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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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 Posted - 06/05/2003 : 13:41:35
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Somewhere in the middle I would guess. How ironic. Heh.
Someday I am going to print off the henhouse and make a book. I sense my fame and fortune calling me. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2003 : 13:47:02
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| I think it happens somewhere between pages 30 & 40 (although Andy teased me about it until at least page 60!) when a couple of us discussed our experiences with the menage a trois. I have to tell you though, I was feeling remorseful and deleted the post in which the actual event was described the day after I posted it. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2003 : 13:53:17
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lol. you're very persistant bart.
in your face, space coyote!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2003 : 16:43:31
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| Haha, it's interesting stuff. you can email me the details, sarah. lol. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2003 : 01:33:41
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quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
I think it happens somewhere between pages 30 & 40 (although Andy teased me about it until at least page 60!) when a couple of us discussed our experiences with the menage a trois. I have to tell you though, I was feeling remorseful and deleted the post in which the actual event was described the day after I posted it.
Page 60? In your dreams. Page 80 plus and still the thought of
(.v.)@^ raises a smile. Or a ^, in the case of one of your threesome participants
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2003 : 13:28:34
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| the prodigal procreative son returns. hi again! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2003 : 13:33:19
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| I'm squinting my eyes really hard and turning my head every which way and I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what (.v.)@^ is....I see tits, that's it. |
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blackpurse
= Cult of Ray =
USA
299 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2003 : 17:21:52
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Somewhere in the middle I would guess. How ironic. Heh.
Someday I am going to print off the henhouse and make a book. I sense my fame and fortune calling me.
I'm on another forum where I've known these women online only for about 4 years. We moved from iVillage to Delphi, and we've often mused about culling the archives for a book. Nobody has time to do it BUT.... we were on the short list for an Oprah segment about online communities! (Too many of us couldn't make it to the taping of the show -- because we would have had to admit to our employers what we REALLY use the internet for!) This particular forum is almost scary -- we've lived through a few cancer scares, a couple of miscarraiges, new jobs, three weddings, two UGLY divorces, a few adoptions, several pregnancies and births, a fire, 9/11 (heck, that was particularly scary, one of our NY members hadn't posted for a few days and we knew she worked on Wall Street), etc etc etc.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 06:53:16
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Howdi Bazza, are you going to Witness the fitness this year? Hope the weathers good.
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 07:03:13
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dia duit barra! conas ata tu?
as for witnness - mmm... probably not. the line up is pretty ok... but to be honest i would only consider going for the flaming lips, snow patrol and white stripes. also - it is pretty expensive as well (considering i am unemployed at the moment. sniffle). i did go 2 years ago and FB was excellent and rich gilbert was the persona of cool. ill probably wait until october to see him in dublin again. hope he plays vicar st or the olympia. cant wait! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 08:31:33
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El Barto, use your imagination... or try this:
(.V.)
Or maybe this:
W
X
Y
(except you have to write it on paper... be sure to make the 'W' all curvylicious). BTW, I own all rights to the word 'curvylicious'. And this is my first and last posting on the Henhouse. <under breath> today.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 08:39:32
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You'll be back, Dean!
OK, Jim, have you read enough to know the actual story? Acknowledge and I'll decode Andy's perverse little symbols. |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 09:04:21
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Thanks Bazza, very ill at the moment, like most people who seem to post here, with some throat/flu infection. I have the same misgivings about it this year as well, and FB was the main reason I went that year(but there was the bonus of The White Stripes, Trail of Dead, etc......). But this will probably be my holiday for this year, so should be a laugh(my best buds went off to Thialand this week so it might sort of compensate, not) Wow! Albania just scored an own goal Ha Ha!!!!! October you say the main man is paying a visit, can't wait. Till then I'll have to do with sunburn and Guinness.
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 10:06:28
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yeah... cant believe we won! (ireland just beat albania 2-1 in soccer. yes!!)
let the party begin...
cheers
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 14:05:33
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| sarah: from what I make of the story, you were macked by 2 guys, one of which had a bent dick. The ^ must symbolyze the dick...(.V.) the tits...and the @? Is that what I think it is? |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 16:05:51
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i'm pretty pissed off cos no one asked ME if i was going to witnness. and i am. to see flaming lips. and to see if the white stripes really are good live. and see if jack gives wayne another present....
stupid football. i don't care if you call me a stereotypical girl, i can't stand it. yes, lets pay millions to men kicking a spherical object around a field...
in your face, space coyote!! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 16:54:04
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The HH is kicking. Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend and making it as henhousey as possible. I know Sarah is!  |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 17:20:39
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
sarah: from what I make of the story, you were macked by 2 guys, one of which had a bent dick. The ^ must symbolyze the dick...(.V.) the tits...and the @? Is that what I think it is?
