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Broken Face
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USA
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 Posted - 04/06/2003 : 11:00:51
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welcome fumanbru - all are welcome in the henhouse
-brian
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Mellzah
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Posted - 04/07/2003 : 00:43:32
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I don't know if this is quite appropriate here or not but...it IS the place for smut.
I got this from work yesterday.
My manager (a guy) made some droll remark about how he shudders to think of all the desperate guys who are going to go home and wank to it--I countered that there's no one that desperate, especially with the abundance of free porn on the internet.
What say you henhousers? Do you know anyone whom you think might *ahem* enjoy Ms. Croft? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 01:42:04
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| Possibly Donald Rumsfeld? |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 07:54:36
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not a big lara croft fan - nor am i a fan of her onscreen counterpart angelina jolie. so i'm not a fan - but i'm sure there's a lonely geek out there somewhere who would tune his pork guitar to that
-brian
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 08:33:26
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Pork guitar? Little Catholics? You're an unending source of knowledge, Brian! :-)
Y'all have a good weekend? I think I did, but I'm too sleepy right now to remember. Zzzzzz . . . |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 12:31:14
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thanks sarah! my weekend was pretty good, minus some drunken illness on saturday night. i guess that large taco bell meal before getting smashed wasn't such a good idea...
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2003 : 12:46:04
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I'm already wanking to it right now...just kidding. I'm sure I have in the past, though.
Jessica Rabbit is fucking hot, too. |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 04/07/2003 : 13:00:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
i guess that large taco bell meal before getting smashed wasn't such a good idea...
A large amount of Taco Bell is NEVER a good idea. 
You know when you go grocery shopping, and you pick up some chicken breasts, or a pound of hamburger, etc?
Taco Bell (I'm not making this up!) orders their meat in GALLONS.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 12:42:22
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| 'bye HH, back in about 1 week. Don't miss me too much. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 13:27:04
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Oh, but WE WILL!
Have a lovely journey, Andy. I will try to hit 1000 while you're gone. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/08/2003 : 14:11:38
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have a good one andy. hopefully that 8 point gap will also be a helluva lot less when you return.
you know what i mean!
:o)
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 15:00:01
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have a good trip andy
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 10:51:19
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henhouse is quiet today
i've been rediscovering my absolute adoration for the beatles today. i was listening to strawberry fields forever, rain, getting better and revolution earlier and i was blown away by them for the millionth time. gotta love those beatles
i think i found an apartment for next year so i won't be homeless come august!
have a nice day all
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 13:23:46
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Ah yes, it's always good to know where you'll be living.
I need to update my Beatles collection. What I have is on scratched vinyl an definitely incomplete. I love me some of that White Album.
I'm busy plotting revenge on my listless students. They haven't been right since the time change. I'm giving them a day or two more to adjust and then the gloves are coming off. Mwah-ah-ah-ahhh!
<sigh>I need a nap. |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 19:20:51
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hey....
Okay gotta go...
That's Better... It's about time I changed my signature |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 19:34:51
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
I'm already wanking to it right now...just kidding. I'm sure I have in the past, though.
Jessica Rabbit is fucking hot, too.
Nah, she's just drawn that way. . . |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2003 : 17:09:59
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It's a sad and lonely henhouse...
Hope you are all having a fantabulous Friday night.
Big kiss!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2003 : 17:24:41
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about to go out drinking - fun fun fun
have a good weekend
-brian
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2003 : 17:51:22
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Drink some for me! My tolerance is way down and I'm a total lightweight now. I'll drink one bottle of stout tonight and doubtless fall asleep in it before it's even gone. Sad, sad, sad.
Happy weekend, folks. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2003 : 08:53:13
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Hey all you quiet henhousers - I think we must miss Andy. 
Am only 10 posts from 1000, I'll have to make sure it is in here! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2003 : 11:40:56
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it is too damn quiet!
warm weather is nice, but for some reason my AC is emmitting a maple syrup like smell - smells like pancakes 24 hours a day
how's everyone doing
come on ramona! 2 more!
