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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2003 :  06:37:44  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
I can always count on you, Andy.
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
907 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2003 :  09:02:35  Show Profile
Hello again everyone. Very sporadic chatting by myself - but I hope everyone can forgive. I hope that everyone is well. Has anyone has the distinct priveledge of seeing FB&C's on this tour. I almost made it to the Chicago shows. I have a friend who lives in the city but my job (that thing I have that sustains my being) kept me from going. Oh well. I will catch up to Mr. Black in the very near future. Have a great day everyone. Later.

Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2003 :  12:02:45  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
hi folks

my trip to baltimore was great. miss broken face and i had a wonderful time (take that however you want henhousers) and i picked up some new music in a kickass music store. however, on the way back to pittsburgh it began to SNOW which sucks ass. i'm really sick of the snow. how's everyone else doing?

-Brian

as breathing flows my mind secedes...
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
907 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2003 :  12:21:58  Show Profile
It started to snow.....Christ it hasn't stopped snowing here since 1973. October of that year I think. This winter completely blows!

Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go!
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2003 :  12:29:51  Show Profile
you will be amused to hear thats its unusually clammy and mild over here! feeling homesick fella?
:o)


There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2003 :  13:05:47  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
All the boys are in the Henhouse. Helloooooooooo, boys.

Hope yur all well.
XXX, Em
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2003 :  13:35:26  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Hey, fellers. It's a sunny seventy degrees here today. Ahhhhh. (Don't worry, I'll have my chance to be miserable from late May to October when the temp rises over 100 and the humidity is 95%. Ugh.

Glad you had a nice time, Brian.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -

United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2003 :  00:32:24  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by bazza

you will be amused to hear thats its unusually clammy and mild over here! feeling homesick fella?
:o)

There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.



We have now had the dryest February and March on record in Edinburgh, and I am not talking about a shag drought. This summer is going to be absolutely shite. Unlike last summer. Or the summer before.

I think Brian had a good henhousey time with Ms Brokenface. But where is Steve?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2003 :  04:57:54  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Steeeve. . .we miss youuuu!
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2003 :  14:09:13  Show Profile
Anyone here...

That's Better... It's about time I changed my signature
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2003 :  14:18:11  Show Profile
Take it easy kids... I'm leaving the library.


That's Better... It's about time I changed my signature
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2003 :  14:41:37  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Bye, Mike! Hope yer doing well!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  07:00:01  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Ciao, all. Hope everyone is AOK. Is it Spring yet? Anyway, what 's new? Lately we all just pop in to say HI and then pop out again. Is it the last hurrah of the Henhouse? The HORROR!

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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  08:14:18  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by mereubu

Steeeve. . .we miss youuuu!



I've been mising you too m'dear. I've been at home for a while cos of a death in the family so i haven't been 'ternetting lately. To be honest I'm a little disappointed in all of you that you haven't managed to get past 75 pages while I was away. You slackers!

Hope everyone is very henhouse.
xx
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  11:45:22  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
this is not the last hurrah of the henhouse. this is merely a bump in the road. i have faith in the henhouse!

-brian

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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  12:06:55  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Well, that's nice.

Anyone have any jokes to tell? I am having a bad day.
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greg
- FB Fan -

Canada
159 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  13:01:41  Show Profile  Click to see greg's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by ramona



Anyone have any jokes to tell? I am having a bad day.


Hope this will help...
What is the difference between an engagement and hemarhoids?
At least when hemarhoids is over you get your ring back...
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  13:23:06  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Eeew.

But funny, so thanks.

Here's mine; what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is plastic and dangerous to children.

The other is just a plastic bag.

Ha!
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greg
- FB Fan -

Canada
159 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  13:54:56  Show Profile  Click to see greg's MSN Messenger address
A man walk into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap head too toe..
The psychiatrist says 'clearly I can see your nuts.'
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1938 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  14:21:30  Show Profile
2 michael jackson ones:

What did the man on the beach say to mj?
Get out of my son

Why did mj go to Kmart?
because the boy's pants were half-off
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  15:31:53  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
a pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants. he hobbles over in pain to the bar and orders a drink

"why the steering wheel" says the barkeep

the pirate responds, "Argh, its driving me nuts!"

ba doom ching!

-brian

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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  15:32:43  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
who'd have thought if we were offering jokes the whole time the henhouse would get so many visitors? all are welcome!

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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2003 :  17:13:26  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
Did you her about the guy with five penises?
-His boxers fitted like a glove

Nearly 200 Brian!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  06:18:49  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
So silly - but I am cracking up. You guys rule all!

Happy Friday!
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -

USA
460 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  07:05:46  Show Profile
Here's a good joke for you....

Did you hear the new pick up line at gay bars?

-May I push in your stool!

Totally KingOfSiam style!!!!!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  07:20:01  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
happy 200 posts to me!

i'm still a slacker compared to all you henhouse folk, but i'm slowly creeping my way up!

-brian

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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  07:34:35  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
Hi everyone. I'm going home for about 3 weeks for easter today, so my net usage will be a lot more infrequent. Hope you all miss me. Catch ya laters!

Well done on the 200, (only 800 to go!)

bye!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  07:36:15  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
goodbye steve, enjoy being home (only 26 days till i go home for summer!)

-brian

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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -

United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  07:37:42  Show Profile
Have a great Easter, Steve. Well done, Brian - you will reach Mereubu's level of posting if you live to be 400.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  07:54:24  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Wonder if I can post 54 times today and be as cool as Mereubu?

Bye, Steve - have a lovely trip!
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  08:34:21  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Bring it, girlie! I'm going to have to make up for the day I missed yesterday.

Have a good break, Steve. Sorry I didn't get to say howdy.

Here, I have a wholesome joke for you guys. Z's been telling this one since she was 18 months old & I wish she'd find a new one.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?
Panth or no panth, I'm going thwimming!

Ba-dum-dum!

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That's not funny.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  08:50:47  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two - one to do it and cry and another to hold his hand
OR
three - one to do it, one to cry about it, and one to talk about how chris carrabba would've done it

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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2003 :  09:08:05  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: What do you fucking care, asshole!?

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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1462 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2003 :  07:49:15  Show Profile
here's my first post to the henhouse. forgive me if i'm intruding. i thought the ladies might like this one.

why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?
so they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2003 :  08:24:23  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Welcome to the henhouse! Good start indeed!

XXX, EM
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