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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
 Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:04:54
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Sporty boy!
I'm recovering from a banking catastrophe. I accidentally gave the plumbers my debit card number instead of my credit card number. Oops! I think it's all straightened out now, but sheesh, what a hassle. I need me a big ol' drink. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:07:17
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| I have beaten you to the big ol' drink. How is the Cess pit under the house? Have they traced it directly to Rampant Bob's libido? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:10:05
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No, but close--sewage!
Oh, the headaches of homeownership. So much less desirable than the headaches of hangovers. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:11:57
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| Our kitchen ceiling is falling down. I have already pointed out that is unreasonable to expect our upper floor to bear the load of my scrotal sac. I'm sure RB would sympathise. |
Edited by - Ten Percenter on 04/24/2003 15:14:33 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:15:49
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| Aha! That's men for you--always threatening the structural integrity of a dwelling. Are you handy in terms of fixing things? Whatever the diametric opposite of handy might be is what we are. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:20:53
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| Hmm, I share your cack-handedness. I have tried to fix things before, but all that happens is that we have to call out emergency repair companies. Is RB not good at plastering (his own visage, if not ceilings)? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:24:57
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Nope, only good at getting plastered.
The time we cut into our bathroom wall (thinking that it was one our cats that was desperately scratching away in there) we were rewarded by the appearance of a hissing mother raccoon and her babies. Four years later, one little panel of drywall in the bathroom is held in place by a large patch of duct tape.
Not handy at all. |
Edited by - mereubu on 04/24/2003 15:25:38 |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:28:39
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I'm beginning to wonder if Bob is running a parallel existence to my own? Am I alive and well in Toad Suck?
Don't you just love that falsetto part in California Bound? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:30:42
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| Only Frankie Valli may sing castrati in this household. Feh. I can't believe it won. I don't hate the song by any means, but it ain't my favorite. It's a travesty that Southbound Bevy was voted off so early. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:33:29
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I'm glad it beat Jane. I agree re Southbound Bevy, as well as End of Miles, Valentine and Garuda, etc.
Mrs P has told me I have to go to bed. Night night Sarah, and other HH members |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 15:36:29
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| 'Night Andy. May your walls be free of vermin. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2003 : 16:21:46
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i was just wonderin, whats the real difference between dildos and butt plugs? apart from butt plugs are made especially for your arse.
say anything mean about joey, and i'll punch you. hard. on the shoulder. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 06:51:05
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Andy and Sarah, you guys rule! Keep the HH alive! Almost to page 80, kids.
BG, I think the difference is that butt plugs just "sit" there (heh) as opposed to being manipulated. I have no personal experience though, so someone else may need to jump in. Anyone?
God, I am so embarrassed!  |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 07:13:36
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good morning boys and girls (good morning mr. face)
how's everyone feeling this lovely friday? only 4 days of dealing with my roommate left! 1 paper and 2 finals to go! Glorious days!
i'm in a weird mood today...
-brian
ps. ramona i agree about the plug/dildo difference. although i've never used either, i would assume that the butt plug is stationary
as breathing flows my mind secedes... |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 07:18:47
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Hi Brian,
Congrats on the roommate departure (or are you departing - did I miss this convo?). I live by myself and it is fabulous.
Glad you could second my thoughts on the buttplug. I am the one who brought this up in the first place, right? Oy! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 07:22:44
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i am going home for the summer, then returning to pittsburgh with two friends in the fall, but alas, i get...MY OWN BEDROOM! i haven't been this excited since they put american gladiators back on tv!
as breathing flows my mind secedes... |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 07:25:59
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Good luck Brian.
Where do you think the expandable butt plug fits in (ooer) to all of this? What do you think, Em? And does Joey use one, BG? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 07:34:59
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The butt plugs confuses me. I still question how BIG the expandable one gets, but am too scared to know, I think.
How are you today, Andy dearest? Happy Friday.
Where is 'home', Brian?
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 07:38:34
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home are the shady suburbs of new york city known as bergen county, new jersey (pausing for all the nj jokes). lots of shows in the city, lots of time with mrs. broken face, lots of goofing off with my brother, my 21st birthday (nothing like asking your parents to pick you up a case of beer from the liquor store), acting in/scoring my friend's student film, a trip to philidelphia, the shore - its bound to be a good summer
i'm captain nostalgia/optimism today. too bad my spirits are likely to be crushed later by my 8 pg. sexuality and morality take home final
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 07:39:45
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Summer rules all.
Good luck with the final. Sounds gross (in terms of being so long, that is). |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 10:33:26
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Wow, there's actually a sexuality and morality class? You kids today with all yer new-fangled ideas.
Brackish Girl, it seems to me that, in addition to the aforementioned stationary nature of the butt plug, it also must have some kind of flared base to keep it from getting "lost" inside the wearer. Ewww. I have a link somewhere to a site where they collect x-rays of various things that people have put up their butts, and y'all are just lucky that I can't find it today. My father always had emergency room horror stories about the kinds of things that people would have to have removed.
