.
who's following who now?
and why do you care what we talk about?
sheesh, i'm getting really bitchy! sorry.*but still gives the evil eye to swimmer*
in your face, space coyote!! |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2003 : 01:32:35
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People in need of a scratch for an itch - surely thats the reason for the HEN HOUSE & the internet in general???
And the fact that this is an over 18's thread makes me think that you are spot-on with your analysis.
Well done for pointing that out mr. swimmer.
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2003 : 06:02:46
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What's wrong with being a freakish pervert??? You make it sound like an insult
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2003 : 08:08:21
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Originally posted by Ten Percenter
What's wrong with being a freakish pervert??? You make it sound like an insult
Did it come off sounding like an insult?
That would just be hypocritical if it did, seeing as I am the King of Freakish Pervert Land! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2003 : 08:26:15
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Originally posted by Leah
People in need of a scratch for an itch - surely thats the reason for the HEN HOUSE & the internet in general???
And the fact that this is an over 18's thread makes me think that you are spot-on with your analysis.
Well done for pointing that out mr. swimmer.
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche
Allright, if I must assist...
My number is....... |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 06:12:25
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Oh my, what is happening in the henhouse. No fighting in here, children!
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 06:18:29
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| yeah.. the smut-o-meter is hardly registering at all. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 06:20:07
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| Feel free to smut it up then. I did my part - a page or two back. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 06:26:24
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| hmmm... not my usual frisky self today... |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 06:27:57
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 Oh, so sad to hear it.
Signing off now, hope things perk up (and smut up) for you, love. |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 07:05:49
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Things are looking up for me now. Went home for 2 days and returned in double figures. nice to be back on track for June.
And its sure to be increasing on my birthday on tuesday |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 08:14:28
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how old ya gonna be steve?
-brian |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 11:57:34
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| Happy Almost Birthday, Steve! Do you have party plans? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 13:53:18
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I shall be twenteen (desperately trying to hang on to carefree teenagerness)
I'll be going on a pub crawl wearing an extra large cornish flag as a sort of cape. I looked through last years birthday photo's and there's pictorial evidence of me licking at least five or six different people. disturbing.
and a very frightening photo of me drinking a pint of [lager + double Navy Rum + double vodka + double whisky + double baileys] where the baileys curdles and it all goes lumpy. I looked so ill. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2003 : 22:09:16
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| Hey, I brought up some smut topics (oral sex and shaving the goods), but they kinda passed over. What's the craziest sexual thing you've done? |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 07:40:14
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well not done... but seen. i worked in a shop before and a guy came in and bought playboy. i put it in the bag for him. then he asked 'can i get a small packet of tissues to go with that?' totally true story. when i was training in new people i told them that each person buying a skin mag would get a 'complimentary' packet. hats off to that guy!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 07:49:14
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Not sure if I can go there this early on a Sunday morning, but I will think about it and get back to you. I am sure it is already in the henhouse somewhere. Lovely story, bazza! Ew!  |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 07:55:30
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pretty horrific methinks. also - a guy did come in one day, tear the centrefold out and leave. because of him we had to wrap our top shelfers in cling film. sniffle... so many memories (and mammaries too hehe). cheers
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 09:39:11
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happy birthday steve
lemme think about this sex thing...
-brian |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 16:34:56
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i'm sure that isnt hard for you brian.
in your face, space coyote!! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 16:40:12
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whats that supposed to mean BG?
i guess i am pretty tame...
-brian |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 16:51:53
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uriah hit the crappeeeeeeeeeer!
in your face, space coyote!! |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 19:40:32
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I hate you BG, 300!  and I've been arsing around here way longer then you!, but I have to live up to my evil twin Bazza's massive postage! 
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 20:34:39
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quote:
Originally posted by bazza
well not done... but seen. i worked in a shop before and a guy came in and bought playboy. i put it in the bag for him. then he asked 'can i get a small packet of tissues to go with that?' totally true story. when i was training in new people i told them that each person buying a skin mag would get a 'complimentary' packet. hats off to that guy!
That's so romantic! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2003 : 20:37:52
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Hope you have a good birthday Steve--try not to get alcohol poisoning! (Yeah, I know, I know, that's half the fun. You damn kids and yer rock n roll! It'll end up in tears!)
I dunno, Barto, I'm just too tired to think of kink today. To tell you the truth, the wildest thing that's happened to me this year is finally getting that lock installed on the bedroom door. Yow!
And you, Mr. Curious? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2003 : 01:47:17
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Originally posted by steveplymouthuk
Things are looking up for me now. Went home for 2 days and returned in double figures. nice to be back on track for June.
And its sure to be increasing on my birthday on tuesday
2 days and you have reached double figures? Do you only ingest ginseng and oysters? I think I reached double figures for the year in April.
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2003 : 08:40:20
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| Use the force, Andy. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2003 : 08:45:48
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steve TRULY is the shagmeister - you should make an instructional video
Steve the Shagmeister : A Henhouse Production
-brian |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2003 : 08:46:32
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knock back 5 cans of irn bru. that should do the trick.
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2003 : 08:47:56
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Originally posted by Broken Face
Steve the Shagmeister : A Henhouse Production
hehe i can imagine all the hens going ' my-what plumage.'
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2003 : 13:33:10
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Originally posted by therewererumours
I hate you BG, 300! and I've been arsing around here way longer then you!, but I have to live up to my evil twin Bazza's massive postage!
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head"
indeed, 815 is jealous-ifying. i'm sorry, i can't shut up!
in your face, space coyote!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2003 : 20:09:02
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Wildest sex thing? I dunno, it'd probably have to be getting fisted but I've done worse...
Naah, I don't know. I'm relatively new to the world of sex (definitely not solo sex, though). I can't think of anything non-standard that anyone would really consider wild. I can have sex standing up (girlfriend in arms)! |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2003 : 03:38:42
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I think I can claim most bizarre location: Local Library.
And a few other places but more along the lines of standard open air type areas - nothing too attrocious...
In terms of wildness outside the normal run of things I reckon the worst I get is some of the strange items of clothing that I've bought for the main that 9 years on you HAVE to keep things interesting...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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