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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/22/2003 :  03:59:46  Show Profile
Good luck with your finals, Brian. I am back at work after a 2 week break and I feel Godawful. At least it is almost lunchtime.
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =

914 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  05:03:10  Show Profile
may i enter the house of hens as well?
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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  05:55:24  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Chip Away Boy

may i enter the house of hens as well?



Of course you can. The more the merrier. Do you prefer Leghorns or Rhode Island Reds?

Edited by - Ten Percenter on 04/22/2003 08:02:58
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  06:30:31  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Page 77 and we're still getting new hens and roosters. How lovely!

Sarah suggested we should print out "the early henhouse" and make a book - whadda y'all think?

Hope yur Easter's were filled with much chicken debachery. Heh.
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =

914 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  08:00:58  Show Profile
alright then let me share some life stories
i broke up with my girlfriend last night because of too much fighting and we'd been going out almost 3 1/2 years...speed up to this morning, we've been on the phone for 4 hours and she's not accepting it..i dunno what to do :(
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  08:03:18  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Hi all..... ah Easter I could have well done with a roast dinner, I miss that so much!!!! In fact I wouldn't have known it was Easter if someone wouldn't have poited it out to me, you lose track of time over here.

International Air Guitar Hitman
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  08:07:41  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
she's not accepting that you've broke up with her..... change your name to something completely different like Deke, or Dirk, and then change your phone number. Maybe grow a nu metal beard and buy a toupe and claim to be the cousin of Chip Away Boy.

International Air Guitar Hitman
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -

United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  08:30:25  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Chip Away Boy

alright then let me share some life stories
i broke up with my girlfriend last night because of too much fighting and we'd been going out almost 3 1/2 years...speed up to this morning, we've been on the phone for 4 hours and she's not accepting it..i dunno what to do :(



I think you need to unplug your phone for a while at the very least. What was it that Frank said about Space? I would talk again after a time out (if you want to).
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Broken Face
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USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  08:42:52  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
i agree - take some time for both of you to think about things - thats the only way to see how you're really feeling, not how you're reacting to how she's feeling. take a day or two and re-evaluate everything

-brian

as breathing flows my mind secedes...
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =

914 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  08:45:19  Show Profile
its been a while of fighting so i've had alot of evaluating time....i think this is for the best, but she's not accepting it
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  14:09:54  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Does she do threesomes?

Maybe you should videotape you fucking another girl and send it her way.

Edited by - El Barto on 04/22/2003 14:10:44
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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  14:18:54  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Oh, that's constructive.

Yeah, I'd take a little break--at least get out of your house for a while. As most folks here already know, I once had a boyfriend (we were together 3-1/2 years, and that was pretty much his emotional age as well) who so could not accept the breakup that his MOTHER was calling me and begging me to go back. Anyway, I'd be, uh, unavailable for a while until things cool down a little.

Hey Stuart, still in China? Long time no hear.
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Broken Face
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USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  15:04:53  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
yeah, i'd call up some friends and just get out of the picture for awhile. enjoy yourself, go see a movie, get a drink, read a book, see a show, SOMETHING other than sitting on the phone. the space will do her good too.

-Brian

as breathing flows my mind secedes...
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 04/22/2003 :  18:51:25  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Still in China Mereubu, thanks for asking.... trying to avoid the nu plague at the moment.... been successful so far..... not that concerned to be honest. Ive been pretty busy with work and not had much time on my hands (which is a refreshing change). How are you doing??

International Air Guitar Hitman
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matto
= Cult of Ray =

USA
955 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2003 :  10:30:00  Show Profile  Visit matto's Homepage
Still in FYROM - they played FB "Hang on To Your Ego" during a segue as bg muzak between turbo folk sessions. But that's about all the FB influence here...

"nie za volkot, volkot na vratot"
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2003 :  14:33:18  Show Profile
hope you dont mind me joinin your home, i just felt like contributing to such an amazing thread!

if you say anything mean about kim, i'll kick ya in the shins!
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Broken Face
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USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2003 :  16:07:09  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
welcome BG - how are things going with the ex Chip?

as breathing flows my mind secedes...
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2003 :  16:35:11  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
"nie za volkot, volkot na vratot"

Translation, please! My, um, Macedonian (is there such a language? what do they actually speak there?) is a little rusty.