Joey rules!
Hope everybody's having a good Friday. I'm done with class/meetings for today and ready to go nap/clean my house. Only two more weeks to go. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 10:54:17
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Originally posted by mereubu
Wow, there's actually a sexuality and morality class? You kids today with all yer new-fangled ideas.
I took a sociology class called "Sex & Film"
It was awesome! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 11:11:50
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this class is interesting, but mrs. broken face is taking a similar class at her school which focuses a lot more on, um...sex! like they discuss vibrators, dildos, porno, butt plugs (they would fit in well around here...), where as we talk about philosophy and papal encyclicas and whatnot. i would like a combination of the two for a supersex class!
-brian |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 11:45:10
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Originally posted by Broken Face
this class is interesting, but mrs. broken face is taking a similar class at her school which focuses a lot more on, um...sex! like they discuss vibrators, dildos, porno, butt plugs (they would fit in well around here...), where as we talk about philosophy and papal encyclicas and whatnot. i would like a combination of the two for a supersex class!
-brian
Ours was more about Gender and film and we watched movies and then had an online discussion about them where part of our grade was based on the intuitiveness and robustness of our posts.
They were good movies though they were,
Once Were Warriors (excellent)
Leolo
The Piano
Some Iron Woman contest
Cirque du something
It was a great class but no vibrators! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 13:55:18
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| Buttplugs and dildos...finally, some dirty talk. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2003 : 14:14:59
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No one said anything about butt beads.
I can't believe I have stumbled so low. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 00:17:59
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Can you believe it that wank mags, and any kind of filthy literature is illegal here, but vibro's and buttplugs are legal. Not too sure what the difference between a buttplug and a vibro is. Ones bigger and goes up the 'Velvet Tardis', and the other one is smaller..... etc etc. But then you get what is commonly known as the 'Finger and Thumb' which is a dildo / buttplug rolled into one. This thread actually gives me a reason to wander into a Chinese sex shop, for research purposes (taking an excuse out of Pete Townsends book) as I'm intrugued......
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 08:09:42
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| Oh well, as long as it's for science, Stuart. Enjoy your research. ;-) |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 09:13:33
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actually, from the early 20th century onward, vibrators were "medical products." back in the day, when women couldn't reach orgasm, they'd go to the gynocologist who would "manually" make them achieve orgasm with his fingers. this became too time consuming, so the vibrator was developed. back then they thought that it was harmful to your health to not achieve the big O, so most women had a vibrator for that purpose, much like you'd have a thermometer or an electric blanket. it wasn't until mid way through the century that it became a taboo item. see, i told you guys mrs. broken face's class was awesome - she learns all this interesting shit
-brian |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 09:50:32
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Heh. I love this thread.
Stuart, I still agree with Mereubu but the other difference between the vibe and the butt plug (*I think*) is that the vibrator has batteries and so forth, I don't think there are butt plugs with batteries - I mean, would the fact it (god) moved around, do anything for anyone
I pray my mother never stumbles in here. Hi, Mom! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 10:51:57
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| I would think it's safe to say that a buttplug is meant for still operation (you PLUG IN and you're done), and a dildo is meant to be manipulated. Or, you can just say that a dildo is more or less specifically for vaginal stimulation and a buttplug is for, well, you know. Due to it's shape, you won't have the embarassment of having it lost forever in your brown eye, unlike a dildo which has the potential. I've seen porn with buttplugs and I've seen it both ways...I've seen them being manipulated and have seen them stationary. I have not seen one with batteries. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 12:35:13
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Ok, I had to check the frighteningly comprehensive Blowfish catalog again. Yep, they sell vibrating ones with batteries. They also have dildos that you can pair with strap-on harnesses in case you want to replicate scenes from the popular "Bend Over Boyfriend" film series. Yipes!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 13:32:49
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| I was afraid of that. Even as I wrote it, I knew I was probably ill informed. Damn! The world of butt plugs, is after all, new to me. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2003 : 17:42:11
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At university I used to live with an Italian guy, who was partial to watching his girlfriend in action armed with a vibrator (as alot of men are of course).... one day a housemate of mine walked into the Italian guys room and on his bedside table was a buttplug, so you can understand what rumours flew around the house (and university) after that little find. We came to the conclusion that it was his and not his girlfriends, and that he had to use it as part of a trade off for him seeing his girlfriend with a dildo. Funnily enough we never brought it up with him, which is unusual because lads tend to rip the shit out of mates at the first opportunity.
Not from personal experience of course, I'd say that a plug would not be stationery, what would be the point in just sticking something up there and leaving it there???? Then again Ive no idea how anyone can get any enjoyment from any kinds of backdoor action, so I could e wrong. This is an experiment I wouldn't fancy trying out!
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/28/2003 : 07:00:28
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Originally posted by ramona
I was afraid of that. Even as I wrote it, I knew I was probably ill informed. Damn! The world of butt plugs, is after all, new to me.
It's fair to say that your knowledge is expanding, possibly infinitely, Em. |
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