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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
 Posted - 06/09/2003 : 10:22:10
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There should be! I propose the following categories of liability:
__ phones while driving
__ reads while driving
__ puts on makeup while driving
__ wanks while driving |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 12:06:43
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Oh, those people who put on mascara while driving! I hate those people!
I did participate in a sex act while in a moving vehical though - so what box would I check? I was not wanking. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 12:10:44
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Originally posted by ramona
Oh, those people who put on mascara while driving! I hate those people!
I did participate in a sex act while in a moving vehical though - so what box would I check? I was not wanking.
Were you in a horse box, Em?
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 12:28:47
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A horse box? I am lost again.
I was in a car. He was driving - shall I spell it out for you, dearest? |
Edited by - ramona on 06/09/2003 12:31:50 |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 13:33:50
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Yes! Were you in the back seat? And the (admittedly talented) guy in the front? Are you sure the gear stick was not flesh coloured? Was it McDave? Did you move onto the roof rack? Was Sarah on the bonnet, I mean hood?
Too many questions. 999
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 13:39:28
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What is the emoticon for cracking up hysterically?
Poor McDave, if only he knew what he was missing out on. Did I just say that? 
Time to go home... |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 14:35:25
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Em, you naughty gal! Did he manage to keep it on the road?
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 15:40:03
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He did indeed. And, may I just say, it was a good thing he warned me about the approaching toll booth...other wise that little woman would have gotten an eye full. Heh.
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 01:47:12
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post count 500
June shag count 0
good morning happy campers |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 02:52:31
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Steve if you think you have problems you have no idea...
So after getting over the enormous hurdle of finally hitting the sack with this guy I've been seeing; its now been 3 weeks since and no putting out - and mainly its down to me having lost interest.
Which means I have a choice of dumping him or talking through it - which I don't have the energy for since its only meant to be a summer fling and he wasn't that great anyway...there are just not enough shallow men to go round...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 03:04:28
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Hello HH. Steve, what has happened to the shagmeister? As I type this I am actually ahead of you in the June shagathon, by the princely sum of one. Then again, the quality was of the upmost.
Actually, you posted a while ago - you have probably reached double figures by now.
So Em - what kind of car was it? When did you work as a car valet?
Leah - good news, Frank is playing in London in July and October (see Cooking Vinyl site). This should cheer you up
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 03:09:34
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See I knew I'd louse up and start kicking off to find someone inform me he's touring London again - now all I have to do is find a date to go with :-)
Thanks dude!
Happy-o girlie!
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 08:42:34
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see you there then!
Andy its just cos I haven't seen her yet this month. I'll have overtaken you again by tomorrow evening. The shagmeister will always prevail. Well done on the 1000: you're twice as sad as me.
Leah; get yourself a shagmeister. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 09:22:27
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Where do we sign up for the 'shagmeister's? Put me on the list - I need one too!
I think all the henhouse folks should meet up in the UK. We could all wear T-shirts with chicken heads on 'em. Whadda ya think? |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 09:23:10
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Thanks for the advice. I think there's an ex somewhere overdue a visit...hmmmmmmmm!
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 14:47:45
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no! not the chickens! i will warn you now NEVER to visit a free range chicken farm...they spread for miles...and all these chickens are looking at you cock-eyed, and all you hear is a low but loud clucking murmur...and in the egg collecting place, the hens all go mad and pull each others neck feathers out!
oh shit, i've realised i'm in a henhouse! aargh!
in your face, space coyote!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 15:50:59
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| What's with all these women looking for casual sex? And where the fuck were you in high school? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 17:13:53
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Where do we sign up for the 'shagmeister's? Put me on the list - I need one too!
I think all the henhouse folks should meet up in the UK. We could all wear T-shirts with chicken heads on 'em. Whadda ya think?
plenty of room on my list
I'll start printing the t shirts then! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 19:12:16
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Ooh, save one for me!
Glad to have you back, Steverino. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 19:14:40
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
What's with all these women looking for casual sex? And where the fuck were you in high school?
We just get hornier as we get older. We're biological time bombs. Tick, tick, tick . . . |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 20:21:51
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
...other wise that little woman would have gotten an eye full. Heh.
Figuratively, and possibly, literally as well.
Sorry--couldn't resist!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2003 : 20:30:24
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| I knew I should have actively tried to get with one of my teachers...that's something I always wished would happen...but yeah, I guess teachers aren't into their students, lol. Women get hornier by age...hey, there's something to look forward to with my girlfriend. |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 05:47:37
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I see that mere and I are on a similar frequency on this whole libido thing...
As for last evening I was in the midst of dumping current squeeze when potential pelvic afliction callled.
Needless to say I am pretty pleased at how my shallow late 20's are evolving...!
Key thing to bear in mind is that in January I ended a 9 year on/off relationship so if its all the same I reckon I'm entitled to a summer fling or three...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 05:58:08
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Originally posted by mereubu
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Figuratively, and possibly, literally as well.
Sorry--couldn't resist!
LOL  |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 06:12:07
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i think its funny that women reach their sexual prime just as we discover...
GOLF.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 06:50:10
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quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
...other wise that little woman would have gotten an eye full. Heh.
Figuratively, and possibly, literally as well.
Sorry--couldn't resist!
Ew!! Gross. But I am laughing. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 07:38:45
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quote:
Originally posted by bazza
i think its funny that women reach their sexual prime just as we discover...
GOLF.
Mmmmm, caddies. . .  |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 07:43:20
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we reach a stage in our lives when the other half says 'are we going to go for a round or what' and we look for our golf clubs. its like a male menopause.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 14:07:43
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| I have a hard time believing that there will be a point in my life in which my girlfriend/future wife wants sex more than me. My hormones are freakin crazy. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 16:34:41
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
I have a hard time believing that there will be a point in my life in which my girlfriend/future wife wants sex more than me. My hormones are freakin crazy.
I'm jumping into this cluckity-cluck Henhouse, after stalking it for a good while.
No woman will EVER want more sex than me. Never has happened. Never will happen. No way. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2003 : 17:15:05
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i'm actually the less-sex obsessed person in my relationship...go figure
-brian |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2003 : 06:49:14
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See I reckon with me its a simple fact of being overly neurotic about my body when I was younger and having been with the same person for so long; in fact that now I'm single its like I have the horn 24/7.
I blame this heat...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2003 : 12:46:56
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oh god, just thought of something terrible...cross the 'car-wanking' thing with the butt plugs.
oh, and you know those car seat covers made out of wood beads? ugh.
in your face, space coyote!! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2003 : 12:59:58
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| Ew, BG - that's horrible! Many butt beads while you drive...okay, grossing myself out again. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2003 : 13:07:17
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i'm sorry, i had to share it so it would get out of my own thoughts.
in your face, space coyote!! |
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