-Brian
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2003 : 11:42:55
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| Must be nice Brian, its snowing here! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2003 : 12:05:57
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Snow! Holy crow, you Canadians and your crazy weather!
That's weird, Brian. You got any strange maple-syrup-smelling plants outside? Everything here is furry/sticky with the zillion kinds of pollen Arkansas is known for. Every black cat or dog you see glows greenish yellow with a coating of oak pollen. Yecch. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2003 : 13:06:22
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| Okay, here is 1000. Whew. I need a nap. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2003 : 15:11:36
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Congrats, my dear! Now I'm not alone in my 1000+ sickness. We enablers have to stick together.
xox
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2003 : 23:15:16
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Merebuuu Merebuuuu,
How are things? I am wrecking havic to-night don't hate me for being contraversial... think of the Marquis....
That's Better... It's about time I changed my signature |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2003 : 01:22:02
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Congrats on the 1000 bonk Ramona. How did it compare to no.1?
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2003 : 05:05:46
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Am I alone in thinking well done to both and how is it that you'd think the Webguys would have beaten you two.
I guess its like Chuck Berry says "goes to show you never can tell..."
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2003 : 14:47:16
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Thanks, Leah.
Hey, y'all, I'm rescuing this rejected topic from the Bakers Dozen thread; it clearly belongs here.
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13 songs you would like to make sweet dirty love to. FB or anything else.
1. thalassocracy - but 93 seconds is a bit of a push for me
2. rufus (featuring chaka khan) - tell me something good
3. Chocolate Hot - I believe in miracles (where ya from, you sexy thing!?)
4. Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers- Ice Cream Man
5. Frank Black - Surf Epic
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2003 : 14:49:24
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13 songs you would like to make sweet dirty love to. FB or anything else.
1. thalassocracy - but 93 seconds is a bit of a push for me
2. rufus (featuring chaka khan) - tell me something good
3. Chocolate Hot - I believe in miracles (where ya from, you sexy thing!?)
4. Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers- Ice Cream Man
5. Frank Black - Surf Epic
6. Jolene (extended mix) |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2003 : 09:15:10
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Ha! Jolene. How extended?
Ok, no one else is answering, so I'm adding another.
13 songs you would like to make sweet dirty love to. FB or anything else.
1. thalassocracy - but 93 seconds is a bit of a push for me
2. rufus (featuring chaka khan) - tell me something good
3. Chocolate Hot - I believe in miracles (where ya from, you sexy thing!?)
4. Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers- Ice Cream Man
5. Frank Black - Surf Epic
6. Jolene (extended mix)
7. Staple Singers - I'll Take You There |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2003 : 13:12:50
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She can take my man anytime. I'll add another too:
. thalassocracy - but 93 seconds is a bit of a push for me
2. rufus (featuring chaka khan) - tell me something good
3. Chocolate Hot - I believe in miracles (where ya from, you sexy thing!?)
4. Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers- Ice Cream Man
5. Frank Black - Surf Epic
6. Jolene (extended mix)
7. Staple Singers - I'll Take You There
8. Ewen MacColl - First Time Ever I Saw your Face |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2003 : 11:37:35
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Hi de ho my lovelies. Just thought i'd say happy easter. Miss you and love you all. see you full time next week
xxxxx |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2003 : 12:06:34
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Hey-hey, Steve! Glad to hear from you--the Henhouse has all but died while everyone's gone on holiday. Happy Easter to you too! My family and I just dismembered a large chocolate bunny. Mmmm. (What that has to do with the resurrection of Jesus, well, I've no idea, but I'm sure as hell not going to complain where chocolate is involved. Guess I'm just a heathen.)
Take care & come back soon!
xoxo
Sarah |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2003 : 19:24:05
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hey all,
back from jersey well rested and ready to tackle finals - 8 days till my summer begins! how's everyone else?
-brian
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