No, that would probably look more like *. @ is a symbol Andy & I came up with to represent the stupid boyfriend curled up fetal and sulking. (And it was HIS idea in the first place! Idiot.) (.V.) has at this point just become some sort of shorthand symbol for me. ^ is, you guessed it, the unfortunate bent dude. Anyway, we talked about it so much that we had to come up with some sort of menage-oticon just to save time.
I'm sure there are exceptions, but in general, I would say that the threesome is better left to the imagination unless everyone involved is fairly well-adjusted. And older than 18.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 18:02:49
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Sorry B Girl! So are you going to Witness . Flaming Lips should be really cool, I hav'nt bothered to look at the main line up yet but I'd like to see Lemon Jelly as well. I'm not a big fan of football, or sports for that matter, but when it comes to the national team you have to be supportive(if it was Rugby I would'nt watch it , plus I went to school with Damian Duff)
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 21:40:02
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2003 : 23:06:52
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i've always imagined a three way as a lot of fun, but i'm sure it just causes lots o' problems. too bad...
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2003 : 11:18:23
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Originally posted by therewererumours
Sorry B Girl! So are you going to Witness. Flaming Lips should be really cool, I hav'nt bothered to look at the main line up yet but I'd like to see Lemon Jelly as well. I'm not a big fan of football, or sports for that matter, but when it comes to the national team you have to be supportive(if it was Rugby I would'nt watch it, plus I went to school with Damian Duff)
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head"
ugh, sorry, i was a bit tired and pissy last night! is damian duff really that blonde?
in your face, space coyote!! |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2003 : 13:25:33
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I dont know, but I he has a mole in the shape of Gay Byrne in the small of his back
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2003 : 13:51:34
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i dont even want to know how you know that. please don't give me details of the cummunal showers. well, i guess the others might want to hear, judging by the usual henhouse gossip.
in your face, space coyote!! |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2003 : 14:46:25
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Ha ha! I thought thats what you'd think, but I have to say I never showered with the man (sigh!), those days were pretty much over when I was in school, no one did that showering together stuff, maybe only the guys who played Rugby (hint as to why I never like it ). Anyways, never knew the guy but it's great saying you were in the same year as him, he's done us proud!
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2003 : 15:09:42
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lol. maybe some day you will have the pleasure of showering with him ,barra, maybe.
in your face, space coyote!! |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2003 : 16:57:13
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Oh! we all wish!
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 01:07:09
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ok... enough football. back to the smut.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 06:34:18
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Yeah, what happened to your other testosterone/football thread?? Back to the smut, indeed.
Happy Monday, hens, chickies and roosters. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 06:40:56
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My arse is not hanging out.
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 06:56:52
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andy. make sure your 1000th post is SMUTTY SMUTTY SMUTTY. a smut fest ok?
and - of course - it has to be here.
the football thread died a sorry death. sniffle.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 07:11:26
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Morning, pervy peoples. Hope everyone had a good weekend.
Yesterday I was organizing the naughty bedside drawer (it's a wilderness of smut in there!), and I came across a piece of sex toy packaging that had an ad on the back for a vibrator that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car. It's called the Auto Vibe and the slogan is "You won't know if you're coming or going!" Jesus wept, is it too much to ask that people refrain from masturbating while they drive?!? I should think that everybody's already too busy talking on their damned cell phones to free up a hand for that.
C'mon Andy, three more posts! |
Edited by - mereubu on 06/09/2003 07:12:08 |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 07:16:52
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yeah... imagine ringing your husband and saying 'im coming im coming!!'
thats awful. shame on you bazza. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 07:38:09
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Haha! Bazza's BACK!
At the very least, I think that people who wank and drive should be in a higher insurance bracket. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2003 : 07:54:27
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| Would they put that on their insurance form? Is there a box to check for that? |
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