Come on in, Brackish Girl. We could always use an extra hen.

Brian, when does your term end? Are you already done?

I'm just hanging on til the end of the semester here. I'm ready to have some summer fun with my kid. Classes end May 5, but it could be over so much sooner if I killed my intro to theatre class. Hmmm. . .it'd save me some grading, too.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -

United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  03:17:46  Show Profile
How are you Matto? Welcome Brackish girl. What sort of butt plug do you think Kim favours?
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Broken Face
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USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  06:13:26  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
my semester is officially over today and finals begin tomorrow. i head home on tuesday for the summer. however, before then i have a final and 2 papers left so wish me luck

-brian

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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  06:16:40  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
OK, there's been enough depraved butt plug talk in this thread that I simply must post this link. This (oh, please pardon the pun) totally cracked me up.

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/snelling_butt_toys.html
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -

United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  07:16:03  Show Profile
The very best of luck, Brian. I think the HH should club together and buy you a gadget from Mereubu's link above - which one do you want?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  07:30:58  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Good luck, Brian! At least it'll be over soon.

I dunno, Andy, I doubt my meager teacher's salary would cover the purchase of one of these objets d'art. The infamous baby Jesus one is much more economical, and it glows in the dark, too:

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/divine_butt_toys.html

The parrot one just kills me--it's so preposterous. Also, the one that looks like a lion's head door knocker. Anybody home?



Edited by - mereubu on 04/24/2003 07:36:53
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Broken Face
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USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  07:35:20  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
i've seen a VERY wrong dildo (not a butt plug, but close enough) in the shape of a crucifix. that has to be the worst i've ever seen.

-brian

thanks for the well wishes with finals all


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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  07:40:18  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Oh yeah, this catalog carries that as well. I believe that they call it the Jackhammer Jesus and it glows in the dark. They also have ones that look like nuns or the angel of death. Clearly, there's a few lapsed catholics out there that have some issues.

OK, I'm now clearing my mind of all dildo-related thoughts and leaving to spend my day with small children. Y'all have a good Thursday.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  07:46:44  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
I am too scared to look - yet I am the one who brought up butt plugs in the first place. My apologies to everyone!
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =

914 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:21:12  Show Profile
thanks for the responses

she got me to say i would give it one more chance and if things dont work out this time then she'd have closure in knowing that it wasnt meant to be
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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:44:57  Show Profile
Good luck Chip. If the arguments do continue choose a different uniform
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:46:59  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Chip Away Boy

thanks for the responses

she got me to say i would give it one more chance and if things dont work out this time then she'd have closure in knowing that it wasnt meant to be



That sounds reasonable. Best of luck to you.
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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:48:29  Show Profile
Hi Sarah, How was the Rhino? Have you got the horn?
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:50:12  Show Profile
well i knew nothing about butt-plugs til i saw that site-so i'll say she uses...* looks thru catalogue* a jelly blowfish butt-plug, for sure.
i think i'm gonna change my sig, but i will still kick you, silently, and without warning!

if you say anything mean about kim, i'll kick ya in the shins!
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Broken Face
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USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:52:18  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
good luck chip - my girlfriend and i have a sorted past (almost 6 years on and off) and there were many times i wanted to walk away. however, we both grew up a lot and things are better than i could've ever imagined.

now that i'm done with my sappiness, i'll be off

-brian

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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:58:12  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Girl

well i knew nothing about butt-plugs til i saw that site-so i'll say she uses...* looks thru catalogue* a jelly blowfish butt-plug, for sure.
i think i'm gonna change my sig, but i will still kick you, silently, and without warning!

if you say anything mean about kim, i'll kick ya in the shins!



I look forward to it BG!
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  14:59:05  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Ten Percenter

Hi Sarah, How was the Rhino? Have you got the horn?


Heh-heh. The running time was a little shorter last night, but the second act was still a punishment. Et vous? How are you doing?
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -

United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2003 :  15:02:47  Show Profile
Glasgow Celtic have just reached the final of the UEFA cup. I am doing just GRAND. BAzza, where are you? I want to celebrate!
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